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Old 12/16/2004, 2:57 PM
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Default Lowered Expectations: Patty (#105)

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Original Airdate: 11.11.95

Nicole Sullivan as Patty

Phone-Voice: Patty, number 315.

Patty: Hi, I’m Patty. I’m a senior at UCLA, I love to rollerblade, and I have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. Have you? If you haven’t we should get together and visit. Chat. Rap. What-have-you. I’m sure I can help you find the true way. As Jesus said, "The angels shall come forth and sever the wicked and shall cast them into the furnace of fire. Haha...but enough of the king of kings. Let’s get down to boy-girl stuff. Turn-ons: our saviour (naturally), banana milkshakes - two straws. Uh, turn-offs : uh, sex before marriage (urrgh), dead things and negroes. If you are looking for a Christ-centered relationship with marriage as the ultimate goal, give me a jingle. I’ll be waiting! And praying...

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