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View Poll Results: What was your favorite sketch of #1313?
Snoop Dogg: "Sensible Deduction" 4 12.90%
Opening: Final Four (of Flag Dancing) 0 0%
Keeping Up with the Kardashians 8 25.81%
Inside Looking Out: Obama Songs 7 22.58%
Attitudes and Feelings: Ping-Pong Showdown 0 0%
One and a Million 4 12.90%
HNL: Hugh Laurie 3 9.68%
Wing Woman: Kat Von D 1 3.23%
HNL: Chris Evans 2 6.45%
Gotcha! Squad: Health Code Violations 0 0%
Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings #1 0 0%
Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings #2 0 0%
HNL: Cedric the Entertainer 2 6.45%
Closing: Jordan & Cast 0 0%
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Snoop Dogg: "Sensible Deduction"
H&R Block presents a new video from Snoop Dogg (Keegan-Michael Key). Snoop sings about tax time, and how there is no need to stress when dealing with the IRS. His main message is to make sensible deductions, in hopes of getting enough money from the tax returns to purchase more weed. He then lists various celebrities and political figures lampooned by the media that should make these deductions ranging from a rascal scooter for John McCain, to a spaceship for crazy Tom Cruise. Snoop ends the video by saying that everyone can do what Wesley Snipes did and not pay their taxes; after all, it worked for him.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Snoop Dogg)

Opening: Final Four (of Flag Dancing)
Keegan-Michael Key (himself) and Crista Flanagan (herself) open the show by discussing the Final Four. Keegan begins to praise how competitive the games have been, when Crista points out that she is referring to Flag Dancing. She mentions to the audience that her team, the Mount Vernon Institute of Agriculture, is currently in the lead. Crista then gets a flag of her own and puts on a very provocative show for everyone.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (herself), Keegan-Michael Key (himself)

Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Kim Kardashian begins to talk about life being unpredictable. She was once a rich Armenian valley-girl who contributed nothing to society, that is, until she made a sex tape. Ryan Seacrest loved the tape so much that he decided to give Kim her own show, and now she contributes even less to society. Kim introduces her two sisters, Khloe (Crista Flanagan) and Kourtney (Arden Myrin). Everyday the three sisters hold a competition to see which of the three is hotter. The judge is none other than their stepfather, Bruce Jenner (Michael McDonald). Bruce declares Kim as the hottest once again. He mentions that he doesn't need Viagra since he has the three sisters. Shortly after, Kim decides to wax Kourtney's grotesquely hairy back. At this point Khloe walks in with a blind man named Peanut (Keegan-Michael Key). According to Khloe, Peanut walked into her and she told him to "watch it, bitch." Peanut tells the story of how he lost his eyesight when two bags of peanuts hit him in the eyes. The girls give out a fake "aw" being that the producers forced them to be nice. The producers also want the girls to make Peanut their special project, so the girls decide to conduct eye surgery after learning it from a YouTube video. Bruce walks in proclaiming that the sisters know as much about surgery as the doctors that butchered his face. Khloe proposes that they dump Peanut somewhere. Kim agrees and also adds that she has to leave for a photo shoot for "Stank Magazine." Bruce once again awards Kim as the hottest of the sisters. Bruce feels lucky because it is like being in an Armenian whore-house everyday.

Credits: Nicole Parker (Kim Kardashian), Crista Flanagan (Khloe Kardashian), Arden Myrin (Kourtney Kardashian), Michael McDonald (Bruce Jenner), Keegan-Michael Key (Peanut)

Inside Looking Out: Obama Songs
Dontelle (Jordan Peele) and Pat-Beth LaMontrose (Nicole Parker) arrive on stage to perform a number of songs dedicated to Presidential Candidate, Barack Obama. Pat-Beth has a hard time understanding where Obama is from when she confuses him as being a native of the Congo. Their first song puts out the message of letting a "black man in your white house." The next song is about Obama changing the nation from America to Afrimerica; half-black, half-American. For their last song, Pat-Beth announces that they will be doing freestyle. At this point, Dontelle's eye begins to heavily twitch. He reveals that in 1997 he was diagnosed with "Forest Whitaker's" Disease. Pat-Beth mentions that once Obama is elected, he will become our Presidizzy. Dontelle tries to stop her singing, and the interracial couple heads off stage.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Dontelle LaMontrose), Nicole Parker (Pat-Beth LaMontrose)

