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Old 04/11/2004, 6:58 PM
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Default Dot reunites with her sister (#906)

Dot- Stephnie Weir
Ronald (Dot's Father)- Michael McDonald
Wesley (Dot's mother)- Mo Collins
Kyle Dunkler (reporter)- Paul Vogt
Karen (Dot's sister)- Alex Borstein

Kyle: Kyle Dunkler reporting live from from the home of Ron and Wesley Goddard, who are anxiously waiting the arrival of their daughter, child prodigy, Karen Goddard, who spent the last 18 months on a mission in space.

Wesley: And she's only 8 years old.

Ron: When she was chosen for the mission she was only 7.

(Dot comes into view)

Dot: Hey man! (giggles) You know, 6 is scared of 7 'cause seven ate nine (789)

Kyle: You know we haven't introduced, uh, Karen's twin sister, Dot. How are you? (puts microphone into Dot's face)

(Dot smiles)

Kyle: Are you excited about your sister coming home?

(Dot smiles and leans into the Microphone and backs away)

Dot: Ummmm...

Kyle: Wha--

Dot: Ummm... ummm.

Kyle: Ye--? Are--?

Dot: Uhhh... (leans back and giggles)

Kyle: Well... I bet you're very proud of your twin sister.

Dot: Oh yeah? Well, I bet I could beat you to that wall and back. (points to wall ahead of her parents) On your smarts, T.V. set, GO!

(Dot begins to run infront of her parents, then Ron puts his hand in front of Dot as she is running and she falls to the ground.) (Dot begins to get up)
(Door opens with the arrival of Karen)

Karen: Hi everybody!

Ron: Oh my God! (pushes Dot aside with great force, forcing her onto the couch. Then, he runs toward Karen to greet her)

Kyle: Uh, let's give the family a moment to reunite.

(Dot gets up)

Dot: Hey Karen! Hey!

(Ron blocks Dot from getting near Karen by holding her head while she tries to grasp.)

Kyle: This is so very sweet. I'm sorry, I hate to interrupt this very precious moment...

(Ron lets go of Dot)

Kyle: ...but our audience is anxious to meet Karen.

Ron: Oh...

Wesley: Of course they are, oh, of course.

(Ron leads the way for everyone to meet at the couch)

Dot: You know what? Dogs are color-blind, and they can't play twister.

(Everyone sits down)

Dot: Hey Karen!

Karen: Hey Dot!

(The sisters hug)

Karen: I missed you!

Dot: Hey Karen! Look... I peirced my own ear. (Points to ear with a large round thing in the middle)

Wesley: With my grandmother's antique broach.

Dot: (giggles) I can't get it out. My ear grew around it.

Kyle: Karen? You're on the short-list for the Nobel Prize.

Ron: Don't forget the Pulitzer Prize.

Wesley: And the McArthur Genius grant.

Dot: Hey! Don't forget to visit the Gum museum! (Holds up a collection of Gum put on a large pink poster)

Ronald: (into camera) Dot might have a different father.

Dot: Hey everybody... Guess what? I got dressed for today... (Pulls up skirt revealing more clothes) AND tomorrow!

Kyle: Karen! Was this mission sucessful?

Karen: Oh yes, very much so. Uh, we discovered proteins that pretty much verify there is infact extraterrestrial life.

Dot: (on counter with skirt up) Hey! I discovered my belly button! It- It looks like a mouth. This is-- (pretends the belly button is talking) HEY! Feed me some skittles! I said feed me skittles! (as Dot) Okay... I'll give you skittles!
(Sticks some Skittles in belly button) (Makes a chewing motion with belly button)

Dot: That tickles, Stop! (as belly) Hurry up! I'm Hungry! Give me more skittles!
(sticks more skittles in belly button)

Dot: Get in there!

Ron: (gets up) Dot! What did I tell you? It is dangerous to get up on these high counters! Now, you get down or you're gonna hurt yourself!

Dot: I'm-- I'm--

(Ron takes Dot's hand, and pulls Dot off counter and she falls to the ground) (Ron shrugs shoulders)

Ron: Sorry...

Dot: (gets up) Hey, Hey! That hurt.

Karen: Actually, mom and dad, I kinda have an announcement.

Ron: What? (anxious)

Karen: I'm gonna have to leave right away again 'cause I'm gonna meet the president. I'm going to Camp David!

Dot: Heeeeey, I'm going to Camp Farrah Fawcett!

Ron: That's Camp Ferra Gaucet.

Karen: I was kinda hoping maybe Dot could come with me to Camp David. You up for that Dot?

Dot: (with Skirt up) YAY! Oh no! I think my tummy ate too many skittles. I think It's gonna throw up.

(Dot puts tummy over her father letting all the skittles fall onto his head)

Kyle: Well that's something to chew on. For Channel 2, WTBR, I'm Kyle Dunkler.

Dot: (as tummy) Hey! Give me some more skittles! I'm Hungry again!

Ron: They're over there. (Pushes Dot off the couch and on to the floor)

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Old 04/11/2004, 7:06 PM
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Dot's Mom is named Leslie not Whesley.

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Old 04/11/2004, 7:09 PM
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in the one where Karen and Dot are on Pamela, Dot's Parents are Howard and Leslie. I think they changed the names after that one skit.

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Old 04/11/2004, 7:14 PM
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Maybe they changed the fathers name but the mom has always been Leslie

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Old 04/11/2004, 7:25 PM
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Here! You decide! I think it's Whesley! http://www.geocities.com/fropyj777/whesley.wav

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Old 04/11/2004, 7:26 PM
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Dude its a dead link.

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Old 04/25/2004, 10:39 AM
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I agree It does sound more like it is whesley than it does leslie

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Old 07/23/2004, 2:28 PM
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Quote:
Ron: Don't forget the Pulet Suprise.
I thought @ first you ment Dot said it, because of the way it's spelled. It's the Pulitzer Prize, and it's a famous literary award.

Quote:
Dot: Heeeeey, I'm going to Camp Ferra Faucet!
I believe this was supposed to be - Camp Farrah Fawcett -as in, the actress from Charlie's Angels.

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Old 07/23/2004, 2:54 PM
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Niiiiice....

So, where are we basing "Whesley" off of again?

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Old 07/23/2004, 3:35 PM
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Mo said it's Whesley.

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Old 07/23/2004, 3:48 PM
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What skits is it pronounced Whesley and is the spelling ever showed that way in a skit?

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Old 07/23/2004, 7:05 PM
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Ummmm I'll have to ask which sketches it's spelled like that but there are a few sketches that it has been pronounced Whesley.

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Old 07/30/2004, 1:06 PM
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Is it Whesley or Wesley?

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Old 07/30/2004, 1:28 PM
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It's Wesley.

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