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Old 11/12/2007, 2:50 PM
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Default Feist Gets iScrewed (#1306)

Feist Gets iScrewed

Nicole Parker - Feist
Jordan Peele - Voiceover


*Feist walks into a dance room on an Apple screen. As she begins singing, her back-up dancers come out and dance with her and the screen changes to her on iPods*

Feist: 1, 2, 3, 4, went down to the Apple store, got myself an iPod that I paid $400 for. And just after my purchase was done, those Apple bastards introduced a new one. Oh, ohh - they keep changing the iPod. Oh, ohh - I keep blowing my wad. 2, 4, 6, 8, iPods that are out of date, sold them on an eBay store, made $1.94, oh, ohh - they keep changing the iPod, oh, ohh - gonna kill someone, I swear to God.

*Feist then pretends to shoot all of her back-up dancers with her hands as they fall to the ground*

Feist: 3, 4, 5, 6, hundred bucks I laid down quick, bought myself an iPhone, they dropped the price and I got boned! Oh, ohh - they got my money and then, ohh, they screwed me again! They iScrewed me AGAIN! A, B, C, D, I went and bought a plain PC, i know PCs are pretty lame, but at least they'll always stay the same.

Voiceover: PCs. We don't keep changing our product, we always suck. And that's something you can count on.

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Old 11/17/2007, 5:02 PM
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I have a theory that Nicole and Jordan are secretly dating,they do EVERYTHING together almost on that show.

Love that sketch though,although I thought itd be about how sick of the original everyone is.

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Old 08/26/2008, 2:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Tickle Me Emo View Post
I have a theory that Nicole and Jordan are secretly dating,they do EVERYTHING together almost on that show.
Wouldn't that be weird? I don't think they are dating. They are probably just really good friends.
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