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Old 07/07/2004, 6:20 PM
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Default NDI Vs AE&E; #1-2 (#103)

Nicole Sullivan- Nicole

Part 1:

Nicole: (in office building) Are you out there AE&E? Of course you are. You know how all along you've been telling us here at NDI to put it in writing? Subtlety suggesting that we haven't been telling the truth about our savings. "Put it in writing...". Well, we'll do one better than that. (Holds up a bible) This is the Holy Bible. (puts hand up to bible) I swear to God that out rates are 20% lower than AE&E. (takes hand off Bible) You won't see the other guys doing that. I guess AE&E doesn't believe in God.

Narrator: NDI. The Righteous Choice.

(Jingle sings: Stop dealing with Pageans.)

Part 2:

Elderly Widow: (In her home, with a picture of her husband beside her) Edgar wasn't feeling well that day. At about 5:00 he opened the phone bill. The NDI phone bill. He took one look at it, and suffered a massive heart attack. I immediately dial 911, but halfway through the call, before I could give them the address, the phone went dead. Shortly after, so did my Edgar. Damn you NDI!

Narrorator: AE&E. Keeping friends and family, alive.


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Old 07/11/2004, 5:08 PM
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Default Re: NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole (#103)

Originally posted by newt007
Suddedly suggesting
Is it saying "Subtlety" maybe?



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Old 07/11/2004, 5:17 PM
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Default Re: Re: NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole (#103)

Originally posted by ef_7

Is it saying "Subtlety" maybe?
Good catch Eric.

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Old 12/21/2004, 4:38 PM
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its not stop dealing with pay guns, its "stop dealing with pageans"


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