Yourscenesucks.com

[newt007]

Has anyone ever visited this site?

www.yourscenesucks.com

This guy created a website a couple years ago called 'How to dress emo'. and since then, he's had to create this website because the emo trend has EVOLVED. And now emo is now broken down into a bunch of 'scene' subcultures.

I find them extremely hilarious. Everytime I go to a show I see people from each category. And it's funny to see how perfect he has captured some personas. I think I fit into the 'popcore dork' category quite well. Almost everything on that page relates to me.
Can you see yourself fitting into any of those categories?
Check it OUT!!!!

[Cagnazzo]

Morgie is a halloweencore goth.
Nemesis is a black metal knight.
MADfan is a rude boy.
And I'd say that I'm probably prehistoric emo, if anything. I'm against a lot of the scenes ruling today, and have the look down somewhat, although I find that Pitchfork is total rubbish.

But my FAVORITE by far:

when kids get bored of just being “emo,” they tend to migrate toward something more chaotic. this is where the brootal character comes in. almost like parasites, they move from one scene to another, draining all originality from that genre before moving onto the next.

not sophisticated enough to understand technical metal, and too much of a pansy to hang with the death metal crowd, he hangs with the rest of the brootal kids. as a collective, they have no idea where they are headed. they listen to brootal music not because they have an appreciation or understanding of it, but because it is practically unlistenable.

he works on grindcore logos in his notebook all day long, as he aspires to one day design band merch. to show the world his poetic side, he renames himself using alliteration- davey deathkill or stevey suicide, for example.

much like the mindless music they listen to, one brootal kid is hard to differentiate from another due to the swarm of white belts and out of control hair.

playlist:
job for a cowboy
waking the cadaver
killwhitneydead
see you next tuesday
wecamewithbrokenteeth

bookmarks:
metalblade
grindcore
earache

[elscorcho]

I'm not any of them

[PitaPockets]

Originally Posted by Cagnazzo

Morgie is a halloweencore goth.

MOMG! I am totally wearing makeup inspired by The Crow right now. It's like they read my diary...

I love the fact that they have 'Williamsburg Hipster.' I almost LOL'd in my pants.

[Dot's Boyfriend]

Oh I know this girl thats a myspace whore, fits her perfectly LOL

[Rurry]

Originally Posted by elscorcho

I'm not any of them

Neither am I

[tarzapam]

i'm not any of them either