Happy Birthday, blackwind! [04/08]

[mizzimad]

Well, here's my birthday present...sorta. It's blackwind's tribute and stuff for the three-month-old PlanetMADtv Awards. I had image hosting problems, all right? Besides, none of you turds came up with anything.

That tribute thing

Oh, and...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, O GREAT ONE! HAIL, HAIL AND ALL THAT GOOD $#!+!!!

[newt007]

HAPPY. BiRTHDAY. LEADER!! :dog:

[Scorpiogrrl4405]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR FAIR LEADER!!!

[ef_7]

haaaAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAaaaaay!

you are nice.

when i first joined, i couldn't get registered and you were really nice and helpful about it.





HAPPY BIRTHDAY blackwind!

[Karmacoma]

Happy birthday, Master of Puppets.

EDIT: Oh and---

[Mxz]

Happy Birthday blackwind! Oh and boi! I'm still feeling the effects of that "glass of completely untainted, 100% cult-free, and most certainly non-suicide-related punch"....I mean I officially just came out of that coma that mysteriously came upon me within minutes of drinking that glass...and for some odd reason It feels like I gave birth to like 8 kids.... Someone needs to be telling me SOMETHING!

But I Still LuVz YoU!....we needs to play some Trivia sooonerzzz or laterzzz....Viva La Team Reiko!

[Cagnazzo]

What other way to pay tribute to our one and only god on this forum by singing the birthday song, but not the old one, you know, the one that puts everybody to sleep? Kiss that snoozefest good-bye! Because I wrote a new one...wait...no...I blatantly stole it from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force". Still, whenever someone blows out candles or unties a ribbon, THIS is what their waitresses will be singing:

Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years...

Ok...this is the part where you say how many years old you are...so...um...how old are you? 22?

22 bells will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky

If it wasn't said before, Happy Birthday, O great and powerful leader.

[blackwind]

Thanks all. This is the point at which I'd typically launch off into a bitch-and-complain-fest, but this year, I'll instead attempt to amuse myself by jumping straight into the responses.

Originally posted by Dartanian
Here's to another ho-hum year! And don't eat all your cake at once, ya hear!

I'll try, but it may be hard to cut the icon you gave me into smaller pieces. Ah, you're so generous, Kurt. Here, have a light bulb: :light:

Originally posted by elscorcho
happy birfday Matty McMatterson. CALL ME!

It appears as though I've missed out on some sort of inside joke with all this "call me" business. Perhaps this wouldn't happen if, oh, I don't know... people visited the chat once in awhile?

Originally posted by Pizzotty
I say you finally show us a real pictah of our so-called GREAT LEADAH for the birthday thaaaang. Your gift to us. YO fellow cult followahz.

Clearly you're unaware of how birthdays are supposed to work. If anything, *I* should be getting "pictahs" from *you* guys! Scorp, for example, still owes me a shot of her mammoth mammaries. WE HAD A DEAL!

Don't get drunk with yo friends again. Remembahwhathappenedlasttime. Shhhhhhhhhhh. I still have the photoz.

And I'm sure you make full use of my, ahem, "Reikological Theory of Cardiovascular Rejuvenation" on them every night. Taco neck syndrome may be a thing of the past, but the proliferation of chronic claw clutch has only just begun!

Originally posted by mizzimad
Well, here's my birthday present...sorta. It's blackwind's tribute and stuff for the three-month-old PlanetMADtv Awards.

ROFLMAO! See, that's all I wanted -- several pages of bull**** packed all the way up to the ceiling. I loved it! I'm impressed that you were able to combine all my major interests into one composition -- Reiko, Nicole, shooting putty at the moon, receiving awards for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence, and cracking jokes about Potty and his many male partners. Oh, and I particularly enjoyed the "owner of a restraining order" part. Soon enough, my dear... soon enough.

Well, I guess I'll have to give that speech now, won't I? Expect it sometime within the next three months.

Originally posted by ef_7
you are nice.

when i first joined, i couldn't get registered and you were really nice and helpful about it.

Well, it *is* my job.

Originally posted by Karmacoma

Haha, nice! You made a t-shirt?

Originally posted by Mxz
Happy Birthday blackwind! Oh and boi! I'm still feeling the effects of that "glass of completely untainted, 100% cult-free, and most certainly non-suicide-related punch"....I mean I officially just came out of that coma that mysteriously came upon me within minutes of drinking that glass...and for some odd reason It feels like I gave birth to like 8 kids.... Someone needs to be telling me SOMETHING!

I know it may *feel* that way, but let me assure you -- I'm just that big! It's not called a dork for nothing!

But I Still LuVz YoU!....we needs to play some Trivia sooonerzzz or laterzzz....Viva La Team Reiko!

YES! I couldn't agree more!

Originally posted by xCagnazzo
If it wasn't said before, Happy Birthday, O great and powerful leader.

Awwww, how... touching?

Alyssa? Caity? Cat? Heather? Morg? MysterE? Nik? tarza? Viper? PeachC? I'm waaaaaaaaaaiting.

[DCFCfan]

Hey--Happy B-Day!!!!

[Scorpiogrrl4405]

Originally posted by blackwind
Thanks all. This is the point at which I'd typically launch off into a bitch-and-complain-fest, but this year, I'll instead attempt to amuse myself by jumping straight into the responses.

Awwww, how... touching?

Alyssa? Caity? Cat? Heather? Morg? MysterE? Nik? tarza? Viper? PeachC? I'm waaaaaaaaaaiting.