Attitudes and Feelings: Ping-Pong Showdown
The fifth installment of the Korean soap opera continues at a concert held by Ms. Long Bong (Cathy Shim). Unfortunately, Dr. Poon (Bobby Lee) is the only attendee. Ms. Long Bong ponders as to who would remove all of the posters promoting her concert, when it is revealed that President Gin Kew Yun Chun Yew Nee (Sung Kang) is responsible for removing the posters. The President affirms that he will not share Ms. Long Bong with Dr. Poon, whom he considers a boy-pig. He orders his men to kill the doctor, but has a sudden change of heart and decides to challenge him to a ping-pong match instead. At the game, the referee demands that all the other players go home immediately. After a long and tedious challenge, the game ends in a tie. As a result, the referee reveals that based on Chinese rituals and practices, the referee gets the win in the event of a tie. The fifth installment ends with a saddened Dr. Poon.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Dr. Poon Ji-Sum), Cathy Shim (Ms. Long Bong), Sung Kang (President Gin Kew Yun Chun Yew Nee)

One and a Million
NBC is proud to present its newest game show known as "One and a Million." In this game show, the contestant simply has to answer one question to win $1 million. However, like every game show, there are rules that add to the difficulty. The host (Dan Oster) begins to reveal them to the contestant, Colleen Hankel (Crista Flanagan), starting with the concept of the question being hidden with a puzzle that requires assembly in two minutes time. The rules don't stop there. Colleen is forced to compete against a gallery of three geniuses, her ex-boyfriend and a mystery guest. Shortly after, the host reveals that if Colleen hears a particular sound pattern, she has entered a win zone. However, if she so happens to hear the same pattern (with different lighting), it means that someone from the Gallery has given her a "Blammo." In that situation, Colleen will have only 10 seconds to push the correct button on her podium. One button blocks the "Blammo," another eliminates the competitor, another eliminates her, and the last button puts her in a threshold situation, which will only be revealed should it happen. After the host explains these rules, Colleen is given a help-vest covered with electronics that allow her to use lifelines, such as accusing a parent and texting a teacher. Colleen complains that the vest is burning her, and that she is having trouble breathing. She accidentally touches the podium which results in her being eliminated from the game, because she did not wait for it to turn indigo according to the host. The host ends the game by mentioning that because of the writer's strike and dumbing down of America, the show will be on all week and three times on Saturday.

Credits: Dan Oster (Host), Crista Flanagan (Colleen Hankel)

HNL: Hugh Laurie
Eugene "HNL" Struthers arrives at a hotel with yet another delivery. This time, he runs into Hugh Laurie from FOX's hit show, "HOUSE." Eugene begins to ask him questions regarding his accent, stating that he likes him better as a jerk. He also points out that his mother Jamina has a theory behind the accent; Hugh is too smart to be American. Eugene mentions that ordinary doctors like Dr. Quincy are on an ordinary level. Since Hugh is not only British but also a jerk on-screen, he takes it to a "ho-nuva-level."

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Eugene "HNL" Struthers), Hugh Laurie (himself)

Wing Woman: Kat Von D
Arden Myrin (herself) talks about the misfortunes of Bobby Lee, from his out-of-state robberies, his 23 year old son, and even his haunted car (most likely a Daewoo). While this may be the case, Arden also points out that when it comes to the ladies Bobby has is just as bad. Being that she is an expert wing woman, all hope is not lost. At a bar, Bobby is spotted by a drunken Arden who decides to help him out as a wing woman once again. This time, Bobby's crush is none other than LA Ink's Kat Von D (herself). Bobby begs Arden to leave, and even offers her $100. Arden approaches Kat and tells her that Bobby is her lover. Shortly after, Arden apologizes to Kat for slapping her hand and tells Kat that Bobby has a crush on her. Arden doesn't stop there, however, when she reveals that Bobby masturbates to her all the time. Bobby goes solo with Kat and shows her his new tattoo which is revealed to be a red cloud, which represents Bobby's protest to Nagasaki and Hiroshima (WWII reference). Arden harasses Kat again, which leads Kat to violently attack Arden. Kat and Bobby then leave the bar to have his tattoo fixed. [Intro provided by Arden Myrin.]

