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View Poll Results: What was your favorite sketch of #1221?
Open: Cinco de Mayo Celebration 2 15.38%
Survivor: Holy War #1-3 0 0%
Seasonalis 1 7.69%
Scrubs 5 38.46%
Jordan Ultimate Fighter #1 1 7.69%
Larry King Reviews "House M.D" 0 0%
Election '08 TV Campaign Spot 3 23.08%
Tank: NASCAR 0 0%
The Best Mom Ever 0 0%
Remediation 1 7.69%
Who'd a Thunk: Mushrooms 0 0%
Sissy Felony Jackson 0 0%
Jordan Ultimate Fighter #2 0 0%
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Old 05/05/2007, 8:04 PM
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Is there only one episode left after this one?
Yeah, in 2 weeks. The season finale.

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Old 05/05/2007, 8:02 PM
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Is there only one episode left after this one?

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Yeah, that sketch was in 1214. It was her first sketch on the show.

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That link also has a pic of...

The Ellen Degeneres Show: ???

Yeah, that sketch was in 1214. It was her first sketch on the show.

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Considering this is Lisa's last appearnce of the season, it's a safe bet that the show will air the sketch that was shot in her apartment with Jordan.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/29/ar...on/29wall.html (Thanks to Dartanian and MysterE)
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The Ellen Degeneres Show: ???


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Old 05/04/2007, 2:01 PM
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A Scrubs parody? What the hell?

And Tank isn't so bad, considering this is the first time we've seen him all season. I'm really liking how they're doing that, too, to prevent characters from being overused.

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Old 05/04/2007, 1:57 PM
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Tank........maybe this will be the last Tank ever if Bobby's show gets picked up.


I'm sad Lisa wont be in the season finale. I really hope they sign her back up.


I'm actually excited for the Brittany/K Fed sketch.

I'm going to England on Wen. Does MAdTV Air there?

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Considering this is Lisa's last appearnce of the season, it's a safe bet that the show will air the sketch that was shot in her apartment with Jordan.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/29/ar...on/29wall.html (Thanks to Dartanian and MysterE)
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Ooh, Tank's back. Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, bitches, time to rawwwwwwwwwk!

"MADtv" can't do a "Scrubs" parody. What's the point now of doing my own parody as a fansub (which--mark my words--I would have finished in another fifty years)? Those bastards are stealing all of my ideas!

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Tank is returning, too.

At least the rest of the ep sounds good. Can't wait for the Scrubs parody.

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Post Episode S12E21 (Aired 2007-05-05)

Cinco de Mayo Celebration
Crista Flanagan and Jordan Peele are on stage, clearly drunk as they are celebrating Cinco de Mayo a little too hard wearing sombreros. The celebrations have spread throughout the cast and crew as Arden Myrin is off stage making out with one of the camera men. As they celebrate, a voice is heard from the audience bleachers. It is Jorge (Keegan-Michael Key) who has now taken the job as security guard for the MADtv stage. Jorge is discussed by the attitude the cast and crew are showing towards Cinco de Mayo, which is to commemorate the lives of the brave soldiers who fought for Mexico against the French, which America has ruined by turning it into an excuse to get drunk and have sex. When Arden asks how they would celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico, Jorge says that if they were in Mexico, Jordan and himself would wrestle naked on avocados until it became guacamole for the whole town to eat. Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee then come in with Bobby riding a donkey statue. Jorge takes a spork and stabs Ike with it. He then turns to the camera and tells everyone to respect Cinco de Mayo, but a sombrero, moustache, and bullet vest is drawn over him, mooting his point.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Himself), Crista Flanagan (Herself), Arden Myrin (Herself), Keegan-Michael Key (Jorge), Bobby Lee (Himself), Ike Barinholtz (Himself)

Survivor: Holy War #1
After pushing the social envelope by splitting the teams up by race, Survivor has gone farther by splitting the teams up by their religion. The teams are the Jews team Moses, Christians team Jesus, Muslims team Mohammed, and team Scientologists Tom Cruise (Crista Flanagan) and his far out space nuts.

Credits: Michael McDonald (Jeff Probst), Lisa Donovan (Barbara), Ike Barinholtz (Jewish Father), Nicole Randall Johnson (Christian Woman), Frank Caeti (Christian Man), Keegan-Michael Key (Muslim Man), Crista Flanagan (Tom Cruise)

Survivor: Holy War #2
The first challenge for the survivors is to find a source of fresh water. The Jews are heating the water and collecting the condensation, the Muslims have just stuffed a coconut with explosives, Tom Cruise and the Scientologists are just drinking the water as is, as they have brainwashed themselves into doing it, and the Christians are collecting money from a telethon to do it.

