[MADtv] Red Carpet: American Idol's Top 12 Party (#1312)

[Dot's Boyfriend]

Cast:
Arden Myrin
Bobby Lee
American Idol Season 7 Finalist


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Arden:
Hi I’m Arden I’m with bobby and I’m so excited because were going to an American Idol Party!

Bobby:
This guys is getting stabbed over there ahhh! I love American Idol, even though I never seen it I heard about it. It’s all over the place.

Arden:
You told people at work that you love it.

Bobby:
I don’t like it

Arden:
I love American Idol but mostly I really like scandals. And there’s a lot of scandals that have come out this year.

Bobby:
I have a skeleton in my closet

Arden:
What’s that?

Bobby:
Well I actually have one

Arden:
There’s a scandal that happened this season, one of the idols turned out to be a male stripper. I was also a stripper. My stripper name was Diablo Scroty
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Arden to Jason Castro:
You’re my favorite Idol

Arden to Syesha:
You’re my favorite Idol

Arden to Kristy Lee:
You’re my favorite Idol, we hope you win

Arden to Ramiele:
We hope you win, you’re our favorite Idol

Arden to Carly:
You’re our favorite Idol

Arden to David Cook:
I’m you’re #1 fan, does that freak you out?

Arden to Michael:
You’re my favorite Idol
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Arden:
David Archuleta is here the youngest American Idol; he is as young as the say. How old are you?

David A. Imposter #1:
8

Arden:
Everyone thinks you’re going to win this year! No…

Arden:
David Archuleta is here. Hi how are you?

David A. Imposter #2:
Fine!

Arden:
I don’t believe that you are real! I feel like there’s a panel in the back and you’re robot back there! Do you have a secret scandal in you’re past?

David A:
Uh...not that I know of.

Arden:
Are you really 45 years old?

David A:
hee hee

Arden:
Good Luck, bye

David A.:
Thank you, oh bye ha ha nice to meet…
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Arden After David leaves:
What a $*!#!
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Bobby To Kristy:
You have beautiful teeth, look at my teeth yellow, yellow.
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Arden Talks About Jason:
Look its John Travolta from Battlefield Earth!

Bobby:
I just want to say I want to live in here!

Arden:
I want to live in there too!

Bobby:
Rent free! You have beautiful eyes!

Jason:
Thanks

Arden:
I think you’re going to be our boyfriend
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Arden After Jason leaves:
I think he’s hair was moving!

Bobby:
I looked closely and a little squirrel’s head came out of there!
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Arden:
You’re our favorite Idol, we hope you win!

Constantine:
Thank you very much me too

Bobby:
I’m going to vote for you!

Arden:
And I hope that Bobby gets voted off MADtv this week!

Bobby:
PREEE!!
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Bobby to Ramiele:
Ung hung a sio ya hang ba mo teo?

Ramiele:
WHAT!? Ha aha

Bobby:
Ah not a true Asian I told you!

Ramiele:
What did you SAY!

Arden:
He wants you to be his wife.

Ramiele:
Really?

Bobby:
Ya, You know how cute our babies would be? They‘d be this big.

Ramiele:
They’d be this this big!

Bobby:
They‘d be funny and they could sing!

Ramiele:
Oh my gosh Stop it!
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Bobby After Ramiele Leaves:
I’m really kind of horny now! It’s weird…
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Bobby to Blake:
You beat box, I beat box, let’s beat off.

All:
Beat off!

Bobby and Blake make strange noises
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Arden:
Is this the key to my heart?

David C.:
Why not, as a matter of fact, you know what here.

Arden:
*Gasp* Oh my god are you serious!?

David C.:
Why not

Arden:
Thank you.
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Arden after David C leaves:
I got engaged. I’m not going to die alone like my grandma predicted!
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Arden To Blake:
David Cook gave me this! What can you throw done!

Arden after making out with Blake:
Whoa! Oh my god I have an Idol!
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Arden Starts to sing to Michael:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord. You are the most handsome Australian Idol. I think we’re going to get married.
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Arden:
Meow!
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Arden:
You’re so sweet you’re like part sugar!

Brooke:
You’re so nice yeah.

Arden:
Song selection is very critical.

Brooke:
Oh man it’s a beast it really is!

Arden:
Why don’t you sing cop killer?

Brooke:
Hahaha!
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Arden:
Your name is Chickezie, and my nick name is “Easy Chick” and if we got married I would be Easy Chick Chickezie.

Arden:
I see you have a tiger on your shirt

Chickezie:
Right

Arden:
Are you a tiger in bed; I’m a possum.
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Bobby: Oh my god I’m so glad I came

Arden:
Yeah!

Bobby:
I didn’t know anything about American Idol, but now I’m a fan

Arden:
I was really proud of you tonight, you know it’s like you were gracious and you were ARGH! NO!

Arden:
You know what can you, you can just drop me off right here! It’s ok if you just slow down I’ll do a barrel roll out.

Bobby:
Can I just um watch you take a shower?

Arden:
It’s not going to happen I’m sorry this was a bad idea
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