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Old 04/06/2003, 6:33 PM
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Default Music Video: Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston "Not Insane" (#820)

Bobby: played by Aries Spears
Whitney: Played by Debra Wilson
Mariah: Played by Debra Wilson

(In a run-down apartment, Whitney and Bobby are having an argument)

Bobby: Woman, you a disgrace! Diggin' in ya old man's stash!

Whitney: Oh, Bob-bay. Bobby, it not like that BOB-BAY! I wouldn't do that to you, I would steal from you! That not who I am, thats... thats not what I BELIEVE IN!!!

Bobby: Bitch, you crazy! You don't know what you believe in!

Whitney: I'm leavin'!

(Whitney goes over to the door)

Bobby: Whitney... Whitney, don't you go out that door! Woman, don't you go out that door!

(Bobby grabs her arm and a crack pipe and stash of coke falls out of her pocket)

Bobby: Dammit, I knew it!

Whitney: I hate you, I haaaaate you!

Bobby: Girl, thats good crack gone all over the place! What's wrong with you!?

(Whitney runs out into the rain)

(Music starts)

Mariah: If you smokin' rock cocaine
And some skunky weed
And that batch of basement crank
Caused your eyes to bleed


And your husband is a pain
And your latest album- is sitting in
The "half-off" bin
Dont you stress
Tell the press (ooooh yeah)


I swear to God I'm not insane
Though the voices in my brain
Tell me I'm the queen of Spain
And I fly a horse drawn-sleigh
To a spaceship where I pray
To a monkey made of clay
And his name is José
Nonetheless, I'm not insane

If you're aroused easily
By a man who's on ecstasy
Or you lose it on TV
Like when I stripped on TRL
Take a good look at me
I kept it together
Although my weight, does fluctuate
Here on out
Go ahead and shout

Whitney & Mariah: I swear to God, I'm not insane!

Mariah: I'm engaged to a great dane!

Whitney: Fill my bootay, with champagne, yeah!

Mariah: All my shoes are made of hay!

Whitney: I work for the CIA!

Mariah: I invented Arbor day!

Whitney: I wear a hat, made of bengay

Mariah: Nonetheless, I'm not (Goes cross eyed in order to hit high note) Insaaaaane!



Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston
"Not Insane"
Director: Robert Blake


**Props to: Jim_Cockhurtz

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Old 04/07/2003, 9:38 AM
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haha.. that screaming at the end is hilarious, it's SO TRUE! My god.. every single song.. well, except the last three or so, because her voice is pretty shot now

She sounds like frickin' Flipper..
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Old 04/08/2003, 7:03 PM
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Oh could someone kindly share this sketch on the web sometimes. It sounds extremely funny
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Old 04/08/2003, 8:02 PM
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haha.. that screaming at the end is hilarious, it's SO TRUE! My god.. every single song.. well, except the last three or so, because her voice is pretty shot now

She sounds like frickin' Flipper..
LOL... "Girl, that's good crack gone all over the place, whats wrong with you?!" Not the best of music videos, but funny all the same.

Oh, and great work, GeckoDirect. But one small typo... It's spelled "cocaine," not "cocain." And you also spelled "champagne" wrong.

...And it's spelled "fluctuate," not "flatuate."
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Old 04/18/2003, 6:58 AM
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Old 04/18/2003, 10:21 AM
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Whitney's new album is "Just Whitney"

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Old 04/18/2003, 1:05 PM
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Whitney's new album is "Just Whitney"

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Old 04/26/2003, 6:47 AM
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Whitney's new album is "Just Whitney"
Still doesn't beat Charmbracelet
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Old 05/01/2003, 5:57 PM
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and it's monkey not money durr you stupid stupid

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Old 05/01/2003, 6:06 PM
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and it's monkey not money durr you stupid stupid
Hey Hey calm down! Why don't write a transcript they are hard to write!!!!!!

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Old 05/24/2003, 6:28 AM
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gee you've only posted one time poodlesrugly2

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Old 10/11/2003, 5:25 PM
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poodlesrugly2 is soo stupid.

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Old 10/11/2003, 7:33 PM
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loll

but still Geicko, there are ALOT of other mistakes that you made... I forgot what they all were...Oh yeah

i think its "take a good look at me" and "if youre smokin rock cocaine and some skunky weed, and your stash of basement crack caused your eyes to bleed"

Thats all I remember..

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Old 02/22/2004, 1:05 PM
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lol i saw the video it was HE-LARIOUS !! god i love the part when she goes cross eyed again at the end and she has that loud annoying ear bursting sound

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Old 07/08/2004, 9:43 PM
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Wow, this needs a whole lot of corrections. It's almost completely inaccurate.

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Old 07/11/2004, 7:50 PM
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(In a run-down apartment, Whitney and Bobby are having an argument)

Bobby: Woman, you a disgrace! Diggin' in ya old man's stash!

Whitney: Oh, Bob-bay. Bobby, it not like that BOB-BAY! I wouldn't do that to you, I would steal from you! That not who I am, thats... thats not what I BELIEVE IN!!!

Bobby: Bitch, you crazy! You don't know what you believe in!

Whitney: I'm leavin'!

(Whitney goes over to the door)

Bobby: Whitney... Whitney, don't you go out that door! Woman, don't you go out that door!

(Bobby grabs her arm and a crack pipe and stash of coke falls out of her pocket)

Bobby: Dammit, I knew it!

Whitney: I hate you, I haaaaate you!

Bobby: Girl, thats good crack gone all over the place! What's wrong with you!?

(Whitney runs out into the rain)

(Music starts)

Mariah:If you smokin' rock cocaine
And some skunky weed
And that batch of basement crank
Caused your eyes to bleed


And your husband is a pain
And your latest album- is sitting in
The "half-off" bin
Dont you stress
Tell the press (ooooh yeah)


I swear to God I'm not insane
Though the voices in my brain
Tell me I'm the queen of Spain
And I fly a horse drawn-sleigh
To a spaceship where I pray
To a monkey made of clay
And his name is José
Nonetheless, I'm not insane

If you're aroused easily
By a man who's on ecstasy
Or you lose it on TV
Like when I stripped on TRL
Take a good look at me
I kept it together
Although my weight, does fluctuate
Here on out
Go ahead and shout

Whitney & Mariah: I swear to God, I'm not insane!

Mariah: I'm engaged to a great dane!

Whitney: Fill my bootay, with champagne, yeah!

Mariah: All my shoes are made of hay!

Whitney: I work for the CIA!

Mariah: I invented Arbor day!

Whitney: I wear a hat, made of bengay

Mariah: Nonetheless, I'm not (Goes cross eyed in order to hit high note) Insaaaaane!

Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston
"Not Insane"
Director: Robert Blake


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I fixed the spelling and consistency, but there was a line (If you're aroused easily By a man who's on ecstasy) that I didn't know, so hopefully someone else will.

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Correction:

"By a man who's on ecstasy"

It's By your man's nasty sweat

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Old 05/02/2006, 8:08 PM
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yeah lmao i remember when he/she posted this a long time ago everyone told her to correct it and she/he never did.

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