Credits: Michael McDonald (Jeff Probst), Lisa Donovan (Barbara), Ike Barinholtz (Jewish Father), Keegan-Michael Key (Muslim Man), Crista Flanagan (Tom Cruise), Nicole Randall Johnson (Christian Woman), Frank Caeti (Christian Man)

Seasonalis
A woman (Crista Flanagan) is taking a new pill called Seasonalis. The pill allows her to only have her period once every 4 months, instead of every month. Her husband (Frank Caeti) is excited to hear about this and tackles her to the ground passionately. In take 2 of the message she is clearly frazzled with her makeup smeared, when her husband comes calling again. She does not want to do it again because she is trying to do the commercial. In take 3 she is even more frazzled, and can't get a word out before her husband sacks her. While the side effects are being explained, she is running around the living room, trying to escape her husband’s lust.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Wife), Frank Caeti (Husband)

Scrubs
J.D (Frank Caeti) is walking down the hospital hallway but is fantasizing about him being chased by a gorilla on a tricycle. A type of fantasy that will be seen frequently throughout the episode. He is approached by Dr. Cox (Ike Barinholtz) who shows his disdain for him. Dr. Cox then calls everyone because a patient Joyce Michaels (Nicole Randall Johnson) is a dear friend of his and he wants her well taken care of. It is then discovered that everyone has a connection with her except Turk (Jordan Peele). Within just finding out that, she is announced dead. J.D thinks they probably could have saved her if they weren't too busy with flashbacks, and fantasies. J.D. is then chased down the hallway by little aliens.

Credits: Frank Caeti (Zach Braff: John "J.D" Dorian), Jordan Peele (Donald Faison: Christopher Turk), Ike Barinholtz (John C. McGinley: Parry Cox), Nicole Parker (Sarah Chalke: Elliot Reid), Crista Flanagan (Judy Reyes: Carla Turk), Nicole Randall Johnson (Joyce Michaels)

Jordan Ultimate Fighter #1
Bobby Lee and Jordan Peele come on stage and Bobby tells the audience that they are fans of Ultimate Fighting. Jordan disagrees as he feels that he is an Ultimate Fighter more than a fan because he has training. They are on stage because they filmed a commercial with Ultimate Fighting champion Tido Ortiz for Big Man Deodorant. In the commercial Tido promotes the product and then kicks a mat that Jordan is holding. In take 1 Jordan starts gushing blood from his mouth after the kick. The same thing happens in take 2. For take 3 Tido wants to take it slow. Bobby disagrees with the decision but Jordan strongly agrees. In take 3 Tido gives the mat a slight tap, but Jordan gushes blood worse than ever with it now coming out of his ears. For the next take Jordan wants to switch with Bobby, and see if he can take it. They film it again. Bobby takes the hit with no pain, but Jordan still gushes blood causing Tido to walk off the set.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Himself), Jordan Peele (Himself), Tido Ortiz (Himself)

Larry King Reviews "House M.D."
As reviews from newspapers, and television shows give House great reviews Larry King gives odd and off-topic comments like the show should be named King because it's based after him, and how he wants to see all the women on the show going to the bathroom.

Archival Footage: Jordan Peele (Omar Epps: Eric Foreman), Frank Caeti (Patiant), Michael McDonald: (Hugh Laurie: Gregory House), Ike Barinholtz (Jesse Spencer: Robert Chase), Arden Myrin (Doctor), Nicole Parker (Lisa Edelstein: Lisa Cuddy)

Election '08 Here We Come
An Obama supporter (Jordan Peele), and a Hillary supporter (Lisa Donovan) argue over who is better to lead the Democrats. The Obama supporter makes claims like Obama has as much experience as Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy and how at least Obama didn't vote for the war in Iraq, while the Hillary supporter makes claims like at least Hillary didn't do drugs and write a book about it. Listening in on the conversation is a Rudy Guliani supporter (Ben Donovan) who loves the argument as Rudy leads. He then tells them to call him when they need a hero.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Barack Obama Supporter) Lisa Donovan (Hillary Clinton Supporter), Ben Donovan (Rudy Guilani Supporter)

Survivor: Holy War #3
It's all out war between the religions with the Jews and Muslims fighting each other after a rough tribal council, the Christians just running around protesting gay marriage, and Tom Cruise being beamed up as it turns out that he, and his far out space nuts were right.

