|
Register | Members List | Mark Forums Read |
![]() |
|
Thread Tools |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Public Schoolhouse Rocks! : Dysfunction Junction from Season 7 Episode 23
Notice : The lyrics below have some ... in it because I can't understand what it sang Train Conductor : Will Sasso (Voice) Girl : Debra Wilson (Voice) Boy in blue : Michael McDonald (Voice) I don't sure if it was him or not because a boy in blue sounds like Stuart Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function? Conductor : I dope up kids with behavioral problems. (give short boy and a girl pills) Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function? (a short boy and a girl eat pills) Conductor : I got Ritalin and Zoloft that really take the answer. Ritalin ..... Zoloft ......... Boy in blue : Hey! I think I'll take three, that will fix my A.D.D.! (and he fly away) Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function? Conductor : Dopin' up kids with behavioral problems. Aderall and Risperdall and Dexidrine Girl : That's really keen! Conductor : Luvox and Paxil sure make you sit still. Girl : Methylphenidate is what I just sayin'. Conductor : Good works for you, why don't you take two? Girl : Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (and fly away) Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, why are you function? Conductor : Cuz parents want some pills just to keep you quiet. They want a quick fix like a Happy Meal that make you feel real so they don't gotta deal. ...your head... you To Bed and when you're in the school, you don't act like A Fool. .... Will drool! Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, that's your function. A boy in blue : Mommy I don't wanna do my homework! I wanna watch TV, don't make me you stupid... (get drugs put in his mouth by his mother) Oh, a green one. Oh! Pinky! That's the funniest thing I ever heard....... Last edited by ilove_murder_mad; 04/23/2018 at 4:22 AM. |
|||
![]() |
Thread Tools | |
|
|
![]() |
||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Santa Animation, funnier than Public School Rock | Howard Beale | Off-topic Discussion | 1 | 12/13/2005 9:51 PM |
[MADtv] Public School House Rock: Interjections (#715) | newt007 | MADtv Transcripts | 1 | 05/20/2004 6:05 PM |
[MADtv] Public School House Rock: Nouns (#717) | newt007 | MADtv Transcripts | 0 | 05/04/2004 8:00 PM |
[MADtv] Public School House Rock: Substitute Teacher (#823) | Stuart L. | MADtv Transcripts | 3 | 04/01/2004 1:09 PM |
[MADtv] About The School House Rock Skits | madislove | General Discussion | 1 | 03/18/2002 8:57 AM |
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 1:05 PM.