Happy Birthday, Nicole Sullivan! [04/21]

[mizzimad]

Since none of you ingrates said anything....Aw, great, two of you already jumped in before me. Well, there goes that overused joke. *Sigh!* Aaaaaaaanyway, Nicole, here's a flood of smilies to help convey the even more intense flood of emotion that I always feel on this day:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:mobile::magic::phone:
:cake::cat::dog::camera:
:lefthug::righthug::moon::light:
:kiss::martini::pint::rose::sun:

I felt the need to add several exclamation points to my birthday wish to make up for the deletion of these beautiful punctuation marks from my original thread title. Gee, do we always have to follow the rules in the name of "cleanliness" and "order"?

[JustG]

Happy Birthday Nicole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love You Yes!!!!! Tch, Ya Know What???uh-huh, Enjoy The Special Day

[tvmanismadformad]

Well it's that time of year again where we honour one of... Hell the most beautiful woman in the world, and one of MADtv's finest exports. Happy birthday Nicole. This is so funny because I just finished watching all of the episodes of Rita Rocks from the computer yesterday, and I just summariezed episode #102 which has her bedroom shipped from New York, and we all found out that she was originally Nick Sullivan. We know it's not true but then again she is the hottest woman ever. Then again, when she was made God just said "That is it, I will never create as perfect of a woman as this!"

In order to honour Nicole, and this very special day of days, I have made her a very special collage for her.

[seanmathis26]

Happy birthday Nicole S.

Good luck on rita rocks season 2

[mizzimad]

Dearest Nicole, from Whom All Good Things Radiate,

First, I want to wish you a very happy 39th birthday. Don't be afraid of forty; it's really not that bad. Everyone at this site will tell you that I reached that milestone in the '30s; however, everyone at this site lies like a baby-kissing politician. I want to share with you a secret that I have kept from this forum for the past four and a half years: in real life, I am a hot, virile, coochie-moistening, stiff-on-cue, 21-year-old megastud. Now, I realize that the following offer may seem too good to be true; nevertheless, I lay my cards on the table before you, which conveniently doubles as a hotbed of forbidden lust. Yes, my dear, for a limited time only, all of this rippling masculinity can be yours for the low, low price of just four easy, tax-free payments of $500,000 each. I call this the ultimate win-win situation: I get enough money to live off for the rest of my life, and you receive the ultimate hunk o' burning beefcake to do with as you please. Get it while it's hot!

Oh, all right, all right, since it's your birthday, I'll be happy to offer my services absolutely free. However, now comes the burning question: how do we deal with the husband problem? Fortunately for you, I have already arranged the ultimate getaway for Jason: an all-expenses-paid, one-way voyage to the Andromeda galaxy, one which may or may not be overseen by NASA. Yes, Mr. Packham, you can be among the first to explore our solar system's nearest neighbor. Who knows what wondrous adventures await you there? A planet with enough gravitational pull to crush our own Jupiter into fine dust? A meteor shower that could instantly melt all human flesh within a million-light-year radius? A black hole from which even God Himself couldn't escape? You are one lucky man, sir; I am truly envious.

So Nicole, sweetheart, here's where we stand: another boring, lavishly expensive present from Hubby or this once-in-a-lifetime offer from a rather sad man who is lying through his remaining teeth and is in reality well beyond the help of Viagra yet will do everything in his power to convince you otherwise. I think the choice is obvious: enjoy your birthday with Hubby and kids, and forget everything you have just read prior to this paragraph -- well, you know, except for the "very happy birthday" part. Love and stuff.





Your Favorite Entertainer of Impossible Fantasies,

mizzimad

[cartman2002]

Happy Birthday Nic, congrats on the success of your TV show "Rita Rocks" and also congrats on appearing on the #1 film in America called "17 Again" and congrats on the upcoming birth of your second child

[tvmanismadformad]

You know honestly guys, I can't believe Nicole is 39. She looks so hot and she's almost hit the big 40. She's almost 40 but she looks like she's in her early 30's. It's hard to believe that she was a plucky 25 year old when she started on this wonderful show 14 years ago. I miss her on MAD

[cartman2002]

I don't know if anyone remembers this but a Happy "belated" 40th birthday to Nicole Sullivan.

and I hope her show with William Shatner gets picked up on CBS

[tvmanismadformad]

I remembered, but college term tests got the best of me. Anyway, happy birthday Nicole, you wonderful Vancome Lady!

[cartman2002]

By the way, It's Nicole's Birthday today. Let's wish her a Happy Birtday today.