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Old 09/26/2004, 7:15 PM
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Default Opening: Nicole's Room #1-2 (#102)

Nicole Sullivan: Herself
Phil LaMarr: Himself
Mary Scheer: Herself
David Herman: Himself
Orlando Jones: Himself
Artie Lange: Himself
Debra Wilson: Herself
Bryan Callen: Himself

Part 1:

(Opens to main stage, and everyone is sitting around in it)

Mary: Hey! Welcome to the show! Thanks for tuning in.

Orlando: So far things are going really, really well. We're falling into a grove here. Well, all but one of us. Nicole.

Nicole: Oh guys, 'comon

Mary: Now Nicole's been feeling a little bit home sick.

Nicole: No I haven't! Well, I have been a little bit, I guess.

Orlando: So we got the set department to prepare a little surprise for her.

(Certain opens and displays Nicole's room)(They all walk over to it)

Nicole: Oh my god! Oooh my god! Oooh my god! This is my bedroom! This is my exact bedroom from back home!

Debra: That's right. See after the pilot when we had those 3 weeks off, we just had the whole thing shipped right out here.

Nicole: Oh, but my stuffed animals, and my and my record albums, and, oh my god, the poster from my senior play, the one everyone signed. Oh my god! This is incredible!

Mary (Holding up a hair crimper): You had a hair crimper?

Nicole: Oh yeah...

Phil: Olivia Newton John. (Holds up her record album)

Nicole: Oh god, I used to lip sink to that, how embarrassing! (Starts to sing and Debra joins her) "Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get..."

Debra: Honey, I was totally in to that!

Nicole: Me too! Me too!

David: Did you, did you needle point this? (Holds up a pillow and condoms fall out of it)

Nicole: Ooo...

David: Oh wow!

Mary: Nicole that goods, it shows you were taking responsibility for birth control, really.

Orlando: A lot of responsibility to me.

Everyone together: Yeah!

Debra: Safe sex!

Nicole: Thank you guys. God, I was a little bit embarrassed, but..

Debra: Hey, you nothing to be embarrassed about.

Nicole: Thank-you Debra.

Bryan: I didn't know you were a ra-ra! (Holds up a cheerleader's cone)

Debra: A cheerleader!

(They all laugh)

Nicole: With the outfits.....

(Heroine needles fall out of the cone)

Nicole: Guys it was just, it waaass a rough couple of, couple of months. I was dating this dealer, and...

Mary: Ya know, um, Nicole, its good that your...

Artie (Interupting Mary): Yeah, I guess it was kinda cool back then.

(Everyone agrees)

Nicole: Oh, definitely! And, I know better now, you know what I am saying? I've learned my lesson.

Orlando: Hey! Hey, is this a foreign film? (Holds up film negatives to the light to see the pictures)

Nicole: Orlando, don't! Don't! Don't!

Orlando: You were really limber.

Nicole: Remember that guy I told you I was dating? He was also a film, a, director, well, ok, a film, a film student. Really. It's actually a very professional quality, a, production, and the clothes, a, clothing when when we were wearing it was, um, authentic pilgrim garb.

Orlando: I see that.

Artie: You were in Pilgrim Love Chain? I love that movie!

(Orlando mumbles something and laughs)

Mary: A, Nicole, it's ok, really, when I was in college, I did a lot of art films too.

Nicole: Really?

Mary: Yes!

David: Yeah, yeah.

Nicole: You know, you guys are the most understanding and supportive friends a gal could have out here. Thank-you so much!

Debra: Nicole, I, a, I can't seem to find you in your own yearbook here. (Looks through yearbook)

Nicole: Turn to page 72. (Acts excited and proud)

Phil (Looking through the yearbook with Debra): Oh yeah, here it is: Sullivan. (Looks up) This says "Nick Sullivan."

(Everyone looks are Nicole)

Nicole: Yeah, well, up until my sophomore year, I was a guy!

Debra: Oh get out of here!

Nicole: Yup, yup, yup, yup I was.

Debra: Those, those are nice! (Points to Nicole's breasts)

Nicole: Oh, thank-you! Thank-you very much! Yeah, I just, you know, I woke up one day and I decided to stop being afraid, and to start living the life I always wanted to lead.

Orlando: That's good!

Nicole: Yeah.

Phil: That's great! Ya know, I have to go do something.

Bryan (Pointing to Phil): Yeah, I wanna...

Debra: I have to do it with you!

(They all start to leave)

Nicole: Guys! Was that, was that too much information? Ok. Well, did I, did I go too far, again? Oh god, ok. Cut. What are ya looking at?

(Orlando is sitting on the bed, patting it for her to come and sit beside him)

Nicole: Not a chance! Ok, cut! Cut!!

(Shows "MAD" logo)

Part 2:

(The cast is sitting around Nicole's bed. Nicole is not there)

Mary: Hey look. Nicole's diary.

(Opens it)

Mary: "August 12th, 1986 is the day it happens. Goodbye Nick Sullivan, hello beautiful Nicole. I can hardly wait to start picking up dresses, doing my hair. Perhaps a pixy cut. I wish they would hurry up, put me under, and cut off this annoying penis already."

David: Wow.

Mary: Oh hi, thanks for tuning in.

Phil: Yeah, hey see you next week.

Debra: Goodnight everyone.

Orlando: See you next week.

Artie: See ya, bu bye.

Mary: This is the day after. "I'm lying here in bed, flipping through the Italian Vogue." Italian is misspelled.

David: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mary: "It's like I've been born again. Look out world. Here's a little girl in the candy store with a $50.00 bill".

David: Flip ahead a few days.

Mary: "Wednesday. I'm starting at a new high school today. Maybe I'll transfer back to my old school senior year, and see if anyone recognises me. This is so exciting. My head is swimming from going to Nordstrom this year. Who should I be? The studious school girl with a streak of wicked misgiff, or a sassy uptown diva who can still cry on a rainy day?"

Debra & Orlando: Sassy.

Mary: It's like too many of those crappy novels.

Artie: It's call studious writing.

Phil: Hey, let's go see Bryan's room.

Mary: Ok.

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Old 09/26/2004, 9:20 PM
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Nicole: Oh, but my stuffed animals, and my and my record albums, and, oh my god, the poster from my senior play, the one every saw


The one everyone SIGNED

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Old 09/26/2004, 9:22 PM
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**Updated**

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Old 09/26/2004, 9:28 PM
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NP!

BTW what is this


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You mean when their singing?

Thats what they say right? to continue, the whole line is "I wanna get physical..." Isn't it?

EDIT: You were pry talking about the ??'s...yeah, I changed that back to what its supposed to be like....

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Old 09/26/2004, 11:53 PM
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I was talking about the question mark thingies

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Ok...I changed them back to the ... like they are supposed to be. I guess when I copied it from Microsoft word, it didn't like the conversion or something.

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