First of all...Im a little offended you didnt specifically address my bday wishes.........INSTEAD YOU JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY MAMMOTH MAMMARIES!!!!! *cries*.........oh well, the funny thing is, I did take a pic of them a while ago cuz i was bored......now i just need your email addy

[Princess PeachC]

Originally posted by blackwind
PeachC?

You're lucky I wished you a happy b-day before I saw that comment, ass.

[Knickers]

omgizzle happy BIRTHDAi Matt! OmIGoD WEVE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES!!!! YOU BANNED ME AND I WAS LIKE OMG!!! HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY!

no but seriously weve had sum good yawtzee tymEZz and stuff in tha chat..fereal! I hope you had a fun and *SAFE* birthday!!! ifyouretoodrunktodrivehomecallmeandi'llpickyouup

KiZzEZ (JAY KAY thatspotty'sdepartment )

P.S. Oh yeah i dont have any cool pictures....cuz yeah..lol i suck

[blackwind]

Originally posted by DCFCfan
Hey--Happy B-Day!!!!

Thanks!

Originally posted by Scorpiogrrl4405
First of all...Im a little offended you didnt specifically address my bday wishes.........INSTEAD YOU JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY MAMMOTH MAMMARIES!!!!! *cries*.........

Ah, but I think about your mammoth mammaries around the clock, whereas I only addressed these other birthday wishes the one time. Surely that has to count for *something*! Besides, there's only so much I can say in response to "Happy Birthday". I thought the "thanks all" took care of it quite nicely.

oh well, the funny thing is, I did take a pic of them a while ago cuz i was bored......now i just need your email addy

[e-mail address removed]. I'll be waiting.

Originally posted by LeachC
You're lucky I wished you a happy b-day before I saw that comment, ass.

LOL! I deserve that one.

Originally posted by Knickers
omgizzle happy BIRTHDAi Matt! OmIGoD WEVE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES!!!! YOU BANNED ME AND I WAS LIKE OMG!!! HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY!

no but seriously weve had sum good yawtzee tymEZz and stuff in tha chat..fereal! I hope you had a fun and *SAFE* birthday!!!

Well, there was one point around 8pm when I thought I was going to fall out of my chair, but then, right at the last moment, I didn't. It was quite the close call!

ifyouretoodrunktodrivehomecallmeandi'llpickyouup

You'll pick me up? Isn't that Potty's department as well? BUH-ZZZZZZZZZZZING!

Thanks for the well-wishes, Nik.

[PitaPockets]

Hey Matt or as I like to say THANE OF EFFING CAWDOR!, happy (belated) birthday. (I don't check section this often )

We so need to get our Dead Cats on one of these days.
We should have a reunion! For the fans... Mostly old stuff, a couple of new songs...
Sorry... got on a tangent there....

Yah. So, Matt, you are ten pounds of cool in a five pound bag... and I dedicate this MSI song i'm listening to (Unsociable) just for you!
Eh, what the hell, you can have this too.


(Not the Tub-O-Liquor, but this lovely picture, this way you can always remember the prom we COULD have had together!)

HAPPY BERFDAE MATT!
Kay, I gotta go. teehee.

[blackwind]

Originally posted by PitaPockets
Hey Matt or as I like to say THANE OF EFFING CAWDOR!, happy (belated) birthday. (I don't check section this often )

Did you just call me a Thane of Effing Cawdor?

Thank ya, Fat Hobbit!

We so need to get our Dead Cats on one of these days.
We should have a reunion! For the fans... Mostly old stuff, a couple of new songs...
Sorry... got on a tangent there....

What? Dead cats? *perks up* I must say, though... mentioning music and trivia in the same breath still makes my spine tingle.

Yah. So, Matt, you are ten pounds of cool in a five pound bag... and I dedicate this MSI song i'm listening to (Unsociable) just for you!

You know, I was going to take exception with that dedication until I realized that yeah, that sounds about right. You certainly Shut Me Up!

Eh, what the hell, you can have this too.

(Not the Tub-O-Liquor, but this lovely picture, this way you can always remember the prom we COULD have had together!)

Mmm... I'm not entirely sure how to take that, so I'll just assume you meant it in the most arousing, sexual, ubererotic way possible. After all, did someone say Sexiest Male?

HAPPY BERFDAE MATT!

Spanks again!

[Dartanian]

ROFL ... fat hobbit.

Best chat moment EVAH!

[tarzapam]

Bump

HAPPY 23RD BIFDAY MAAAATTT
Hope u have a great day
Miss u round the forums...oh and on second life too
i miss ur penis face
xoxo

[Cagnazzo]

...he's 23?! *throws away the cake that says Happy 32nd Birthday*

Happy f'in birthday, and all that sort of stuff. Sadly, I don't have a song for you this year. That song last year set me back a million dollars in royalties. But I DO have...

WHALE CANCER!

[Mxz]

so here I am to stop by and wish my lieblingsmadchen a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!...and you still have 26 minutes in my time zone to celebrate! WOOT!

you know...I promised myself I wouldn't do this...but...you make me feel a warm and fuzzy inside when you would blurt out correct answers in trivia...*sigh* I miss those days...the good ole days when Pizzotty would gladly hump your leg for a nickel...now that s-o-b raised his prices...but for future refrence(and a reminder) my love for you, man...it will always be free

[Rurry]

Happy birthdayyy!