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Old 09/14/2008, 1:14 PM
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Default Music Video: Viva La Cheata (#1401)

Cast:

John Edwards:
Jerry O'Connell (Special Guest Star!)
The Voice of Maury Povich: Keegan-Michael Key (?)
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(As a red rosebud flourishes in the background, the words "Jerry O'Connell is John Edwards in Viva La Cheata appear on the screen. John Edwards fashes a smile to the camera, and wears an un-tucked in suit with a red A written in the corner of it. He begins dancing as close-ups and shots of him appear throughout the sketch. Several instruments, including a drum, a violin, and a large bell are seen playing through the video.)

John Edwards:

Gosh, I sure ruined my world
When I cheated with that filmmaker girl

(A shot of a girl with a camera is shown.)

But she took a shine to me
'Cause I look like Jack from Three's Company!

(A shot of this character is shown.)

I shouldn't have taken that chance
To throw a democratic party in my pants
I wish that I could wash this affair
Like like conditioner from my silky hair!

(Edwards smooths out his hair.)

My career is now in the crapper
I've lost support of most of my backers

(A man with a sign that says "John Edwards for President" appears, but the words "for President" have been croossed out and the words "Can burn in hell", are written in their place.)

Because they all think what I did's immoral
But what if I said it was only oral?

I know you all think that I made a laddie
But I swear that I ain't the daddy
That is my story
I will even take a test on Maury!

(A scene with Edwards in front of a "Maury" logo background are shown, as Maury can be heard from off saying "John Edwards...you ARE the baby's daddy!")

So, now I'm out of the mix
I have to leave politics
But wait a minute, I can't quit
Sex scandals are a prerequisite!

Marilyn Monroe did JFK

(Shots of Marylin Monroe and JFK are shown.)

Clinton had the fat kid with the beret
That cigar was a foul tactic

(Shots of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky are shown.)

Thomas Jefferson had a black chick!

(A shot of Thomas Jefferson is shown as a picture of a black woman flies onto the screen.)

Don't get me started on Richard Nixon
There's no telling where that tricky dick's been

(Shots of Richard Nixon and the original "Wonderwoman" are shown.)

Honest Abe was into man lovin'

(A shot of Abraham Lincon and a man with a leather mask are shown.)

And Franklin Roosevelt married his cousin!

(A shot of FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt are shown.)

It's gonna be okay
I might still be President someday
Someday!
President someday!

(The following words appear in the corner of the screen):

Viva La Cheata
Artist: John Edwards
Director: Rielle Hunter


THE END!
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P.S. As always, comments are welcome...and be sure to watch the sketch (the link is below, thanks to NP Fan)! LOL!

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Old 09/14/2008, 2:03 PM
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NO! Watch the sketch HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7PBSriCVhg

(I uploaded this one!)

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Old 09/14/2008, 7:13 PM
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Yeah, what NP Fan said! LOL!

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Old 09/14/2008, 7:19 PM
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Yeah, what NP Fan said! LOL!

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Ahh, thank you! I feel so loved.

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Old 09/15/2008, 1:26 PM
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Ahh, thank you! I feel so loved.
LOL! No, problem!

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Old 09/16/2008, 8:36 PM
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How long did it take you to convert that? O.o

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Old 09/17/2008, 1:32 PM
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How long did it take you to convert that? O.o

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Thanks, Blue Light! I have kind of an old school VCR instead of TiVo (Yeah, I know I'm a nerd! LOL!), so I taped the episode and just watched it the next day...and trascribed it! Sometimes, I have mute the TV and read the captions (shh! ) if I can't understand what someone is saying. But, yeah, I like to pay attention to detail when I do these, so it takes me about 45 minutes for a longer one, and this one took me about 15 minutes. Thanks, again!

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