Credits: Michael McDonald (Jeff Probst), Ike Barinholtz (Jewish Man), Lisa Donovan (Barbara), Keegan-Michael Key (Muslim Man) Nicole Randall Johnson (Christian Woman), Frank Caeti (Christian Man), Crista Flanagan (Tom Cruise)

Tank: NASCAR
Tank (Bobby Lee) goes to the California Motor speedway to pick up some women. Two fly girls (Lisa Donovan and Nicole Randall Johnson) come by and Tank hits on them. Tank wants them to come watch the race in his car, which has a flat screen in the dash board. He then says that he has a camera is Dale Earnhardt Jr. car and wonders if the girls want to come in, watch, and make a Tank sandwich, with him playing the meat. When they go to the back of the car to get some smoked meat, which is just Tank's brother Kenneth (Kenneth Lee) cooking it, Carl Edwards comes up behind them and offers the ladies a spot to watch the race with his pit crew. Cornelius and Tank move to the front seats to watch the race and Tank is overjoyed when the announcers talk about him unfavourably in the broadcast.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Cornelius: Tank), Lisa Donovan (NASCAR fan #1), Nicole Randall Johnson (NASCAR fan #2), Kenneth Lee (Kenneth), Carl Edwards (Himself)

The Best Mom Ever
Celebrities talk about who they think is the best mom ever on VH1's Best Mom Ever. Kristin Cavallari (Nicole Parker) ties between Britney Spears and Madonna, Montel Williams (Jordan Peele) who votes for mother earth, George Takai (Bobby Lee) who votes for his own mother, Tara Reid (Arden Myrin) votes for herself, and Andy Dick (Ike Barinholtz) says he doesn't even have a mother.

Credits: Nicole Parker (Kristin Cavallari), Jordan Peele (Montel Williams), Bobby Lee (George Takai), Arden Myrin (Tara Reid), Ike Barinholtz (Andy Dick)

Remediation
Britney Spears (Nicole Parker), and Kevin Federline (Ike Barinholtz) get together with there lawyers (Crista Flanagan Britney's lawyer, and Keegan-Michael Key Kevin's lawyer) to discuss the terms of their divorce. They are both surprised that each other is going to be there. Kevin is finding Britney hot because she is wearing his favourite outfit little miss slut whore. The biggest argument is between who gets custody of the kids. The problem with the trial is that Kevin and Britney just can't seem to let go of the fact that the talk is being recorded for archival purposes, and can't stop fooling around with the camera. Kevin and Britney also seem to have the attention span of a 5 year old, as bubble wrap and any minor event causes them to create songs about it. When Britney's lawyer thinks that Britney deserves the kids without a doubt, Kevin gets mad and makes an emotional speech that is so moving it makes Britney swallow her gum.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Britney Spears's Lawyer), Nicole Parker (Britney Spears), Keegan-Michael Key (Kevin Federline’s Lawyer), Ike Barinholtz (Kevin Federline)

Who'd a Thunk: Mushrooms
Merlin Pebsworth (Frank Caeti) talks about mushrooms, but warns you to not to take some "mushrooms" unless you have at least 8 hours to mellow out or else you might do something like go to your sister’s wedding, imagine the mother in law is a demon with an eye on her head, and end up beating her with the crusaphics. Merlin then ring tails a weasel and rides it away reminding everyone to keep sciencing.

Credits: Frank Caeti (Merlin Pebsworth), Jordan Peele (Merlin's Life Partner)

Sissy Felony Jackson
Nicole Parker introduces a rapper named Sissy Felony Jackson (Nicole Randall Johnson), who sings to do very explicit music. Nicole looks on in horror as she dances with 2 scan fully clad women, and 2 children on stage which turn out to be her kids. Nicole goes on stage halfway through the performance with robes to cover up the models in the back as the kids dance ubicuously.

Credits: Nicole Parker (Herself), Nicole Randall Johnson (Sissy Felony Jackson), Sandy Colton (Hoochie Mama #1)

Jordan Ultimate Fighter #2
Bobby calls for an ambulance and pronounces Jordan dead. Jordan disagrees as he feels he still has a little more blood to lose.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Himself), Jordan Peele (Himself)

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Starring:
  • Ike Barinholtz (6A/1S/1W/1AF)
  • Frank Caeti (3A/3S/0W/1AF)
  • Crista Flanagan (6A/1S/1W/0AF)
  • Nicole Randall Johnson (5A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Keegan-Michael Key (1A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Bobby Lee (3A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Michael McDonald (3A/0S/0W/1AF)
  • Arden Myrin (2A/0S/0W/1AF)
  • Nicole Parker (3A/1S/1W/0AF)
  • Jordan Peele (3A/3S/2W/1AF)
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Featuring:
  • Lisa Donovan (4A/1S/1W/0AF)
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Guest Starring:
  • Tido Ortiz (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Carl Edwards (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
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Special Appearances:
  • Ben Donovan (1A/0S/1W/0AF)
  • Kenneth Lee (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Sandy Colton (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
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Legend:
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