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Old 05/27/2009, 11:00 PM
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Plus, if Terminator bites the dust and Dollhouse doesn't, I have a feeling I know who'll once again be snapping up his favorite actress the very *second* she's released from her contract, thereby fully renewing the hellfires of Whedon hatred that burn within me.
Called it:

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on 'Dollhouse,' '24,' 'Burn Notice,' 'True Blood,' 'Lost,' 'Eureka,' 'Bones,' and more!

Fuck you, Joss Whedon, fuck you, FOX, and, in the immortal words of George Carlin, fuck everyone now that I think of it.

And so, the search for a new cutie-pie begins.

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Old 06/02/2009, 2:23 AM
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hah hah,enjoy dollhouse,sucker
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Old 06/02/2009, 2:32 AM
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Old 06/02/2009, 2:38 AM
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its not a bad show,JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE
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Old 06/02/2009, 4:25 AM
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I did, actually, having known from day one that this disaster would eventually come to pass. It's your standard Joss Whedon campy B-movie fare, except, minus the camp this time around, thereby leaving absolutely nothing of worth. I made it through three episodes before writing off both Joss and Eliza (whose acting, I might add, makes Jennifer Garner look like Meryl Streep) for good. Awful, awful, awful. Even for Summer, I won't watch even one more second of that filth. Even if she paid me, I wouldn't watch one more second of that filth. Even if she paid me in hugs and kisses, I wouldn't watch one more second of that filth. Even if she agreed to bathe with me in a tub of whipped cream and chocolate sauce 'round the clock, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of eternity while I brush her hair, whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and stimulate her lady parts until she's reduced to quivering mess after quivering mess in my arms, I, uh...

Wait, what were we talking about, again?

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Old 06/02/2009, 9:43 AM
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I swear bw, you turn talking about sex into an artform. I saw the first Dollhouse. When I heard the premise I thought it was stupid. Turns out it was.

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Old 06/02/2009, 1:44 PM
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I swear bw, you turn talking about sex into an artform.
When you have such a lovelying muse, it's easier than you'd think.

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I saw the first Dollhouse. When I heard the premise I thought it was stupid. Turns out it was.
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Old 06/07/2009, 12:13 AM
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it does get better...slowly.and i have to agree about the dush,pretty to look at,not much in the acting chops though.
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Old 06/07/2009, 1:35 AM
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it does get better...slowly.
To be fair, the same could be said about shotgun blasts to the face. Just saying.

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Old 06/07/2009, 1:42 AM
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Have you seen the woman who was shot in the face with a shotgun? If you haven't, here she is.



You think that gets better slowly?

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Old 06/07/2009, 1:45 AM
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I'm not sure what your point of contention is here. It certainly doesn't heal overnight.

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Old 06/07/2009, 2:03 AM
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I'm just sayin, a shotgun to the face never really gets better. I'm not defending Dollhouse (this is what were still on right? Because it's either this, or something about some Summer girl with a boring sounding last name), because much like a shotgun to the face, as I have said, it never gets better.

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Old 06/07/2009, 2:28 AM
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I'm just sayin, a shotgun to the face never really gets better.
If by "better" we're talking "completely healed", you're absolutely right, but that wasn't the premise of the joke. Don't make me Jay Leno you.

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(this is what were still on right? Because it's either this, or something about some Summer girl with a boring sounding last name)
Them's fightin' words. I didn't realize last names could trigger disinterest.

Oh, wait. Whedon.

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Old 06/07/2009, 2:50 AM
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I just say boring name because isn't her last name Glau, or something similar to that? Sound like a little bit of a boring last name, like "Glau, this is so boring!"

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Old 06/07/2009, 3:02 AM
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I, for one, absolutely *love* Glau. And Summer, so long as we temporarily disregard the cold, hard fact that 99.9% of women named after seasons of the year are strippers or prostitutes.

Summer Glau. It may be silly, but damned if it's not snappy!

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Well now I feel almost compelled to use Glau when ever I think something is boring, or I need to say an annoyed grunt. I can say things like "School is so glau right now" or "Glau, I can't believe how bad that I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! show is!" It could be the new hot phrase!

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Old 06/07/2009, 3:17 AM
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Well now I feel almost compelled to use Glau when ever I think something is boring, or I need to say an annoyed grunt.
If you do, get ready to hear all about the steaming, heaping, nutty brown piles of tvman I leave in the toilet each morning.

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Glau this is gonna be a tough call!

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Blackwind, upon seeing this I immediately thought of you. I don't know where there's a full video of this but apparently someone presented a book for Summer Glau to sign and it hat a big picture of his dick inside. Hilarious facial expression ensues:

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