The Summer Glau Appreciation Society

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by blackwind

Plus, if Terminator bites the dust and Dollhouse doesn't, I have a feeling I know who'll once again be snapping up his favorite actress the very *second* she's released from her contract, thereby fully renewing the hellfires of Whedon hatred that burn within me.

Called it:

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Fuck you, Joss Whedon, fuck you, FOX, and, in the immortal words of George Carlin, fuck everyone now that I think of it.

And so, the search for a new cutie-pie begins.

[tarzapam]

hah hah,enjoy dollhouse,sucker

[blackwind]

I will do no such thing.

[tarzapam]

its not a bad show,JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE

[blackwind]

I did, actually, having known from day one that this disaster would eventually come to pass. It's your standard Joss Whedon campy B-movie fare, except, minus the camp this time around, thereby leaving absolutely nothing of worth. I made it through three episodes before writing off both Joss and Eliza (whose acting, I might add, makes Jennifer Garner look like Meryl Streep) for good. Awful, awful, awful. Even for Summer, I won't watch even one more second of that filth. Even if she paid me, I wouldn't watch one more second of that filth. Even if she paid me in hugs and kisses, I wouldn't watch one more second of that filth. Even if she agreed to bathe with me in a tub of whipped cream and chocolate sauce 'round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of eternity while I brush her hair, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and stimulate her lady parts until she's reduced to quivering mess after quivering mess in my arms, I, uh...

Wait, what were we talking about, again?

[tvmanismadformad]

I swear bw, you turn talking about sex into an artform. I saw the first Dollhouse. When I heard the premise I thought it was stupid. Turns out it was.

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by tvmanismadformad

I swear bw, you turn talking about sex into an artform.

When you have such a lovelying muse, it's easier than you'd think.

I saw the first Dollhouse. When I heard the premise I thought it was stupid. Turns out it was.

See, this man knows what he's talking about!

[tarzapam]

it does get better...slowly.and i have to agree about the dush,pretty to look at,not much in the acting chops though.

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by tarzapam

it does get better...slowly.

To be fair, the same could be said about shotgun blasts to the face. Just saying.

[tvmanismadformad]

Have you seen the woman who was shot in the face with a shotgun? If you haven't, here she is.



You think that gets better slowly?

[blackwind]

I'm not sure what your point of contention is here. It certainly doesn't heal overnight.

[tvmanismadformad]

I'm just sayin, a shotgun to the face never really gets better. I'm not defending Dollhouse (this is what were still on right? Because it's either this, or something about some Summer girl with a boring sounding last name), because much like a shotgun to the face, as I have said, it never gets better.

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by tvmanismadformad

I'm just sayin, a shotgun to the face never really gets better.

If by "better" we're talking "completely healed", you're absolutely right, but that wasn't the premise of the joke. Don't make me Jay Leno you.

(this is what were still on right? Because it's either this, or something about some Summer girl with a boring sounding last name)

Them's fightin' words. I didn't realize last names could trigger disinterest.

Oh, wait. Whedon.

[tvmanismadformad]

I just say boring name because isn't her last name Glau, or something similar to that? Sound like a little bit of a boring last name, like "Glau, this is so boring!"

[blackwind]

I, for one, absolutely *love* Glau. And Summer, so long as we temporarily disregard the cold, hard fact that 99.9% of women named after seasons of the year are strippers or prostitutes.

Summer Glau. It may be silly, but damned if it's not snappy!

[tvmanismadformad]

Well now I feel almost compelled to use Glau when ever I think something is boring, or I need to say an annoyed grunt. I can say things like "School is so glau right now" or "Glau, I can't believe how bad that I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! show is!" It could be the new hot phrase!

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by tvmanismadformad

Well now I feel almost compelled to use Glau when ever I think something is boring, or I need to say an annoyed grunt.

If you do, get ready to hear all about the steaming, heaping, nutty brown piles of tvman I leave in the toilet each morning.

[tvmanismadformad]

Glau this is gonna be a tough call!

[NemesisDesign]

Blackwind, upon seeing this I immediately thought of you. I don't know where there's a full video of this but apparently someone presented a book for Summer Glau to sign and it hat a big picture of his dick inside. Hilarious facial expression ensues:

[tvmanismadformad]

If you look at the image, she goes back to look at it again!