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Old 03/07/2008, 4:54 PM
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probably masturbating to that photo?
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Actually, I think I'll take the bait on this one. Kristin is certainly one of the more attractive Asian girls out there, and I *do* love my half-breeds. Hit it!
Wise choice on this one...+50 for blackwind.

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Old 03/07/2008, 5:32 PM
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See now I know for a fact that you are using the specific term 'chubby' to be controvercial. You really mean soft facial features, which I'm down with too. Most people would say a woman has chubby cheeks though if she had them, they wouldn't say 'that woman is chubby' and expect everyone to know that you were talking about their face.

So you're not crazy, just misunderstood (of course, that's what they all say...)

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Old 03/07/2008, 6:57 PM
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You really mean soft facial features, which I'm down with too.
Primarily, but I also feel it's important that a woman's body be as chubby as possible without crossing into overweight territory (a fine line Reiko walks like a pro), which therefore makes the word choice apt. Again, though, it's all relative. For my purposes, the term "chubby" fits like a glove, and for that reason, I don't mind explaining it once or twice to each group of people I unleash it on.

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Old 03/07/2008, 7:40 PM
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Hmm. Ok that's interesting. I think I'm into the same thing, except I tend to use a different vernacular. I think I'd be more apt to use the word 'thick'. I think the reason why most women would be against your terminology is because the current style seems to emphasize female figures with no hips, ass, hard abs (read: 13 year old boy body). I've read something about how females are supposed something like 10-12% more body fat than men.

In short: I agree I'd throw Kelly Clarkson in the 'chubby' club, which is very closely related to the "I'd hit the fuck out of it" club

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Old 03/09/2008, 3:27 PM
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"Thick" is far too ghetto for my tastes (and, frankly, a little too euphemized as well; I prefer to call a spade a spade, regardless of the consequences ), but at least we appear to be on the same wavelength. Whatever we choose to term it, Kelly definitely falls within those confines, and in fact, so does each and every other woman I've ever deemed truly beautiful. That's no coincidence. Mind you, the list is comprised of no more than ten items, but the point stands -- not unlike my manhood for the occupants of said list.

On another note, you'd better scoop this one up before I come up with a counter-proposal, Cag. That's an awfully manly looking woman.

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Old 03/09/2008, 3:35 PM
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See I don't have much of a problem borrowing the term thick from the brothas because I can relate to them on their idea of beauty. A lot of the time it seems white guys are into really thin women and that's the standard of beauty they grow up in. I heard though that in the black community in America, it's usually the thin women who get ostracized and the ones with hips, thighs, etc are considered beautiful. Damn white people are giving me a bad name...

Ok, so I admit, my sources on this theory include one of those "social experiment" episodes of the Tyra Banks show, but my point is still valid

10 is a pretty damn short list though. I could rack up 10 people I'd put on that list just going to my college and returning home one day. I think that once a woman's body reaches some kind of "critical hotness mass" as far as waist hip ratio, fat distribution, etc., the finer qualities like their facial features, personality and past criminal record all become irrelevant

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Old 03/09/2008, 6:03 PM
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Ok, so I admit, my sources on this theory include one of those "social experiment" episodes of the Tyra Banks show, but my point is still valid
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10 is a pretty damn short list though. I could rack up 10 people I'd put on that list just going to my college and returning home one day.
I think what we have here is yet another clash of terminology. To me, "beautiful" is, by far, the most powerful compliment you can pay a woman, and it's a word I therefore don't dispense lightly. When you talk about racking up a similarly sized list just going about your day-to-day business, these are surely very attractive girls you're coming across (and probably ones worth slotting under the "I'd hit the fuck out of it" club, no less), but that's where I would draw the line. Many, many girls are *attractive* -- in fact, just about everyone is in their own way -- but maddeningly few possess the sheer radiance and, perhaps more importantly, the timelessness of a true beauty. The way I rave about Reiko today, for example, is the same way I'll be raving about her ten years from now; she may, someday, be surpassed (although, the more I see, the more I doubt that), but I'll always consider her to be just as breathtaking as I did on day one. Anyone I'm unable to say that about, I believe, simply isn't worthy of the term -- hence, the extreme brevity of my list. [On a side-note, I stated "no more than ten" in my original post; the actual number is more like seven or eight.]