Credits: Arden Myrin (herself), Bobby Lee (himself), Kat Von D (herself)

HNL: Chris Evans
Eugene (Keegan-Michael Key) is still having trouble finding room #215, when he runs into Chris Evans. Eugene starts questioning him about the movie "Cellular," which he mistook as "Cellulite." He comes to terms with the correction when he realizes there were no fat people in the movie. Eugene starts talking to Chris about his role as the Human Torch in Fantastic Four. He points out that actors like Jim Carrey get paid a lot of money to do crazy stunts, but were never set on fire like Chris. Eugene tells Chris that being set on fire for a movie takes it to a "ho-nuva-level."

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Eugene "HNL" Struthers), Chris Evans (himself)

Gotcha! Squad: Health Code Violations
The Gotcha! Squad returns for another installment of crime gone unnoticed. This time around, the team is led by the little person Cruz Gueverro (Johnny Sanchez). The Gotcha! Squad conducts an investigation on numerous health code violations in the L.A. region. He starts with True-Blue Auto Repair, which is presumed to have employees who do not wash their hands. Cruz approaches the mechanic (Michael McDonald) who almost steps on him. The mechanic promises that, from that point on, he and his employees will wash their hands, even though it's not important since they fix cars. He proposes a theory to Cruz that suggests his anger does not stem from the health code violations but from something else. Next, Cruz heads over to the Copa Ca-naila Nail Salon which is accused of dumping toxic waste inappropriately. Cruz bumps into the nail salon owner (Crista Flanagan), who assures him that the employee responsible for dumping toxic waste was already fired. She tells Cruz this anger stems from the fact that he can't "change himself." Lastly, Cruz heads to the amusement park accused of not passing inspection. The amusement park worker (Keegan-Michael Key) assures him that they passed inspection the day before and got their permits. He too suggests that Cruz's anger comes from the fact that he's only 4'3". Cruz ends the segment by saying the three locations charged with health code violations have been "GOTCHA'D" and is told that he can not ride the merry-go-round because he is too short.

Credits: Johnny Sanchez (Cruz Gueverro), Michael McDonald (Mechanic), Crista Flanagan (Nail Salon Owner), Keegan-Michael Key (Amusement Park Worker)

Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings #1
A realtor (Dan Oster) is heard speaking to a man (Johnny Sanchez) interested in purchasing a home in the middle of a forest. The man notices that the roof is missing and that there is an exposed gas line. The man touches the gas line, causing the house to explode.

Credits: Dan Oster (Realtor), Johnny Sanchez (Man)

Fun with Stock Footage: Buildings #2
An employee (Keegan-Michael Key) from Comptail shows a new worker, Joel (Jordan Peele), around his office. The employee tells Joel about the view and the amazing office space. Joel notices a switch and accidentally pushes it, causing the building to implode.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Employee), Jordan Peele (Joel)

HNL: Cedric the Entertainer
Eugene (Keegan-Michael Key) is still struggling looking for room #215 when he comes across Cedric the Entertainer (himself). Eugene points out that Cedric takes things to a "ho-nuva-level" as a comedian. Eugene asks Cedric if he is Native American because his last name is "The Entertainer." He notices that recording artist Common is also on the poster for the movie "STREET KINGS," and mistakes his name for Ordinary. Cedric corrects him, and Eugene points out that people with one name only such as Cher and Madonna are on one level, people with two names like Duckie-Duckie are on another level, but Cedric takes it to a "ho-nuva-level" because he has three names. Cedric asks Eugene if he ever had to go to school for his job, and reveals that he is at the wrong hotel.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Eugene "HNL" Struthers), Cedric the Entertainer (himself)

Closing: Jordan & Cast
Jordan closes the show, thanking everyone for watching and reminding them to keep watching.

