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Old 06/08/2004, 3:57 PM
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Default Big John's Shirt Barn (#310)

Big John's Shirt Barn (#310)

Big John- Will Sasso
Thelma- Debra Wilson (sings directions)


Big John: Howdy folks! I'm Big John. Me and my wife Thelma has opened up the largest discount shirt warehouse in the state. We got all kinds of shirts. Tell 'em, Thelma.

Thelma: We got button down, short sleeve, long sleeve, dress shirts, T-Shirt, you name it.

Big John: You can't never have too many shirts. You wanna know why? Tell 'em, Thelma.

Thelma: 'Cause shirt happens.

Big John: But, the best thing about Big John's Discount Shirt Barn is that it's so easy to get to. Tell 'em Thelma.

Thelma: (sings)

Go straight down the Beltway
Get off at Four Corners
Make a right at the
Rugged cross church
Two more stop signs
Stay to the right
Thru the underpass
At the big stop light
A quick left at
The doughnut hole
And another left
At the salad bowl
And pass the pine tree
With one branch
And bear to the left
Of the ostrich ranch
Right by the stump
Of the old oak tree
And over the tracks
Past the grocery
Just go straight
And you'll be fine
Until you see the big white sign of...
Big John's Shirt Barn

Big John: You might wanna tell them again, Thelma. But, this time, hurry up, 'cause these comercials be costing me money.

Thelma: (sings fast)

Go straight down the Beltway
Get off at Four Corners
Make a right at the
Rugged cross church
Two more stop signs
Stay to the right
Thru the underpass
At the big stop light
A quick left at
The doughnut hole
And another left
At the salad bowl
And pass the pine tree
With one branch
And bear to the left
Of the ostrich ranch
Right by the stump
Of the old oak tree
And over the tracks
Past the grocery
Just go straight
And you'll be fine
Until you see the big white sign of...
Big John's Shirt Barn

Big John: See y'all later.

Thelma: Bye!

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Originally posted by newt007
Go straight down the Bellway
Get off at four corners
Make a right at the red post church
And two more stop signs, fade to the right
And under the pass at the big stoplight
A quick left at the doughnut hole
And another left at the salad bowl
And past the pine tree and with rum ranch
And bear to the left at the Ostrich ranch
Right by the stump at the old oak tree
And over the grass past the grocery
And just go straight and you'll be fine
Until you see the big white sign of...
Big John's Shirt Barn!
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Go straight down the Beltway
Get off at Four Corners
Make a right at the rugged cross church
Two more stop signs, stay to the right
And under the pass at the big stoplight
One quick left at the doughnut hole
And another left at the salad bowl
And past the pine tree with one branch
And bear to the left at the ostrich ranch
Right by the stump of the old oak tree
And over the tracks past the grocery
Just go straight and you'll be fine
Until you see the big with sign of...
Big John's Shirt Barn

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Old 07/23/2004, 9:12 AM
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Me or newt? I unfortunately taped over the episode that had this first sketch, but the second sketch was on last night.

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