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View Poll Results: What was your favorite sketch of #1310?
Hannah Montana: Drug Party 6 18.18%
Eddie Thundercloud: Illegal Immigration 4 12.12%
Crista & Bobby's Triathlon 13 39.39%
Eddie Thundercloud: Foreign Policy 1 3.03%
Johnny Gan: Movie Guesses! 0 0%
Eddie Thundercloud: Medical Insurance 0 0%
Fairview Fire Report 1 3.03%
Knock-Knock Negroes 1 3.03%
MAD Encore: Aren't Asians Great? (#1214) 2 6.06%
Rice & Beans Tour - Part V 3 9.09%
MAD Encore: Holly Meadow Estates: Crime Watch Meeting (#1104) 2 6.06%
Closing: Knock-Knock Negroes Outtakes 0 0%
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Old 02/03/2008, 2:10 AM
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Hannah Montana: Drug Party
Miley Cyrus (Crista Flanagan) shows up to school and runs into her friend Lily (Arden Myrin), who notices how awful she looks. Miley tells Lily she has a secret, in which Lily assumes it’s the fact that during the day Miley is an average middle-school student but at night dons a long, blonde wig and is America’s #1 teen superstar Hannah Montana. Miley tells Lily that’s not the secret, but that in fact things got out of hand the night before. After her concert at the Knoxberry Farm, Miley decides to have drinks with Angus T. Jones from Two and a Half Men when a dealer (Johnny Sanchez) approaches her. He tells her that P. Diddy (Jordan Peele) is having a party in Bel-Air. Miley goes to the party and sees that Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are smoking a “joint” with Amy Winehouse (Nicole Parker). P.Diddy arrives and says that Hannah should make out with Amy, and Hannah realizes that the weed must have been laced with something. Matthew brings in a stripper who gives Hannah a lap dance, and everyone decides to do cocaine off of the stripper’s butt. Miley decides to sing a song about doing drugs, having sex, and then going back to school the next day.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Miley Cyrus: Hannah Montana), Arden Myrin (Lily), Johnny Sanchez (Dealer), Dan Oster (Matthew McConaughey), Nicole Parker (Amy Winehouse), Jordan Peele (P. Diddy)

Eddie Thundercloud: Illegal Immigration
Eddie Thundercloud (Keegan-Michael Key) decides to run for President of the United States. One of his primary goals is to stop illegal immigration so that Native Americans can keep their low-paying jobs, saying that the meat packing industry was overrun by those “who sleep with tacos.” A woman named Judy Fightingbear (Anjelah Johnson) plans to vote for Eddie because with him in charge, she’ll be able to keep her “fancy job” as a cocktail waitress at a casino. Eddie concludes by saying that the only way to stop illegal immigration is by growing a large wall of corn.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Eddie Thundercloud), Anjelah Johnson (Judy Fightingbear)

Crista & Bobby’s Triathlon
Bobby arrives at Crista’s trailer, where she pushes him off the steps. Bobby claims that he got injured and it would concern her. He asks Crista for her help by participating alongside him in a celebrity triathlon for charity: restless leg syndrome. Crista turns him down, and Bobby calls her fat for doing so. Crista and Bobby head to the beach to train for the triathlon by swimming out in the ocean, biking, and running. Bobby questions Crista about her skin, implying she is pale and adding that she could fry ants with her torso. Bobby later reveals that he has a thing for vintage clothing. Crista and Bobby head out into the ocean but decide to turn back because of the freezing waters. Both decide to sport wetsuits to help them swim and prevent them from freezing as fast, but have a difficult time fitting Bobby into his. The pair finally makes it into the water, where Bobby struggles and tries to doggie-paddle but ends up drowning. Crista tries CPR but is too scared to perform mouth-to-mouth, let alone touch him. Bobby wakes up and forces Crista to make out with him but she slaps him instead. The two come to terms that swimming won’t cut it when a man walks by and drops money in Bobby’s cup. Crista and Bobby instead decide to sit out by a lamppost and collect donations for “Out of Shape Actors for Restless Leg Syndrome.”

Credits: Crista Flanagan (herself), Bobby Lee (himself)

Eddie Thundercloud: Foreign Policy
A nude Eddie Thundercloud (Keegan-Michael Key) is spotted in a lake spearing gators. He discusses how his people have been at the peace-pipe as a means to prevent warfare, and a great way to get high. Eddie confesses he is high to the point he lacks reasoning. He declares his plan to take his peace-pipe to the Middle East to negotiate a plan for everlasting peace. In the event it doesn’t work, he intends on using a Skull-Crushing Club, turning their heads into stew, and eating their hearts out thereby stealing their souls. Eddie then states his plan to shape-shift into a desert hawk allowing him to escape untouched. A man by the name of Thad Jumpingsquirrel (Johnny Sanchez) confirms Eddie’s ability to shape-shift when he recalls of a time he turned into a black crow. Eddie paints his face with anti-war paint claiming when he is pushed he’ll resort to war.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Eddie Thundercloud), Johnny Sanchez (Thad Jumpingsquirrel)

