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Default Let’s Be Honest (#1117)

Crista Flanagan- Ariel
Arden Myrin- Monica
Nicole Randall Johnson- Bree
Nicole Parker- Jenny

(Setting: In a shoe store are workers Ariel, Monica, and Bree. Customer Ike walks in)

Ariel: (greets customer) Hii. Back again?

Ike:Yeah, I think I want to get those brown boots

Ariel: Everything is 15% off. My name is Ariel. Let me know if you need any help.

(Ike walks away)

Bree: Is that, that guy you like? (speaking with Monica and Ariel)

Ariel: Okay, can I just say, and I’m just being honest, but there’s a connection and everyone can see it. You know what I mean? I mean, I’m just gonna go up to that guy right now and be like ‘You know what, I’m in love with you, and I’m sorry if this sounds weird but I feel like you should ask me out and we should be together’. You know what I mean? Really.

Monica: Seriously.

Bree: Yeaaah. Exactly, exactly. You have to say something.

Monica: Seriously, do it. You’re just being honest.

Ariel: (walks over to Ike) Um, excuse me—

Ike: Hi, I’m sorry. Where are those boots again?

Ariel: Could I just say… (looks behind to see Monica and Bree giving a thumbs up) …aisle 3.

Ike: Oh. Thanks.

(Monica and Bree look disappointed)

Jenny: (walks into store with shoebox) Hey guys. Um, we just got our new shipment of suede pumps, so I was thinking after we all take our breaks, we could stock them.

Bree: (backs up) Yeah, that sounds great Jenny, we’ll do that. (smiles)

(Jenny leaves store)

Bree: (turns around to Monica and Ariel) Can I just saaaayy… Jenny’s breath always smells like dead garbage. I’m just being honest. You know what I mean? I mean there could be something seriously wrong with her insides, you know? You know, I’m gonna go up to her right now and say ‘I’m sorry, but your breath is damaging. To you, and everyone around you.’ You know? Reeally.

Monica: Exactly, exactly. It’s what you have to do.

Ariel: Seriously, seriously. Do it. You’re just being honest.

Jenny: (walks into store) Hey guys. (holds up shoe) Aren’t these cute?

Bree: Honestly… they suure are.

(Jenny leaves store)

Ariel: You guys… could I just say something? I feel like we say stuff , but we don’t do stuff. And I’m seriously, I’m just gonna go up to that guy.

Bree: Yeaah.

Monica: Do it.

Bree: Do it.

Monica: You should.

Bree: Go!

Monica: Own it!

Bree: Seriously.

Monica: Work it!

Bree: Really.

Monica: You got it!

Bree: Exactly.

Monica: Go!

(Ariel walks up to Ike, the customer she was helping)

Ike: Hey, can I pay for this? (has shoebox)

Ariel: Sure. But you know what? I’m in love with you, and I’m sorry if this sounds weird, but I’m just being honest. And I feel like you should ask me out, and we should be together. You know? Reaally. $37.50. (takes shoebox and goes to register.)

(Monica and Bree look stunned)

Ike: (goes to register) Wow, um. Would you like to go out sometime?

Ariel: Yes I would, thank you for asking. (swipes credit card)

Ike: What time do you finish work?

Ariel: Um, 8 o’clock.

Ike: Alright. I’ll see you at 8 o’clock. Have a good day. Bye. (leaves store)

(Bree and Monica get excited)

Bree: Oh my god. That was amazing. You said it and then you did it. And then you got it.

Ariel: I know you guys. It’s that simple.

Jenny: (walks into store with shoes) You guys ready to stock these shoes now?

Bree: Uh yeah. We are. But can I just saaay…

(Ariel and Monica give thumbs up)

Bree: Your breath smells like dead garbage. (smilies)

I mean, it’s really damaging. I’m sorry, but I’m just being honest. You need to get help for it. You know? Really.

Jenny: (looking bothered at first, then begins to cry then drop on floor to cry) WHYYYYY?! OOOHHHHH.

Ariel: I guess now wouldn’t be a good time to tell her, her boobs are lopsided.

(Monica and Bree agree with Ariel with their ‘Yeah seriously’ until sketch ends)


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Last edited by tvmanismadformad; 07/23/2009 at 1:45 AM. Reason: Pictures Reformatted
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