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Old 04/27/2005, 5:14 PM
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Then dump her.
I would. F*ck that whore

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Old 04/27/2005, 5:14 PM
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Then dump her.
If only it were that easy. I would still see that person everyday and it would just be so awkard. More than it is already. We dont even talk to each other but be still go out because neither one of us has dumped each other because we dont talk to each other.

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Old 04/27/2005, 5:11 PM
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I wish my girlfriend wasn't such an idiotic stupid mother ****ing asshole who doesn't know how to do a damn thing right and would stop being so ****ing annoying and purposly mocking me right in front of my face!!!

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Old 04/27/2005, 5:07 PM
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GRANTED!........................................................ ..............but you look so much like one of them people mistake you for a girl all the time and the only people that try to hook up with you are straight guys and lesbians.

I wish I the weather would always be never too hot or too cold and no one would get tired of it(there would still be rain and snow but it'd be warm)
GRANTED! But then the person that grants your wish (me) dies and your wish dissapears.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't such an idiotic stupid mother ****ing asshole who doesn't know how to do a damn thing right and would stop being so ****ing annoying and purposly mocking me right in front of my face!!!

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Old 04/24/2005, 4:47 PM
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GRANTED!........................................................ ..............but you look so much like one of them people mistake you for a girl all the time and the only people that try to hook up with you are straight guys and lesbians.

I wish I the weather would always be never too hot or too cold and no one would get tired of it(there would still be rain and snow but it'd be warm)

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Old 04/22/2005, 10:18 AM
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I wish we still had episode downloads.
GRANTED, but the madtv suits will hunt you down and attack you like michael eisner did for "sex toy story"...

i wish i looked like a male debra wilson, mo collins, shortstuff, or MARY SCHEER!

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Old 04/22/2005, 9:17 AM
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GRANTED! your allergies go away, and you get really bad hives instead

i wish i get A's in all my classes
GRANTED! But the school boards decide to reverse the system so it turns out that A's are actually like getting F's.

I wish we still had episode downloads.

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Old 04/21/2005, 4:34 PM
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GRANTED! your allergies go away, and you get really bad hives instead

i wish i get A's in all my classes

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Old 04/19/2005, 3:31 PM
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Granted!!
But instead of a Bell rigning there is a loud siren that once it hits your eardrum it turns purple making you only able to hear the Muppet Song where they go "mana mana."

I wish that our neighbors would stop throwing rocks at our house or just move already?
GRANTED! But since they move out new neighbors come in and instead of throwing rocks, they egg your house and throw toliet paper on your house.

I wish I didn't have such bad allergies.

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Old 04/18/2005, 5:38 PM
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Granted!!
But instead of a Bell rigning there is a loud siren that once it hits your eardrum it turns purple making you only able to hear the Muppet Song where they go "mana mana."

I wish that our neighbors would stop throwing rocks at our house or just move already?

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Old 04/18/2005, 9:18 AM
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Granted! But I am who i am No matter what you wish!

I wish the Bell wouldn't ring!

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Granted! but it's the fruit orange and You die of it's sweet citrus scent.....

I wish my Skillz weren't challenged by loserz such as Potora
Not granted! Kidding.

GRANTED! But after not using your "skillz" for a long time they get rusty and now everyone can top your "skillz"

I wish Amanda wouldn't try to be something she isn't........

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Old 04/18/2005, 9:05 AM
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Granted! but it's the fruit orange and You die of it's sweet citrus scent.....

I wish my Skillz weren't challenged by loserz such as Potora

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GRANTED!! . . .
But since you're not afraid of spiders you let them sleep on top of you and they bite you and you wake up horribly deformed and you run out screaming but your mouth is so puffy that your parents think you're insane and kill you to claim the reward for the town crazy man.

I wish I could get out of Kenowhere. Help Me ! !
GRANTED! But as soon as you step out of the boundary line you notice that the air is radioactive and you choke on it and pass out to never wake up again.

I wish the sky was orange always.

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Old 04/17/2005, 5:49 PM
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GRANTED!! . . .
But since you're not afraid of spiders you let them sleep on top of you and they bite you and you wake up horribly deformed and you run out screaming but your mouth is so puffy that your parents think you're insane and kill you to claim the reward for the town crazy man.

I wish I could get out of Kenowhere. Help Me ! !

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Old 04/17/2005, 5:33 PM
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GRANTED! . . .
But you go to Chicago and to the Sears Tower and fall off the roof because you couldn't read the warning sign that said
LOOK OUT DUMBASS ! ! !

I wish Hilter would stop calling me at dinner time. That's just rude!!
I'm assuming this Adolf Hitler you are talking about.

GRANTED! But the one time he doesn't call you he actually shows up at your house and kills your whole family except you and now you live with the fact knowing that your family was killed because you got tired of Hitler calling you during dinner.

I wish I wasn't afraid of Spiders.

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Old 04/17/2005, 5:29 PM
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GRANTED! . . .
But you go to Chicago and to the Sears Tower and fall off the roof because you couldn't read the warning sign that said
LOOK OUT DUMBASS ! ! !

I wish Hilter would stop calling me at dinner time. That's just rude!!

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Old 04/17/2005, 1:46 PM
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Granted! but you get grounded for not doing any chores and no one likes you because you're a deadbeat dad AND a Slob!

I wish I knew what Was happening in my many lifestyles.....
GRANTED! But as you are exploring your lifestyles you find out that you are just like Bunifa <insert rest of name here> and the governemnt locks you away in a nut house.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

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Old 04/16/2005, 8:04 PM
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I wish I didn't have to do my chores.
Granted! but you get grounded for not doing any chores and no one likes you because you're a deadbeat dad AND a Slob!

I wish I knew what Was happening in my many lifestyles.....

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GRANTED!...............................you get put in jail because you don't pay child support you dumbass

I wish I was 18 so I could go to Hollywood and try to get a career as a singer(and if I make it I don't die of a drug overdose).
I'm not a dumbass.

GRANTED! But no one buys your albums and when people see you on the street they point and laugh at your horrible career and you commit suicide out of depression.

I wish I didn't have to do my chores.

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