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Old 02/10/2002, 5:32 PM
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Default World's Sexiest Commercials

When I was watching the por... er, daily-prayer send-us-an-offering church channel at my buddy's place last night, a show came on called "World's Sexiest Commercials". I figured "well, this could be interesting", when all of a sudden, the announcer says "and now, the host of World's Sexiest Commercials, MADtv's Michael McDonald!" Ugh.

Okay, fine, you caught me -- it was the Men's Entertainment Network. Anyway, just a heads up to anyone who might have this channel. I'm not sure if it's a regular series or what, and I doubt anyone else has the channel, but I thought I'd mention it just in case.

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Old 02/10/2002, 11:09 PM
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Alas, I didn't have control of the remote, so I had no choice.

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a show came on called "World's Sexiest Commercials". I figured "well, this could be interesting", when all of a sudden, the announcer says "and now, the host of World's Sexiest Commercials, MADtv's Michael McDonald!" Ugh.
ROFL!! I can't believe YOU of all people ran into that show! Bummer, wish I had.

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Okay, fine, you caught me -- it was the Men's Entertainment Network. Anyway, just a heads up to anyone who might have this channel. I'm not sure if it's a regular series or what, and I doubt anyone else has the channel, but I thought I'd mention it just in case.
I appreciate that you mentioned it. I've never even heard of that network before though. But, like Mel, I feel like I've seen it before somewhere. Maybe the FX Channel or something.

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ROFL Mel!! I think you may have pushed him too far this time though....

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Apparently it was a special from '99, and there was a follow-up that was hosted by Carmen Electra. Oh, and both of these aired on FOX. Go figure, eh?

Here's an interesting tidbit of info: even FOX won't deny what I've been preaching for ages now. If you take a look at the official site for WSC, you'll see this at the bottom:

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CAST

This program has
no onscreen talent.
I couldn't have put it better myself.

By the way, sleep with one eye open, Mel. :p

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CAST

This program has
no onscreen talent.

I couldn't have put it better myself.
LOL!! Poor, poor Michael!

But no, that was a good one, taking away his dignity like that.
(sorry, couldn't resist a Moe line from Simpsons)

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Chris: Thanks!
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Lois: Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.
Lifeguard: I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van on the diving board.
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Especially the Simpsons quote . "Uncle Moe, here I am!" Great episode!
LOL! I couldn't remember which ep I was thinking of until you said that! Yeah, that was a great one! I liked when the kid gave Moe the drawing of him (Moe) "Ohhh, and you drew the stink lines and everything?" I almost said that quote to Matt, but I wasn't sure if he'd get it. At the time, I couldn't even remember which ep I was thinking of!

"I'd expect this kind of service from Denny's but not here!"

Moe: "Aww, your teef hurt? Well, that's too freakin' bad!"
Rod (or Todd): "Ow, my freakin' ears!"

That was a good one, I haven't seen it in years!

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Chris: Thanks!
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Lifeguard: I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van on the diving board.
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I also really love the one where he's singing, but I don't know it exactly. Moe singing, "Uncle Moe, here I am. Singing while you eat. Eat it." I can't remember it exactly, but I know I've always found it hilarious. Because at first he's all enthusiastic and then he's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eat it."
Yes, yes!! LOL I can't for the life of me remember the exact wording either, but it was so funny! Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag! Wasn't that the name of the place? LOL!
"Uncle Moe, here I am! This'll be a treat! Uncle Moe! While you eat! Please take the basket off my head, kid. The the grease is extremely hot." Something like that...I think I totally butchered it. And then after awhile, like you said, he changes the song like "here's your fries, eat 'em" as his voice trailed off (funniest part!)

Loved his commercial too...with the tray of food and wine being dipped into the fryer and the customers break off a piece of the wine bottle, which is all crusted over, and eat it with a thumbs up, LOL! Great ep!

Glacier would know the quotes! Where are you, Glacier?! Oh, woops, I guess it's our fault for not doing this in the Simpsons thread. I just noticed it now, we're not there! Damn you Matt, with your clever insults!

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Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso.
Chris: Thanks!
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Lois: Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.
Lifeguard: I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van on the diving board.
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Here I am! Sorry for being so late with this...

Yep, it was "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag". The episode was "Bart Sells His Soul" from season 7. I think you got the song pretty much right... "Here I am, Uncle Moe, here's your fries...eat 'em." And his commercial: "...so if you like good food, good fun, and a whole lotta crazy crap on the walls..." And when he shows Homer the new deep fryer and declares "I could deep-fry ya a hippo in ten seconds flat!" Homer: "Ten seconds? I want it now!"...And when Bart switches all the hymnals in church to "In the Garden of Eden", a.k.a. "Inna-Godda-Davida"...then he sells his soul to Milhouse for $5, and loses his ability to fog up glass with his breath..."Way to breathe, No-Breath!" Nelson retorts.

Milhouse's Grandma: "A caller at this hour? Dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again!"

Bart: You traded in my soul?
Milhouse: Yeah, I got these cool Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He's back...in pog form!

Classic episode!

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Here I am! Sorry for being so late with this...
<major snips of wonderful and most helpful info>
Satisfied?
Ohhh yeah!! Thank you so much, Glacier! Wow, the episode was even funnier than I remembered! I didn't remember the second storyline at all (Bart's soul) until you said it.

GREAT QUOTES! Thanks alot!

Also loved when Bart was trying to track down Milhouse and asked the fumigator man "Did you happen to notice if he had a piece of paper with him?" and he's like "Oh yeah, you don't forget a thing like that." LOL

Thanks again! Very helpful!

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Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso.
Chris: Thanks!
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Lois: Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.
Lifeguard: I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Lois: This is my son!
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LOL me too!

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Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso.
Chris: Thanks!
*************
Lois: Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.
Lifeguard: I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Lois: This is my son!
Lifeguard: Oh. My apologies. Hey Tom! He's not a van, he's just a fat kid!
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