[MADtv] Michael McDonald (Seinfeld: "The Wig Master")

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Show: Seinfeld (1989-1998)
MADtv Castmember: Michael McDonald (1998-) as Jessie
Episode Title: The Wig Master
Original Airdate: April 4th, 1996


Jerry has just been abandoned by all of his friends, to be left alone with Susan's homosexual houseguest, Ethan. Ethan is "the Wig Master", or the person who is in charge of wigs, for the play Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. Michael McDonald only appeared in one scene of this episode, as Ethan's friend, Jessie.

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Jerry Seinfeld ... Jerry Seinfeld
Patrick Bristow ... Ethan
Michael McDonald ... Jessie

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Ethan: How can she go with a guy like that , he's a mess... I just don't see them together at all.

A man approaches.

Jessie: Ethan?

Ethan: Yes..

Jessie: Hi it's me Jessie....George Hamilton's personal assistant.

Ethan:. Right, Right.

Both greet each other

Ethan: How you doin'?

Jessie: nice to see you..

Ethan: This is Jerry.

Jerry: Hello...

Jessie: Yeah, hummm (turns back to Ethan) Ethan, what brings you in to town.

Ethan: I'm touring with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Jessie: You're kidding... Listen maybe you and I should...ehmmm get together . Have you been on the slide at Club USA? It's ...intense."

Jerry: (Interrupts) Excuse me...Excuse me... Are you asking him out?

Jessie: Yeah...I guess you could say that..

Jerry: Right in front of me!. How do you know we're not together. Two guys ,sittin' laughin', drinking Champagne Coolies.

Jessie: I dunno I just didn't think you were.

Jerry: Well we're sitting here together. Why wouldn't you think that.

Jessie: I dont know. I just didn't.

Jerry: Well it's very emasculating..

Jessie looks befuddled and leaves.