[MADtv] Opening: Cher (#419)

[Pizzotty]

Mo Collins- Cher

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Cher.

(Cher and two men are standing on a stage with the lights off)

Cher: (echoed in background)
I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive,
I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive.
(lights come on and Cher starts singing and guys start dancing)



You know I just try and try,
But I can’t move my face or cry,
And I can’t chew food,
My jaw is permernantly glued.
This song’s so ba-ee-ad who’d of thought it,
And you’re so du-ee-umb that you’ve bought it.
And after all I need new clothes,
This’ll pay for my seventeenth nose.



Do you believe that I’m still alive (live, live, live)
I can hear something inside me say,
Will Cher ever go away?



Do you believe that I’m eighty-five (five, five, five)
My face is smooth as a pear,
It’s the skin from my derriere. (ere, ere, ere)



(Cher starts dancing and her wig falls off) Oh oh. Oh my. (falls down) Oh my God. I’m on MAD tv, I’ve still got it. Finally a show for us young people. Alright stick around for more MAD tv. (Starts dancing while still on the floor)




[End Sketch]

[BedorvenLiefde]

is there a link to view that sketch? i've been searching for it EVERYWHERE and nothing is coming up.

[Pizzotty]

Don't think so. I could never find one either.