[Frank TV] Episode S02E06: Frank 2: Electric Boogaloo (Aired 2008-11-25)

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Judge Shatner #1
It's time again for judge William Shatner (Frank Caliendo) to bring out some of his patented Shatner justice. In this case, the plaintiff (Tim Brennen) is suing his neighbour, the defendant who has built a fence on his property. The defendant (Jim Cashman) claims that he built the fence with the right permits, but the plaintiff is mad that he crushed his flowers in the process of building the fence. The defendant says that he is sorry for doing it. All of a sudden, William screams "enough". He thinks that they are being too nice, and that they need a dose of "Shatner". He then gets behind there booths, and expresses their feelings with some serious acting. He then switches back and forth between the judges seat, and the stands, almost debating the case to himself. William then threatens to shoot the defendant (which is him at the time) for stealing his land, and the defendant begins to fight himself. William then calls scene, and awards the case to himself, and tells the 2 that they each have to pay him one Daytime Emmy awards for his fine acting performance. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo, and Frank as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Pip Lilly [Frank TV Casting Assistant] (Bailiff), Tim Brennen (Plaintiff), Jim Cashman (Defendant), Frank Caliendo (William Shatner)

Presidential Address
George Bush (Frank Caliendo) is announcing that he has decided to resign from the presidency. He talks about how America doesn't like him, and frankly, he doesn't like them either. He feels that he has been treated too harshly by America. After all, this is the nation that not only voted him in once, but twice. Maybe they should think about that. He then feels that America is all about second chances, and on that note, he has decided to rip up his resignation, and finish his term. [Intro and outro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (George Bush)

Can Bill Clinton Charm Your Pants Off?
Bill Clinton (Frank Caliendo) is hosting his own show Can Bill Clinton Charm Your Pants Off?. In the show, women have to talk to Bill for 2 minutes and resist the urge to take their pants off. If they resist, they will receive $1 million dollars. The game is not as simple as it seems though, as women who have a firm hatred of men, and even men can't seem to resist the irresistible charm of the former president. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Chris Tallman (Gary Davidson), Kate Connor (Gina McConnell), Frank Caliendo (Bill Clinton)

Gibson Redubbed
Mel Gibson (Mike MacRae) has filmed many movies, like Apacolypto in different languages, so now, with a lot of time and money consuming work, he has gone back to some of his other films and redubbed them, like Lethal Weapon in pig Latin, Bravehart in emoticon, and The Road Warrior in twin language. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Mike MacRae (Mel Gibson: Martin Riggs, William Wallace, Max Rockatansky), Freddy Lockhart (Danny Glover: Roger Murtaugh)

Behind Andy Rooney's Desk
Frank TV shows who they think would be good behind Andy Rooney's desk on 60 Minutes. Some candidates include Ozzy Osborne (Mike MacRae) who complains about how he can't get his pills open due to his shaking, Barack Obama (Freddy Lockhart) who talks about the useful, and annoying qualities of paper clips, Howard Stern (Pat Kilbane) who complains about opened porno magazines and why Pamela Anderson keeps saying she wants to do him, but doesn't deliver, and Yoda (Frank Caliendo) who complains about wars between other galaxies, and the science behind the Death Star. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Mike MacRae (Ozzie Osborne), Freddy Lockhart (Barack Obama), Pat Kilbane (Howard Stern), Frank Caliendo (Yoda)

Environmental Tips
Al Gore (Frank Caliendo) talks about ways to save the environment. Things like get your pornography from the internet, solar powered vibrators may be impractical, but they work, and that taking the bus saves energy and allows the ability to rub up against women. [Intro and outro provided by Frank Caliendo as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Al Gore)

Jack Nicholson's Sorority Party Pillow Fight Workout
The only thing Jack Nicholson (Frank Caliendo) likes better than sorority pillow fights is sorority pillow fights with firm abs, and tight buns. That's why he has released the Jack Nicolson's Sorority Pillow Fight Workout. In it, you can work out with stimulating pillow fights, or just sit in a chair and watch. Order fast, and the DVD Ice T's Squat what you Got. A video of constant squatting women observed by Tracy "Ice T" Morgan (Freddy Lockhart) himself. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Jack Nicholson), Laura Orrico (Woman #1), Freddy Lockhart (Tracy "Ice T" Marrow)

Allerout
Terry Bradshaw (Frank Caliendo) is promoting Allerout. The allergy medicine that will make allergies go kablooie, and blame! [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Terry Bradshaw)

Close: Judge Shatner #2
Outtake from Judge Shatner sketch. [Intro provided by Freddy Lockhart, Frank Caliendo, Mike MacRae, and Frank as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (William Shatner)

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Starring:

• Frank Caliendo (0A/20S/-W/0AF)
• Freddy Lockhart (3A/1S/0W/0AF)
• Mike MacRae (1A/2S/0W/0AF)

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Guest Starring:

• Tim Brennen (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Jim Cashman (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Kate Connor (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Pat Kilbane (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
• Pip Lilly (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Laura Orrico (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Chris Tallman (1A/0S/0W/0AF)

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Legend:

• (A)ppearance Credit
• (S)tarring Credit
• (W)riting Credit
• Non-Speaking Credit
• (A)rchival (F)ootage Credit

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