Johnny Gan: Movie Guesses!
Johnny Gan (Bobby Lee) and his companion Pongo provide the viewers with their list of movies that will win Oscars at the 2008 Academy Awards, such as “Michael Clayton.” Johnny says the movie stinks because no one “puts it inside” of Reese Witherspoon, stating that if he were in the film he would have done her hard & sloppy. His next choice is “Knocked Up” only because it shows a woman’s vagina even though a baby’s head is shown coming out of it. Lastly, his final choice for the Oscars is called “Johnny Gan’s Hard and Sloppy Sex Tape” which also features Pongo. Johnny gives himself the award for best Oscar body.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Johnny Gan)

Eddie Thundercloud: Medical Insurance
Eddie Thundercloud (Keegan-Michael Key) is spotted hunting in the woods naked. Eddie promises to place a medicine man in every town if he is elected President. He promises to give every American a bag of buckskin nutroot, shagweed, and rabbit’s blood as a kit to prevent anyone from being possessed. An elderly man by the name of Thomas Screamingdove (Jordan Peele) recalls of a time where he was buried alive and force-fed the intestines of a coyote as a means to free him from his possession. Eddie plans to provide free health plans for everyone, and is granting everyone the ability to freely visit a shaman regardless of their network.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Eddie Thundercloud), Jordan Peele (Thomas Screamingdove)

Fairview Fire Report
A news reporter (Michael McDonald) interviews a man named Raul Garcia (Johnny Sanchez) who lost his home in a fire. The reporter begins rolling his eyes and informs Mr. Garcia that he has a condition known as “ocular-atrophy” meaning that his eyes roll involuntarily. The reporter then beings to make grunting noises, claiming he also has a condition known as “leringiomalacia” meaning that an underdeveloped voice box can spasm at any moment. Mr. Garcia accuses him of lying, but the reporter states that they both face hardships. The reporter makes the grunting noise, rolls his eyes, and makes hand gestures and is accused of making fun of Mr. Garcia. The reporter concludes the segment by saying that he has Tourette's syndrome.

Credits: Michael McDonald (News Reporter), Johnny Sanchez (Mr. Raul Garcia)

Knock-Knock Negroes
One man (Jordan Peele) and a second man (Keegan-Michael Key) run into each other and begin exchanging knock-knock jokes resulting in hard laughter, jumping onto a fence, and bouncing off the walls. At one point the second man runs into a grocery store, and hands the first man a can of soda. The first man goes on an adventure all the way to China, where he purchases a can of soda and brings it back to the other man. At this point, the second man is abducted by aliens from outer space and is taken away.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Man #1), Keegan-Michael Key (Man #2)

MAD Encore: Aren't Asians Great (#1214)
Gwen Stefani sings about how Asians are great. She says that Asians are the smartest people in the world, and that they’re great because of their inventions such as a robot that can put on your shoe, building a Great Wall, inventing the Hybrid, Karaoke, and Ping Pong. To her they’re still great even if some are Communists.

Credits: Nicole Parker (Gwen Stefani), Bobby Lee (Harajuku Girl), Jordan Peele (Akon)

Rice & Beans Tour – Part V
Johnny (himself) and Bobby (himself) continue their tour of the American Heartland. Both recollect the previous night in the RV where Johnny spent the night sucking on Bobby’s toes. Both are still in Branson, Missouri and are about to head to Muskogee, Oklahoma. Bobby says that no one cares because everywhere they go it’s the same thing; absolutely nothing worth seeing—no Starbucks, nor strip clubs. The two arrive at Alpena, Arkansas where Bobby decides he wants to go to the mall which happens to be a worn down and slum-like street. Bobby and Johnny run into an older woman named Marylou, where she asks Johnny to give something to her daughter. She then walks over to Bobby who becomes uncomfortable and asks her where her shoes are. The pair meet the mayor of Alpena, where Bobby asks what the population of Asians is. The mayor confuses Asians for Hispanics, and confuses Johnny for Indian. Bobby asks if he is able to open up a strip club.

Credits: Johnny Sanchez (himself), Bobby Lee (himself)

MAD Encore: Hollow Meadow Estates: Crime Watch Meeting (#1104)
Alana (Arden Myrin) holds the neighborhood crime watching meeting where she informs her neighbors that the crime has gone down 4%. Chad (Keegan-Michael Key) and Janeane (Nicole Parker) are congratulated for catching a graffiti artist who vandalized Eric's (Ike Barinholtz) Camry, whom is none other than their son Caleb. Alana gives kudos to Titus Balsis (Michael McDonald) for apprehending a burglar outside the Bascar, who happens to be Chad's mother. Titus threatens Chad by telling him he'll choke Chad, and that he's been to Vietnam. Alana points out that it is illegal to carry a loaded weapon, and that it is not okay to fire the gun while yelling "it's dying time." Titus justifies it by saying they were being loud, when Janeane points out that Titus has an act for staking out in front of her bedroom. Titus tells her that she isn't all that, and spits a piece of bread into Chad's mouth. Alana addresses the Conklings (Daniele Gaither, Jordan Peele) about an incident where she was molested on their lawn, and they refused to call someone for help. Chad and Titus go at it once more, while a molester wearing a ski-mask breaks in and begins to fondle Alana while the Conklings watch and do nothing.

