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Old 01/23/2005, 1:55 PM
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Default Music Video: Since We Were On (#1011)

Kelly Clarkson- Nicole Parker
William Hung- Bobby Lee
Diana Degarmo- Paul Vogt
Fantasia Borino- Danielle Gaither
Justin Guarini- Jordan Peele
Clay Aiken- Ron Pederson
Ruben Studdard- Aries Spears
Simon Cowel- Michael McDonald



Kelly: Hey Yall, I'm Kelly Clarkson and I am the original American Idol.. okay... And I am very very very popular... I swear!




Kelly: Hear's the deal, I was first to win. The show was great untill they let others in. Yeah Yeah since I was on.



Ruben: I won next and I'm doing well, except for the fact my CDs don't sell.

Kelly: Yeah Yeah Since we were on.



Fantasia: And I was the last to win! OhoOh! But you'd never even know! All because of that dumb asian!

William: She Bangs! Hello!

Kelly: And since we've been on!



William: I got laid for the first time!

Fantasia: I'm already gone!

Everyone: Bye Bye!

Ruben: I'm gone too, So I say, Tootaloo!

Kelly: Since We've been on.



Justin: Hey Remember me? I'm Justin Guarini! Half Black, Half White, and Half Talent! It was close, but you got first prize, even with your Big Ol' Fat thighs. Now I'm BroOhoOhoke Since we were on!



Clay: Clay Time! Don't wanna' gimme second too, but I'm more hot than all of you! I thank my fans and Jesus too!

William: Jesus Bangs He Bangs



Diana: Hi I'm Diana Degarmo, I came in second place last season. I like to sing too! I'm only sixteen, I'm from Snelville, Georgia, and I'm the cutest little thing youv'e ever see-

Everyone: And since we've been on!

Ruben: I got some stomach staples!

Fantasia: My bank accounts drawn!

Everyone: Bye Bye!

William: I got cable..

Justin: I wait on tables..

Clay: I'm dressed in sable!

Everyone: Since we've been on!



Simon: Congatulations, you captured my love for music... then you crumpled it up, threw it in a dumpster, and pissed on it. Then you took it out of that dumpster, raped it, aborted it, cooked it in a stew and fed it back to me. But i'm just being honest and I can't take it anymore!



*gunshot noise*

Kelly: He shot Clay!

Simon: You didn't think I was gonna' shoot myself did you? Who's Next?




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Old 01/23/2005, 2:02 PM
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Can't you just edit your post,you can do that only if you want to I would edit it but I can only edit my post.

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Old 01/23/2005, 2:19 PM
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Can't you just edit your post,you can do that only if you want to I would edit it but I can only edit my post.
I did edit it, but thanks!
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Old 01/23/2005, 3:53 PM
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Fantasia says "all because of that dumb asian" not agent.

Diana says Smellville or Snelville whatever it's called.

Besides that it's good and I like the pictures.

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Old 01/23/2005, 4:16 PM
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its...

Ruben: I won next and I'm doing well, except for the fact my CDs don't sell.


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Old 01/23/2005, 4:23 PM
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Old 01/23/2005, 4:29 PM
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Old 01/27/2005, 6:00 PM
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You spelled Fantasia's last name wrong in the casting part. It's Barrino. I think.

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Old 01/27/2005, 7:38 PM
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You spelled Fantasia's last name wrong in the casting part. It's Barrino. I think.
Yeah it is Barrino, and Daniele Gaither has only one l in her name

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Hahah, well done Devin. I love this sketch, thanks for giving us the "lyrics" to following along with !
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Old 06/06/2005, 10:56 AM
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GOD I WISH I HAD SEEN THIS SKETCH... but I missed it
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Old 06/09/2005, 6:35 PM
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I wiish I could find this audio file. It was a great parody.
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Old 06/29/2005, 9:10 PM
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LoL i saw this one and thought it was really funny, good job
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