[MADtv] Music Video: What's On TV (#801)

[funny_guy]

Eminem: Josh Meyers
Frasier: Frank Caliendo


Eminem: Guess what's back, back again, Frasiers back, back again.
Frasier's back, Frasier's back, Frasier's back, Frasier's back, Frasier's back, Frasier's back, Frasier's back. Bob, bob, bob, bob.

They can beat a dead horse,
Cause no body can cause me to watch Frasier no more,
Or that Buffy or Dawsons Creek,
Your losing blood Buffy, your going bald James Van Der Beek.

And believe me its true when i cant get no stiffy
When these Chicks on Friends are all pushing 50,
And i wanna throw a rock at the doc at the hospital,
When i dont know any schlocks who are operating,
Except Noah Wyle and hes nauseating.
Hey its not too early to already be hating,
The King of Queens'es fat ass always oscillating.

This seems like a joke to me,
That this old crap's still on the screen,
Cant we get something better to see,
Instead of this sh*t thats on TV.
This seems like a joke to me,
That this old crap's still on the screen,
Cant we get something better to see,
Instead of this sh*t thats on TV.

Hey Drew Carey,
I think its scary,
That you've still got a show that blows,
That started nine thousand years ago.
But Drew you just gloat and you bask,
In the fact that ABC is still kissing your ass.
And why dont you just ask for a catastrophe,
For us to see Beckers old face on any tv.

Just Shoot Me,
Should of never got made,
Six years the only good one is David Spade.

Touched By An Angel,
Your old and your smelly,
Go fly away and take Valerie Bertinelli.

Charmed,
You need a shot in the arm,
Your dragging,
Put on a bra your boobs are sagging.

Ed should be dead,
Yes Dear too,
Judging Amy,
The Practice,
The View,
Seventh Heaven,
Just go straight to hell,
So take along JAG and Big Brother as well,
Jim Belushi plus the teenage witch,
And f*ck that Crossing Jordan bitch!

This seems like a joke to me,
That this old crap's still on the screen,
Cant we get something better to see,
Instead of this sh*t thats on TV.

(Meanwhile Frasier drones on.......)
Frasier: Hello? Roz, Dad, Daphne, Niles, Eddie, Norm, Lillith, Cliff, Sam, Diane!

(Our hero gives up and dances......)
Eminem: This seems like a joke to me
That this old crap's still on TV,
Theres just one thing i wanna see,
And thats this show called MADtv!!

Eminem
"What's On TV"
Interscope Records
Director: Rita Katsotis

[newt007]

Eminem: Guess whos back, back again, Frasiers back, back again, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back. Bob, bob, bob, bob

Eminem: Guess what's back, back again, Frasiers back, Season ten, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back, Frasiers back. Bob, bob, bob, bob

Def(...?) a dead horse

They can beat a dead horse

[funny_guy]

Thanks newt, i'll update that!

BTW what does Frasier say at the start of this?

[MJB12]

Originally posted by funny_guy
Hello?, Ross, Dad, Daphne, Niles, Eddie, Norm, Lynith, Clif, Sam, Diane!!

Should be:

Hello? Roz, Dad, Daphne, Niles, Eddie, Norm, Lillith, Cliff, Sam, Diane!

[funny_guy]

Good MJB12, i'll change that.

[bejipo]

hi! i think
And why dont you just ask for a catastrophe
should be
And what a huge desaster and catastrophe

Just go straight to hell

You should go straight to hell