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Old 03/07/2005, 2:05 AM
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Default Worst Injury?

Sitting here in pain, I'm just wondering what's the worst injury you've ever suffered? Having your crack addict step father throw a cup of sierra mist on you doesn't count. And, I'm talking injuries, not illnesses. You can include illnesses if you want though, it can't hurt.

I'll start: The worst injury I have in recent memory is um... yesterday.

It involved:
- Kayaking
- Falling Out
- Sharp Rocks
- Lots of blood
- Pain... severe pain...


my left hand and both of my feet are pretty torn up at the moment, resulting in me not being able to walk properly (I can walk, it's just uncomfortable) and the scarring will probably be permanent. OK, it's not THAT bad, but I'm probably not going to go kayaking any time soon.

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Old 03/07/2005, 2:38 AM
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ouch....poor kurt
hope u feel better soon

I think my worst injury was when i tore all the ligaments in my ankle.I was at this McHappy day thing setting up a basketball thing for kids and was play some ball and yeah...landed badly and snap
i was on crutches for 3 weeks
that tops my list
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Old 03/07/2005, 7:17 AM
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I've had five concussions in a three year " career ", but the best story is how I got the scars on my forehead...

Forest City, NC the day after Christmas. Forty seven people in the National Guard Armory. My first time " getting juice ", so I'm a little nervous and get a little carried away. Two pints of blood. AT LEAST.

I'm near the ropes, and this monster called The Overlord smashes me in the back with a forearm that feels like an atomic bomb went off on me and my blood, which was racing out of my body with every beat of my heart, goes splattering all over some loud mouthed " mark " in the front row.

After I get thrown out, the fan asks me for an autograph, which I sign, dripping blood all over his paper. Ahhh... another satisified customer.

Normally, the worst pain I feel is a betrayal, though.
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Old 03/07/2005, 8:59 AM
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My worst injury is nothing compared to all of yours.
I think I mentioned this before but I fractured my ankle and went to a Marilyn Manson concert a week later....It seemed like a good idea at the time. It really hurt tho.

I have a scar that goes from the middle back of my head and down my neck. But that wasn't an injury, that's from a series of operations.

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Old 03/07/2005, 11:37 AM
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My worst injury was when I was about 6 or 7 I got hit in the head with a baseball bat and had to get 7 stitches. It doesn't seem like it was that bad, but when your 7 years old, it's a lot! LOL

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Old 03/07/2005, 12:41 PM
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When I was 3 i cut my head open when I ran into a nail sticking out of a chair,
it bled alot and had to get rushed into hospital and sticked up, still got the little scar on my forehead, though it's not hardly visible

Not really an injury but when I was 9, I had my appendix removed, that was quite painful, and so was the recovery,
it was agony to cough, sneeze or laugh

But fortunately I haven't had any injuries recently

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Old 03/07/2005, 12:51 PM
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The worst injury I've gotten was when I was in 1st grade I was swinging between two chairs and I fell flat on my face onto the concrete. My lip split open and I had to get stitches..

Yeah...so it's not that bad..but whatever.LOL..

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I'm lucky...I've never had a serious injury in my life. Although that may be because I'm not an active person...just another lazy ass
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I'm lucky...I've never had a serious injury in my life. Although that may be because I'm not an active person...just another lazy ass
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that we are

we are the DEFINITION of cool
we wrote the BOOK on cool
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Old 03/07/2005, 1:15 PM
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Old 03/07/2005, 1:21 PM
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unfortunately...our book sales aren't great

eh, people just aren't cool enough to handle the amount of cool in that book
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Old 03/07/2005, 2:07 PM
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My worst injury was probably getting glass stuck in me from a car accident. I've broken a lot of bones but that was more painful.

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Old 03/07/2005, 2:40 PM
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My worst injury was when I was 10. I was really stupid, and I was going down a steep hill on a bike. I used the front brakes to slow me down, and instead of stopping, I flipped over the handlebars, and bruised my shoulder. I also fractured my collar bone and dislocated my wrist. And they had to reloacte my wrist bone, that hurt.

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Old 03/07/2005, 3:17 PM
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heheheh oh.....forget it, it's just too easy.

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Old 03/08/2005, 10:11 AM
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Get well soon my friend. =)

The worst injury I've ever had was when a piece of my kneecap chipped off and got stuck underneath the kneecap itself in the fluid in my knee. That sucked big time. My knee still cracks and hurts if I squat and it aches in cold weather, like I'm 65.

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Old 03/08/2005, 10:23 AM
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Ow MoForPresident, that sounds excruitiating. And Jim_Cockhurtz, that is the reason I hate kayaking, hope you feel better soon.
My worst ever injuries are pretty tame. One time years ago I slammed my finger in the car door and it took ages to get better. And also years ago, I was boogey boarding at the beach when I tripped over onto the sand and slammed my mouth shut pretty hard, which chipped my tooth a little bit.
On the medical front, I've had stitches on my head after I had to have a biopsy. I also had to have four teeth removed in order to get braces, and let me tell you, it hurt a lot. I had to hold my mummy's hand, lol.

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Never had Stiches, Never broke a bone, never had surgery, never had been stung by a bee, never had any real injuries...but one time I was playing softball...maybe 5/7ish...i was playing first and the pitcher(which was one of my mom's co-workers) he threw the ball underhand to me, and I FROZE, the ball hit me square in the nose and I could feel the pain in my upper jaw...specifically in my front teeth...now for somereason everytime i get hit in the nose(either by accident or on purpose) I sneeze...it's really strange...

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