[Frank TV] Episode S02E01: Frankapalooza (Aired 2008-10-21)

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Clinton #1
In an Oliver Stone film, Bill Clinton (Frank Caliendo) comes back to the White House from Camp David early to find Vice President Al Gore (Frank Caliendo) having relations with Monika Lewinsky. Knowing how important Al's work is to the environment, Bill offers to take the blame, and say that it was him. When Al says "But Bill, you've never lied before!", Bill says "Well, there's a first time for everything". [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo, and Frank as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Sandy Brown (Clinton's Secretary), Frank Caliendo (Bill Clinton, Al Gore), Isaac Singleton (Press Secretary #1), Jeff Rothpan [Frank TV Writer] (Press Secretary #2), Suzanne Jolie Narbonne (Intern)

Puppy Time
James Gandolfini (Frank Caliendo) gets a new show called Puppy Time, in which he shows off different brands of dogs. However, he feels that the puppies are all too cute, and it makes him mad. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (James Gandolfini)

Star Wars Off the Clock #1
After a hard day of fighting the Empire, Yoda (Frank Caliendo), Mace Windu (Freddy Lockhart), and Obi Wan Kanobi (Mike MacRae), go to a restaurant to fill their appetite. Yoda is incredibly hungry, but the waiter is stuck at the other table. After using some Jedi mind tricks, the waiter makes his way to their table, but can't understand the order of Yoda's because Yoda speaks backwards English, saying things like "wings buffalo", and "steaks cheese fried". Darth Vader then comes out from the kitchen, and chokes the waiter for not treating the customers with more respect, no matter who they are. He then challenges the Jedi's to a lightsaber duel, but is distracted by Mace's awesome purple lightsaber, which he got on "a little place on Tatooine". The sketch ends with Darth getting the directions to the place. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Yoda), Freddy Lockhart (Samuel Jackson: Mace Windu), Mike MacRae (Alec Guiness: Obi Wan Kanobi), Rachel Duguay [Frank TV Writer] (Customer)

Nap Time with David Letterman
It's time to see what would happen to David Letterman (Frank Caliendo) if he held a daytime show for children, in Nap Time with David Letterman. In it, he shows the difference between a lower case k, and an upper case K, does the top 10 countdown on why the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, and does stupid baby tricks like throwing a baby through a ring of fire, while he is supported by his band leader, puppet Paul Shaffer. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo, Mike McRae, and Freddy Lockhart]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (David Letterman)

Super Scandal *Cartoon*
First sports stars, then actors, and now superheroes are being put on trial for steroid abuse. Popeye, Batman, Cyclops, Superman are all on trial. When they start getting on the issue of why the Hulk is so green and big, Hulk thinks that the trial is just a way for congress to detach itself from the real problems facing America, like Iraq. After the superheroes trial, the villain’s trial takes place. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Ice T's Blueberry Lemonade
Tracy "Ice T" Marrow (Freddy Lockhart) is promoting a new brand of ice tea. Ice T's Blueberry Lemonade, a sweet and sour tasty ice tea lemonade, but Ice is having trouble promoting the product, because he can't tell if it's ice tea, or lemonade. He tries to complain to the director, Stan (Chris Tallman) about the problem, but the director seems to not agree, saying that in a survey Ice was proven as a better seller of blueberry lemonade, than ice tea. Ice is ok with that, but then when it says that you can find it in the ice tea aisle, he decides that he's had enough. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Freddy Lockhart (Tracy "Ice T" Marrow), Chris Tallman (Stan)

Vote McCain
Race relations in the 2008 election have been a big issue. People try to ignore it, but it's hard to avoid it, when one of the candidates is very very white. John McCain (Frank Caliendo) if elected, will be the 2nd whitest president in history, after James Polk. Everything is white for him, from his wife, to his office. Barack Obama is a good man, but let's face it he's not... [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (John McCain)

Close: Star Wars Off the Clock #2, Clinton #2
Frank screws up his lines twice, and in the Clinton sketch, Al can't control himself when it comes to the new intern, saying things like "I want to be the ministry of her interior". [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo, Mike MacRae, and Freddy Lockhart]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Yoda, Al Gore, Bill Clinton), Freddy Lockhart (Samuel Jackson: Mace Windu), Mike MacRae (Alec Guiness: Obi Wan Kanobi), Suzanne Jolie Narbonne (Intern)

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Starring:

• Frank Caliendo (0A/18S/-W/0AF)
• Freddy Lockhart (3A/2S/0W/0AF)
• Mike MacRae (3A/1S/0W/0AF)

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Guest Stars:

• Sandy Brown (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Rachel Duguay (1A/0S/-W/0AF)
• Suzanne Jolie Narbonne (2A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Jeff Rothpan (1A/0S/-W/0AF)
• Isaac Singleton (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
• Chris Tallman (1A/0S/0W/0AF)

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Legend:

• (A)cting Credit
• (S)tarring Credit
• (W)riting Credit
• Non-Speaking Credit
• (A)rchival (F)ootage

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