Credits: Jordan Peele (himself), Crista Flanagan (herself), Keegan-Michael Key (himself), Bobby Lee (himself), Michael McDonald (himself), Arden Myrin (herself), Nicole Parker (herself), Johnny Sanchez (himself), Dan Oster (himself)

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Starring:
  • Crista Flanagan (4A/1S/0W)
  • Keegan-Michael Key (6A/4S/0W)
  • Bobby Lee (2A/1S/0W)
  • Michael McDonald (2A/0S/0W)
  • Arden Myrin (2A/1S/0W)
  • Nicole Parker (2A/2S/1W)
  • Jordan Peele (1A/1S/1W)
  • Johnny Sanchez (1A/1S/0W)
Featuring:
  • Dan Oster (2A/1S/0W)
Special Appearances:
  • Kat Von D
  • Hugh Laurie
  • Chris Evans
  • Cedric the Entertainer
Legend:
  • (A)cting Credit
  • (S)tarring Credit
  • (W)riting Credit
  • Non-Speaking Role
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Old 03/30/2008, 10:04 AM
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They all look very slutty...and pretty LOL

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I enjoyed that...lol.


Is this Daheli's 4th episode? Or has she been comfirmed yet if she is being kept?

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Is this Daheli's 4th episode? Or has she been comfirmed yet if she is being kept?
Yes it is, and no she hasn't.

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What is that video showing a parody of?

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i believe Mad TV should show more than that ONE sketch on a Promo..
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Yes it is, and no she hasn't.
Is that a "No, she hasn't been confirmed, she's out and I'm happy"

or "No, she hasn't been confirmed and I'm happy with hope?"

Personally, I preferred Nicole RJ over Daheli. Her Oprah was... urgh. Nicole RJ's wasn't much better, but come on, Shelley! COME ON!
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No, she hasn't been confirmed, and I have no strong feelings about that one way or the other at this stage.

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There's also gonna be another "Wing Woman" sketch (filmed in the theater bar, I assume) with guest Kat Von D from L.A Ink. Arden recycling jokes about herself and acting like a drunk. Joy!

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There's a sample video of the Snoop Dogg performance from this upcoming episode of MADtv. For the record it is a music video parody and NOT a theatre performance. It looks pretty interesting.

As far as the wing woman sketch, I don't really mind. I mean Arden drunk = more energy use, which is what she's good at so we'll see what happens.

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New promos added to the first post.

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Doesn't look great, doesn't look bad. Hard to tell I'd say it will probably be another stellar episode.
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The Snoop Dogg music video is a parody of his new single "Sexual Eruption", censored as "Sensual Seduction" for tv/ radio.

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Breaking news: Arden Myrin to appear in a red leather bikini tonight. Here's hoping that occurs during "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", and here's hoping Crista and Nicole follow suit. I smell another five-star sketch in the making!

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Blackwind, I think you mistakenly added Crista's name to the red bikini wish list. I do believe you said "five-star sketch," and the only way to achieve such a feat is to only have Arden Myrin dancing in a red leather bikini. I know funny, and trust me, that is funny.
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1.) Sorry, but that wasn't good enough, folks.

2.) What happened to the bikini scene?

3.) Poll is up in record time.

4.) Review to follow within the week.

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Well it wasn't stellar like last week, but it was at least better in comparison to episodes #1305-#1311. It felt like a so-so episode of S12 because it had HNL, Attitudes and Feelings, the Wing Woman sketch, and Inside Looking Out. In fact the only reason why I even liked this episode was because it featured material we hadn't seen since last year.

On a side note, my review will show up some time eventually during the week as well as the WHO/WHAT.

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Couldn't catch the whole thing, but I was glad to see sketches from past seasons, like "Attitudes" and Eugene. The Kardashians sketch wasn't as good as it looked like it would be. It seems like MadTV is really relying on Crista, which is good, And we are seeing a whole lot of Dan. Besides them, Keegan, Nicole and Bobby, it looks like they are only using half the cast at a time. Basically no Michael, Daheli, Jordan today.
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In the interests of promoting discussion, if you don't mind, it'd probably be best to begin doing them in the opposite order.

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