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Old 02/17/2003, 4:01 PM
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Default Music Video: Lady MADtv (#701)

Missy Elliot: Aries Spears
Dot: Stephnie Weir
Lorraine: Mo Colins
Melina: Debra Wilson
Ms. Swan: Alex Borstein




Missy Elliot: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Especially the ladies. Welcome to MADtv.

(Curtains spread open)

Lorraine:
Where's all my mad sisters?
Freakin' a-right rad sisters?


Chorus:
Mad sister, go sister,
Mad sister, funk, sister,

Melina:
I'm Melina,

I'm on FOX; MADtv,
Shakin' teetas on the street,
Oh my gawd--
Yeah but!
You think I'm such a slut?!

Chorus:
Itchy coochie mama vanna, (Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)

Poopy panty papa lala,
Mocha latte frapaccino,
We are Lady MADtv---

Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,
For free---
(Melina: The bitch!)
Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,
For free---
(Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)


Dot:
My name is Dot,
And I'm new to this fun,
I really love gloves and gum,

My sister's real smart,
And I make cool finger art,
Who's Dot?!

Chorus:
Dot!
Dot!


Lorraine:
I come through with a "huh" and a "God that's cute,"
And my name is Lorraine,
White as cocaine.
I'm a recurring woman,
Not a backseat woman,

And I'm the reason MAD's back for season seven,
Disagree? Well boohoo and tough luck,
'Cuz to tell you the truth,
I don't give a "Huhuhuhuhuh"!
High-heeled gals go rockin' through the streets,
Four hot ass chicks from the MADtv.

Chorus:
MADtv---

Ms. Swan:
Whoa, Whoah, Woah!


Chorus:
MADtv---

Ms. Swan:
Ohhh-hooo-o-h!

Chorus:
MADtv--

Ms. Swan:
Oh-h-h, h-o-o-oh
Hoah,
Oh
Oh-h-h-h-hoaw
I'm having fun, feeling silky smooth,
Look, I tell you every'ting,
Huh, huh,
I make the savage cash,
Saying 'he looka like a man',
MAD, MAD, MA-A-A-A-AD

Chorus:
Itchy coochie mama vanna,
(Ms. Swan: Huh!) (Whipping Missy Elliot with a belt)

Poopy panty papa lala,
(Ms. Swan: Ok, ok!)
Mocha latte frapacuino,
(Lorraine: Frappa, huh?)
This song really makes no sense---

(Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)
Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,

Missy Elliot:
Melina:

Melina:
Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h-oh, oh my god!

Missy Elliot:
Lorraine:

Lorraine:
Goddddd, that's cute!

Missy Elliot:
Swan:

Ms. Swan:
Uh, uh uh uh ohhhh,

Missy Elliot:
Idiot girl:

Dot:
Look how little my gloves are!

Melina:
What?

Chorus:
We are Lady MADtv!


Swan:
Yeah-h-h-h-h-h
Ah-h-h-h
Oh-h-h-h-h eh-h-h-h-h oh-h-h-h-h-h
Ah-h-h-h
Ah-h-h -ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a---
Yeah.

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Old 09/21/2003, 9:04 PM
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I LOVE this skit!! I'm so glad you posted the transcript. I didn't realize the lyrics said "Lucy Liu won't do MADtv, for free." lol How cheap of her!
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Old 05/08/2004, 8:11 PM
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Default Re: Music Video: Lady MADtv (#701)

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Chorus:
Mad sister, go sister,
Mad sister, funk, sister
You must have transcribed this from when it aired in #816 (with the top three music videos) or possibly when it was encored, because they remixed it after the original airing, these lines (as well as other chorus "oooooohs" and etc.) weren't in the original version from #701. jtlyk.

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Old 06/11/2004, 7:17 AM
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Default Re: Music Video: Lady MADtv (#701)

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Originally posted by MADMADMAD

Lorraine:
Disagree, well fool, tough luck,
'Cuz to tell you the truth,
I don't give a "Huhuhuhuhuh"!
High-heeled gals go rockin' through the streets,
Four hot ass chicks from the MADtv.
Okay I've watched it 4 times, and I'm pretty sure this part is "Disagree? Well boohoo and tough luck"


Quote:
Ms. Swan:
I'm having fun, feeling silky smooth,
Boy I tell you every'ting,
Huh, huh,
I make the savage cash,
And work for the MAD,
MAD, MAD, MA-A-A-A-AD.[/i]
"Saying 'he looka like a man'"

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Old 06/11/2004, 8:43 PM
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I make the savage cash,
And work for the MAD,
Saying 'he looka like a man'
You edited the wrong part

It's:

I've made some savage cash
Saying 'he looka like a man'
MAD, MAD, MA-A-A-A-AD

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Old 06/11/2004, 8:44 PM
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yeah, i just now noticed that. i got it in right spot

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Old 07/09/2004, 10:27 AM
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Just a note, I know that this isn't what is said in the song, but the closed captionings read for Lorraine's part:

I come through with a grunt and a cough that's deep.

Craziness.

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Old 07/21/2004, 4:17 PM
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Ms. Swan:
I'm having fun, feeling silky smooth,
Boy I tell you every'ting,
I'm pretty sure its "Look I tell you every'ting"

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Old 12/05/2004, 9:29 AM
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I felt bad watching this, because Dot and Melina got barely any laughs


Dot only had 1 sketch before that, so I guess that explains her, but Melina is a really old charecter

shame on u studio audience
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Old 12/05/2004, 10:36 AM
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I felt bad watching this, because Dot and Melina got barely any laughs


Dot only had 1 sketch before that, so I guess that explains her, but Melina is a really old charecter

shame on u studio audience
yeah i noticed that too! i loved Melina in the video
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Old 12/05/2004, 11:15 AM
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yeah i noticed that too! i loved Melina in the video
Yeah, but I'm sure Bunifa would've gotten more response
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Here's my loraine interpretation:

I come through with a "huh" and a "Gawd that's cute,"
Let em know they got Lorraine,
White as cocaine.
I'm a ??? woman,
Not a ??? woman,
And I'm the reason MAD's back for season seven,
Disagree? Well boo-hoo and tough luck,
'Cuz to tell you the truth,
I don't give a "uh-uh-uh"!
High-heeled gals gettin' props through the screen,
Four hot ass chicks from the MADtv.
Uuhhh!
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Old 12/09/2004, 3:43 PM
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Old 12/09/2004, 4:02 PM
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Old 12/10/2004, 10:14 AM
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Im pretty sure Lorraine says "Im a recurring woman, not a backseat woman" but I could be wrong. And when Ms Swan says "I tell you every'ting" she says "Yeah, it true!"

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It might say reoccuring, but the second line I hear the word "Fox" maybe as in, the tv channel?

hmm, it sounds like "Re-korean" lmao

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Okay, I watched this one today, and it was VERY clear that Lorraine said "Im a recurring woman, not a backseat woman"

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I felt bad watching this, because Dot and Melina got barely any laughs


Dot only had 1 sketch before that, so I guess that explains her, but Melina is a really old charecter

shame on u studio audience

yea me 2...i noticed it..i felt bad cause i luv dot and melina

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All that's missing was Nicole playing either The Vancome Lady, or Antonia.

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Old 06/30/2005, 11:54 PM
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i believe that this music video with be on an episode of madtv showing the top 3 music video parodies at that timejune 1st at 3:00pm on comedy central, just in case anyone wants to see it if im wrong sry..but i dont think im wrong

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