The Summer Glau Appreciation Society

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You all might want to know that when I clicked on the image again, I think a virus tried to attach itself to my computer. Some trojan thing or something. Be forwarned.

[blackwind]

Which begs the question, why didn't I think of this first?

Hearsay, I'm sure. That's how she reacts to everything. Either way, delightfully amusing/cute, as always.

[NemesisDesign]

I'm actually starting to come around to Glauism. I'm starting to figure it out that she doesn't photograph well, but there are many beautiful women who don't like Alicia Keys or Liv Tyler. When you see her in motion, especially when you see her reacting to unwanted sexual imagery, que magnifique!

Once I finish BSG I have been advised to seek out Firefly, so I guess we will find out whether I join your sect or not then.

Oh and tvman, I doubt that imageshack is distributing viruses now but either way you need to l2firefox.

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by NemesisDesign

I'm starting to figure it out that she doesn't photograph well...

Must... fight... urge to argue.

Once I finish BSG I have been advised to seek out Firefly, so I guess we will find out whether I join your sect or not then.

*snicker*

Well, I won't bother trying to dissuade you. It's supposedly an excellent show if you're into that sort of thing, but, I mean... cowboys in space? Really? For her performance alone, it's well worth the 10+ hours of your life you'll never get back -- just don't expect it to sell you on her look. If you're a sucker for adorable, by all means, check out Firefly; if you're a sucker for beauty, consider The 4400; if you're a sucker for pants-tenting, spontaneous ejaculation-provoking, "move over, Angelina/Jessica/Megan" levels of piping hotness, one word: Terminator. In fact, just go ahead and wall yourself off from society altogether until you've screened Terminator in its entirety, as no self-respecting sci-fi fan would allow themselves to continue any further in life having not done so. Episodes 2 and 13-15 of S2 aside, best television drama of all-time. Some might even go so far as to say it's tight.

In conclusion, Joss Whedon sucks.

EDIT: But wait, there's more! Did I mention Terminator includes plenty of gratuitous ass-shots? Audience successfully targeted.

[NemesisDesign]

Originally Posted by blackwind

"move over, Angelina/Jessica/Megan"

You almost lost me here. I'm apparently the only hetero male who isn't into any of those three.

Originally Posted by blackwind

wall yourself off from society altogether

Way ahead of you on that one.

Originally Posted by blackwind

EDIT: gratuitous ass-shots

Sold. Rushing to demonoid just as fast as my fingers will take me.

[MADfan2004]

Also, fun fact about Summer Glau: she auditioned in 2002 to play the pink Power Ranger, and got turned down.

Fail?

[blackwind]

Massive, massive win. I can only imagine what she'd be doing right now had that gone through. Science fiction wouldn't be the same.

[tarzapam]

i don't have anything to add...but that gif made me lol...i hope she threw the book at the guys head..

[NemesisDesign]

I'd show Summer Glau my book.









I keep in my pants.









I'm talking about my dick.

[blackwind]

Thank you for explaining.

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by NemesisDesign

Blackwind, upon seeing this I immediately thought of you. I don't know where there's a full video of this but apparently someone presented a book for Summer Glau to sign and it hat a big picture of his dick inside.

Debunked at 2:15. I knew I'd seen that before.

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Was there really the guys member in that book? How do we know it wasn't something else?

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by tvmanismadformad

Was there really the guys member in that book?

No. Conveniently, the animated GIF begins right after she says "oh my gosh" and ends right before she smiles. As expected. Like I said, her "OMG, THAT'S AWESOME" face is the same as her "OMG, IT'S A PENIS" face.

[NemesisDesign]

Why does everybody ruin my fun with facts and evidence?

[blackwind]

Summer Glau Gets Two-Episode 'Dollhouse' Stay

What a fucking waste.

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In a poll at the bottom it says she would be best as an active. Let's just hope her performance doesn't make the audience go Glau! When I say Glau, I say it in a suffering kind of way.

[blackwind]

I think she'd be best as an actress with standards who's come to the realization that, if she ever wants to have a career, she needs to stop returning to suckle the sour curds from Joss's ample manteets at every available opportunity. Sadly, that wasn't an option.

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That's probably true. I mean, I never heard of her before all of you started talking about her like she was the greatest actress on Earth.

[blackwind]

Since this is no longer relevant to Pickups & Cancellations and since Summer is such a hot topic around here (you're welcome, world), she now has her own thread. Ceeeeeeeeeeeee-le-brate good times, COME ON!

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Originally Posted by blackwind

Since this is no longer relevant to Pickups & Cancellations and since Summer is such a hot topic around here

You only did this because you get a stiffy whenever her name is mentioned. That's probably the only "hot topic" in all this! Bam! You just got a Glausult dropped on you! Faced!