There was a time when I too had no standards -- when I too had a new flavor for every month -- but when you're able to flip-flop from girl to girl so readily, your flavor of the month couldn't have been all that flavorful to begin with, right? Precious little truly impresses me these days, but the once or twice a year someone like Reiko or Crista catches my eye, I can't help but feel like everything balanced out quite nicely.

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Old 03/09/2008, 6:22 PM
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I won't argue that I don't have standards. I guess I can appreciate that you have created such a strict criteria for the word beauty, maybe I don't have something so specific. Then again, in the past I have had a tendency to develop an infatuation very quickly, so maybe it's just my nature. I don't really know if I see a point in creating such a narrowly defined word to put beautiful women into. It's not like I can do anything with that list, other than have interesting conversations about it on this forum

And let it be known to all women interested that NemesisDesign can most certainly be had, easily and cheaply

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can i just say from a womans point of view,chubby will never be seen in a positive light...its just a girl thing,ok.accept it
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We shant accept it. You people need to learn how to take an awkward, bad sounding compliment when you hear one!

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Old 03/09/2008, 10:27 PM
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Are we still playing the game or are we talking about "ghetto" and "chubby"?



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I don't really know if I see a point in creating such a narrowly defined word to put beautiful women into.
No, there's certainly no particular point to it -- this is just one of the select few topics I've found I can delve into deeply enough that my mind is temporarily shielded from the topics I *don't* want it focused on (read: just about everything else this world has to offer). That said, anything further I could add here -- and I *did* have a few things typed up -- would only be tangential to the discussion, so I'll leave it at that for now. Good debate.

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We shant accept it. You people need to learn how to take an awkward, bad sounding compliment when you hear one!
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Are we still playing the game or are we talking about "ghetto" and "chubby"?
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Based on the second picture (which I'm about to edit out on the grounds of it being borderline pornography), hit it. Because only the first picture will remain, though, I'm afraid I have to quit this one. Blech.

Since we're apparently skipping Angela (which is probably for the best ), here's a new one:



Cardin McKinney: One of the latest (and definitely one of the greatest) Idol rejects. Hit it or quit it?

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Old 03/09/2008, 10:53 PM
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Old 03/10/2008, 12:08 AM
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oh damn,i missed a semi pornographic picture.DAMN YOU BW
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Old 03/10/2008, 12:37 AM
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I think bw jumped the gun a bit, she was in her underwear. I think I posted Lucy Pinder topless with her boobies pressed up against a wall. SHENNANIGANS!!

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Ah, but Lucy's nipples weren't poking through the opposite side of the wall; Elizabeth's, on the other hand, were clearly visible through her shirt. The edit stands.

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Old 03/11/2008, 3:18 PM
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Back to the game...

she sure looks cute in those photos...meanwhile i can't actually remember her from the show,so that says something doesn't it?
i guess hit it for the photos,quit it for her on idol

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Old 03/28/2008, 10:37 PM
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Since no one else seems to be interested, I guess I'll take the bait yet again.

Love the name, she gets bonus points for going to school with a friend of mine, but the girl just doesn't do anything for me. I'm sure I'll be alone in this sentiment, but I'm afraid I have to quit it.



Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who, I'm sure, must've appeared in something at some point. This one couldn't be a more obvious hit, and I've been holding off on it for quite some time as a result; nonetheless, the game must go on, and nothing else is coming to mind at the moment. Hit it or quit it?

EDIT: Figured it out -- I came across Mary while tracking down a Mia Kirshner picture for this very thread. Both actresses starred in a show called "Wolf Lake". Whatever that is.

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Old 03/29/2008, 11:36 AM
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You sick pedophile bastard...

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That was my initial thought as well, but a.) the promo was heavily Photoshopped and in no way reflects reality, and b.) "Date of Birth: 28 November 1984". I therefore accept your apology. Youthful look or not, based solely on the given picture, I don't think anyone here can reasonably argue with a completely flawless 23 year old.

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