Credits: Arden Myrin (Alana), Daniele Gaither (Mrs. Conkling), Jordan Peele (Tyrone Conkling), Keegan-Michael Key (Chad Bascar), Nicole Parker (Janeane Bascar), Michael McDonald (Titus Balsis), Ike Barinholtz (Eric)

Closing: Knock-Knock Negroes Outtakes
The two men continue telling each other jokes resulting in even more laughter, and gimmicks involving jumping off the wall and running around.

Credits: N/A

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Starring:
  • Crista Flanagan (2A/2S/1W)
  • Keegan-Michael Key (4A/4S/0W)
  • Bobby Lee (3A/3S/1W)
  • Michael McDonald (1A/1S/0W)
  • Arden Myrin (1A/0S/0W)
  • Nicole Parker (1A/0S/0W)
  • Jordan Peele (3A/1S/1W)
  • Johnny Sanchez (4A/2S/1W)
Featuring:
  • Anjelah Johnson (1A/0S/0W)
  • Dan Oster (1A/0S/0W)
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Legend:
  • (A)cting Credit
  • (S)tarring Credit
  • (W)riting Credit
  • Non-Speaking Role
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Old 02/03/2008, 2:14 AM
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We don't get the promos here in Canada. What's coming up?
As it turns out, we *do* get them on the west coast feed.

This baby's gonna do wonders for the ol' pipes.

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Old 02/03/2008, 9:59 AM
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lol that actually looks really funny!

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Blackwind just orgasmed all over his keyboard when he saw Crista in that bikini.

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Old 02/03/2008, 2:38 PM
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Crista wearing a bikini on the beach? I take back everything negative I've said about this season. This easily makes up for the other 5 lousy episodes
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Old 02/03/2008, 2:45 PM
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No wait, Bobby is also wearing a bathing suit, this season sucks again
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Old 02/04/2008, 12:05 PM
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Yeah but Crista is slapping him around so I guess that can be a good thing.

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think we'll see any of the recurring characters come back this season at all...so far we got Coach Hines and Lorraine. I really hope Wendy Walker or Disney Girl appear again. I'm really excited for the Hannah Montana parody!

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-"Tcha...ya know what? Huh-uh!" - The Vancome Lady
-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
-"Look how little my gloves are!" - Dot Goddard
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-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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Bobby's "Sometimes I do" character or whatever from 1309 was also recurring. He was in 1208 last season, forgot the sketch name.

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I hope so, too.

It would be a realy shame if the show were to end and we didn't get one more sketch from all those wonderful recurring characters.

(or een if the show didn't end, but nicole, Jordan bobby etc left, and we never sa their characters again.)

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Old 02/05/2008, 10:33 AM
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Agreed. I want more Disney Girl, damn it. NOW.

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I would love to see another Disney girl like we've been seeing and one like the original one in season 9.

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-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
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-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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think we'll see any of the recurring characters come back this season at all...so far we got Coach Hines and Lorraine. I really hope Wendy Walker or Disney Girl appear again. I'm really excited for the Hannah Montana parody!


I'd love to see another Disney Girl, I'd be happy with pretty much any recurring character so long as it isn't Stuart.

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As far as Stuart goes, I would like one final sktech...but it would have to have Mo in it.

That is why I was SOOOO angry when they brought her back, and didn't do a Stuart sketch! Michael said how much he was looking forward to working with her again! And yet they didn't work together at all!

Just stupid.

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they probably didn't do one due to the writers strike. Its not like they had union writers able to write the sketches, and I double Michael would have wanted to write his own Stuart sketch and risk getting crap for it.

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I see MADtv's posted the Hannah Montana thing. Looks great! If the beginning is any indication, it's the best sketch this year.
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It DOES look great.

I really love the "kiddie" laugh track, lmao.

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Oh wow! I already love the Hannah Montana Sketch! I've actually seen the show before , and it's just like this LOL. I love the crappy line that the little kids laugh at. And Arden acts just like her character, as does Crista. LOL Nicole Parker as Amy!!

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they probably didn't do one due to the writers strike. Its not like they had union writers able to write the sketches, and I double Michael would have wanted to write his own Stuart sketch and risk getting crap for it.
Given that they knew the strike was coming, they really should have prepared for it better.

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How are they doing an all-new Oscar edition of the Johnny Gan show if the strike was long before the nominees were even announced? It could be an encore from last season, but it says "All new," so I don't think so.

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