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Old 04/30/2003, 6:50 AM
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If your happy, sing this song to the chorus of "Im not a girl, not yet a woman"

Im not a vistor,
Not even a newbie
All i need is 30 posts, till i am a member
I FINALLY MADE IT!
Im not a newbie!!

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Old 04/30/2003, 7:53 AM
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Hahaha... Congrats on your status promotion, lol... Now all you need is 100 posts to change your posting tag, and 150 for an avatar!


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Old 05/01/2003, 12:01 AM
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Hahaha... Congrats on your status promotion, lol... Now all you need is 100 posts to change your posting tag, and 150 for an avatar!

Yeah i just got my 150 posts its a great feeling

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Old 05/01/2003, 2:43 PM
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Yeah i just got my 150 posts its a great feeling
It sure is!!

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Old 05/01/2003, 4:07 PM
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U CANT B HAPPY UNTIL YOU SING THE SONG!!...................................THEN YOUR LIKE ME, A FREAK!!!! SO SSIINNGG IITT!!!!


OH HOW I LOVE MY HYPERACTIVE SELF!!!!!

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Won't flash my ass for you
Even if you pay
Cause I'm Virginal
I'm trying something new
Closing up my legs (Ooh, woah)
No more sexy songs for you...Unless this don't sell, then I'm going right back to being whoree!
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Rent-Voice Mail #1

That was a very loud beep
I don't even know if this is working
Mark - Mark - are you there
Are you screening your calls -
It's mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we'll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here - send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don't leave it on dear
When you leave the house
Oh and Mark
We're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say c'est la vie
So let her be a lesbian
There are other fishies in the sea
... Love Mom
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Old 05/01/2003, 4:09 PM
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Nice avatar and stuff. I think it's funny and cool that you have the whole "gecko" image. At first when I saw the name "GeckoDirect" I was thinking "What kind of name is that?!" (no offense of course), but it seems pretty cool now.

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Old 05/01/2003, 4:54 PM
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Doesn't geckodirect have something to do with cellphones?

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Old 05/01/2003, 5:03 PM
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Doesn't geckodirect have something to do with cellphones?
No, its an insurance company mascot (Geico Direct). You might be confused with the cell company Telus, they always have funky animals in their commercials, ducks, treefrogs, I think they did have a small lizard too...

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Old 05/01/2003, 5:59 PM
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Nice avatar and stuff. I think it's funny and cool that you have the whole "gecko" image. At first when I saw the name "GeckoDirect" I was thinking "What kind of name is that?!" (no offense of course), but it seems pretty cool now.
GeckoDirect is a pretty weird name. Get it Geico Direct, Gecko Direct. I love Geckos they are soo cool!

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Old 05/01/2003, 8:19 PM
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Oh right i always hear that advertisment on 680 News for auto insurance....

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Old 05/08/2003, 6:38 AM
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GeckoDirect is a pretty weird name. Get it Geico Direct, Gecko Direct. I love Geckos they are soo cool!
POWER TO THE GECKO'S!!!

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Cause I'm Virginal
Won't flash my ass for you
Even if you pay
Cause I'm Virginal
I'm trying something new
Closing up my legs (Ooh, woah)
No more sexy songs for you...Unless this don't sell, then I'm going right back to being whoree!
------------------------------------------
Rent-Voice Mail #1

That was a very loud beep
I don't even know if this is working
Mark - Mark - are you there
Are you screening your calls -
It's mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we'll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here - send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don't leave it on dear
When you leave the house
Oh and Mark
We're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say c'est la vie
So let her be a lesbian
There are other fishies in the sea
... Love Mom
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Old 05/08/2003, 3:44 PM
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GeckoDirect is a pretty weird name. Get it Geico Direct, Gecko Direct. I love Geckos they are soo cool!
LOL! I'm sorry. It's just funny when people like something different so much. Like Gecko's.

Slap me so I get over it! hehe

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Old 06/09/2003, 10:45 AM
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COWS ROCK! HEHE! I dunno why i just love cows! I like drinking milk too! And I like the design on cow's fur the spots and stuff.. yeah so Large MOO!!!!!!!!!!

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