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Old 11/07/2003, 3:58 PM
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Default Music Video C.R.A.P. (#901)

Music video: C.R.A.P. (#901)

Based on 50 cent's P.I.M.P. Aries spears as 50 cent

Aries Spears: The pain of getting shot nine times doesnt equal than the pain of sitting and watching all these stupid ass sequels.

That Legally Blonde Ho should give back her diploma the 2 bad boys should go back to a coma (or something like that).
2 fast 2 furious was a waist of 90 minutes the only good thing was Vin Deasel wasnt in it, Spy Kids just has to be stopped the girl got boobies the boys balls are dropped,

American wedding really made my ass sick how many places can that white boy put his dick? Charlie's Angels 2, man them bitches really stunk Demi Moore should stay retired cause we all just got punk'd

(Chorus) There wasnt one good summer movie except that about the fishes in the sea even Angelina Jolie was not a pile of C.R.A.P.

Terminator 3 didnt get my vote, hope he gets beat by that kid from Different Strokes

Dumb and Dumberer the moment it started by the time it was threw the audience was retarted.

Jim Carey was to busy preaching to somebody I like to yank the teeth out of cockle smiling whitey. And where he get the ho from Friends with the plastic rack, the only thing that wasnt crap was that god was black.

Jason vs. Freddie I like to chop it up and put it in my spaghetti.

What was with Eddie Murphy trying to play a nanny go back to whatcha know go pick up a tranny.

I went to see hulk and I felt like a chump it looked like Ang Lee took a big green dump

I saw Gigli or whatever the f*ck you call it I call it piece of crap took 10 bucks from my wallet, I mean seriously whatever happened to strong characters people died on and followed the 3- act story DAM!

(Chorus) There wasnt one good summer movie someone put another bullet in me gone stay away from this marques gonna stick with my Madtv.



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Get a Refund or Die Tryin'
Producers: Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu

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Old 11/07/2003, 4:02 PM
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I think he said "should go back into a coma"

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Welcome to the board kwasis1121! Good job.

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Quote:
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I think he said "should go back into a coma"
Yeah i think it says " And Martin Lawrence should go back to his coma"

Aries Spears: Getting shot nie times doesnt equal than sitting and watching all these stupid ass sequels.
I think this part actually says this (someone can back me up on this) "The pain of getting shot nine times doesnt equal the pain i felt from watching all these stupid ass sequels"

BTW good to see someone posting some transcripts i think we should try and get most if not all of the music video transcripts posted on here, i think the main problem is that some of the lyrics are hard to interpret though.

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yeah funny_guy thats correct!

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yeah thats true and thanks, should be revised now i recorded it and watched it 3 tmes just to get the first and last part right
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I went to see hulk and I felt like a chump it looked like Ann Lee took a big green dump

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It should be Stan Lee

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It should be Stan Lee
I think its Ang Lee (that guy who also directed crouching tiger, hidden dragon and some others)

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ef_7.... Please don't clog up the threads with multiple posts like this. That's what the EDIT button is for. Just above. Also multiple quote is useful too.

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yea, dont mess it up before it evens starts

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its Stan Lee, creator of Marvel comics
check your sources! before you mess it up for everyone!
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