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Old 01/22/2005, 7:58 PM
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Default You Know You've Watched Too Much Madtv When...

1. you have 16+ tapes of the show.

2. you set the vcr recorder to tape eps. while you're at school.

3. you have Mary Scheer's season 3 picture for a desktop background.

4. you've downloaded fonts that relate to MADtv [madfont, airbus special, context, context reprise black, univers black, dom casual, crillee (from simplythebest fonts and flyerstarter.com).

5. you've created your own version of the season 3 credits on powerpoint.

6. you LITERALLY go to sleep AND wake up to MADtv.

7. you go "tchaaa, you know what? unh-unh!" when a friend says something ridiculous.

8. you have almost all of the MADtv themes and commercial plugs recorded and saved on your PC. (e-mail me and i'll gladly send them to you. write to jjlucash@yahoo.com)

9. you find yourself singing "you are now watching...mad teevee
-----------------------------you are now watching mad tv
-----------------------------------(record scratch)".

10. you beat-box the MADtv theme with a classmate/fellow MADman

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Old 01/22/2005, 11:10 PM
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I have over ten tapes of the show but nothing else.

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Old 01/22/2005, 11:17 PM
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No, you've watched too much MADtv when your mom's name is Doreen, your aunt has a deep cough and your Uncle Carl is obese, and your girlfriend gets regular manicures at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Saloon.

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Old 01/22/2005, 11:43 PM
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You know you watch too much MADtv when you have a desktop pic of all the castmembers.The only ones missing are the Season 10 new ones and a couple of the featured castmembers on my picture.I say Tcha! You know what alot.its a qoute under alot of my member names at other sites.

You talk about it all the time.You watch it every time its on unless your asleep and its too early or at work.You catch yourself sometimes saying I believe it is possible sometimes.

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Old 01/23/2005, 2:16 AM
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I'm glad that someone started up a thread about this. It crossed my mind a while back to do so; however, I guess I got sidetracked (sort of an hourly occurrence for moi ). Anyhoo, here's what I've come up w/ so far:


You know you've watched too much "MADtv" when...

...you refuse to read the magazine because it's nothing like the show.

...you e-mail Comedy Central several x's a day to complain b/c the network airs the show only ten million times a day.

...you pledge to name your firstborn daughter Nicole Julianne.

...you pledge to name your firstborn son Honeydipper Dan.

...you find gratuitous vomiting endlessly hilarious.

...at the beginning of each new season, you pray for Pauly Shore's "glorious return."

...you find yourself getting sh!t-faced after one Zima.

...your friends and family start complimenting you on your dead-on Stuart impression--and you consider this to be a good thing.

...you begin a frantic search for the phone # of Lowered Expectations b/c you actually find several of the dating options appealing.

...you begin stomping your feet like a two-year-old b/c Mo Collins never responded to your fan letter, yet you mailed off the letter only yesterday.

...you think that "SNL" would be perfect if only it featured more "Abercrombie and Fitch" sketches.

...you call the Better Business Bureau to register a complaint about Spishak.

...you can picture yourself having a thought-provoking conversation with Antonia.

...you are fully convinced that all Asians know one another.

...you consider Heavy D a musical genius.

...you drink heavily so that Artie Lange's father won't think that you're gay.

...you plan to boycott a particular music store b/c it doesn't carry "The Marshall McBride Album."


And my personal fave:

You know you've watched too much "MADtv" when...

...you swear off personal hygiene b/c you spend every waking moment typing up unnecessarily long PlanetMADtv posts b/c your life is so sad and pathetic that even cockroaches refuse to crawl onto your legs, which are now so stiff from having sat in one place for a long time that even Marc Anthony's penis during "nasty time" w/ J-Lo would look limp by comparison. (And, no, I'm not speaking from personal experience on this one...well, except for the part about unnecessarily long posts, of course.)


That's all I got for now...fortunately. Peace, this Caucasian boy's outta hyah!

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Old 01/23/2005, 1:47 PM
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You know you've watched too much "MADtv" when...



...you pledge to name your firstborn son Honeydipper Dan.
That's me...LOL

Wow, mizzimad, that must have taken forever to do.

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Hmmmmmm I guess I'm not that bad then, seeings how I only have about 20 tapes and the shirt....

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Old 01/23/2005, 4:44 PM
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You know you've watched too much MADtv when:

- You decide to name all your pets names like Trina, Doreen, Stuart, Lida, Melina, and Dot.

- You jump around saying "look what I can do!"

- You're favorite song is the MADtv theme song.

- You have a signed pic of every castmember.

- You refuse to babysit when the show is on.

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Old 01/23/2005, 4:59 PM
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You know you've watched too much "MADtv" when...

- You have to make a list of episodes that you don't have on tape.

- You're never stumped by a "what sketch is this?" question.

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Old 01/23/2005, 5:04 PM
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You sorta know that you've watched madtv too much when...

-You have about 80GB worth of MADtv Episodes

-You have about 900MB of Pics of MADtv castmembers

-You have 3GB of clips of Cast members on other tv shows.

-You are on www.PlanetMADtv.com most of the time.

-You quote MADtv whenever you feel the need to say something funny.


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Old 01/23/2005, 5:12 PM
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After reading all of your lists...I feel better

I have 5 tapes, one shirt, about 1 GB of MADtv on my hard drive, and I quote it a lot...that's all

EDIT: Oh, yeah...and I come to this site and post WAY too much
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Old 01/23/2005, 5:15 PM
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I have 24 tapes of MADtv episodes and a couple Michael McDonald pictures saved on my hard drive I also have 2 pics of him taped to my bedroom wall.

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LOL, I just thought of one....

You Know You've Watched Too Much MADtv when....

You prefer to listen to MADtv's music video parodies rather than the actual song

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Old 01/23/2005, 5:32 PM
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LOL, I just thought of one....

You Know You've Watched Too Much MADtv when....

You prefer to listen to MADtv's music video parodies rather than the actual song
Lol thats me. Sometimes when the real song comes on I'll be singing or rapping the parody from Mad.

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You know you watch to much Mad tv when you constantly do the Lorraine cough.


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You know you watch to much Mad tv when you constantly do the Lorraine cough.


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Well in that case...I watch WAYYYY too much MADtv
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Well in that case...I watch WAYYYY too much MADtv
I do Lorraine and Vancome Lady. And occasianally Ms. Swan and Stuart.

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