[MADtv] Public School House Rock: Dysfunction Junction (#723)

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Public Schoolhouse Rocks! : Dysfunction Junction from Season 7 Episode 23
Notice : The lyrics below have some ... in it because I can't understand what it sang

Train Conductor : Will Sasso (Voice)
Girl : Debra Wilson (Voice)
Boy in blue : Michael McDonald (Voice) I don't sure if it was him or not because a boy in blue sounds like Stuart

Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function?

Conductor : I dope up kids with behavioral problems. (give short boy and a girl pills)

Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function? (a short boy and a girl eat pills)

Conductor : I got Ritalin and Zoloft that really take the answer.
Ritalin ..... Zoloft .........

Boy in blue : Hey! I think I'll take three, that will fix my A.D.D.! (and he fly away)

Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function?

Conductor : Dopin' up kids with behavioral problems.
Aderall and Risperdall and Dexidrine

Girl : That's really keen!

Conductor : Luvox and Paxil sure make you sit still.

Girl : Methylphenidate is what I just sayin'.

Conductor : Good works for you, why don't you take two?

Girl : Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (and fly away)

Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, why are you function?

Conductor : Cuz parents want some pills just to keep you quiet.
They want a quick fix like a Happy Meal that make you feel real so they don't gotta deal. ...your head... you To Bed and when you're in the school, you don't act like A Fool. .... Will drool!

Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, that's your function.

A boy in blue : Mommy I don't wanna do my homework! I wanna watch TV, don't make me you stupid... (get drugs put in his mouth by his mother)
Oh, a green one. Oh! Pinky! That's the funniest thing I ever heard.......