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Jerry Springer #1-2 0 0%
Daughter of Legends #1-2 3 14.29%
What would YOU do? #1-3 3 14.29%
Tafari Jones Workplace Reggae #1-2 4 19.05%
Happy Women's Day from MADtv 1 4.76%
Hanibana #1-2 4 19.05%
Tips #1-2 3 14.29%
Luann Lockhart's Date #1-2 3 14.29%
MADtv Extras #1-2 0 0%
Crista Closes 0 0%
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Default Episode S14E11 (Aired 2009-03-07)

Jerry Springer's Alleged Lovers
Jerry Springer comes out to tell some of his favourite MADtv moments when a woman named Miranda (Erica Ash) comes out telling Jerry that he needs to take care of his baby. Jerry tells Miranda that they have no baby, or prior relationship. Miranda then puts up a picture of a black baby with a face like Jerry's. Another man Marcus (Keegan-Michael Key) who is in a wheelchair then comes out and says that Miranda told him that the baby was his. Miranda tells him that the baby is not his, and when Marcus tries to attack Jerry, Miranda pulls Marcus out of his wheelchair and starts to beat him. Stage manager of the Jerry Springer Show Todd (Eric Price) then comes out and splits them up. As a thank you, Todd suggests that maybe Jerry should tell the audience that they are lovers. A woman then comes up and says that she doesn't know why everyone is worried about Jerry, since she is doing everybody on stage. They all begin to fight on stage, except for Jerry, who thanks MADtv for making him feel so at home, and leaves the stage.

Credits: Arden Myrin (Herself), Jerry Springer (Himself), Erica Ash (Miranda), Keegan-Michael Key (Marcus), Eric Price (Todd), Lauren Pritchard (Audience Member)

Daughter of Legends #1
Dr. Jamaal Launtree (Keegan-Michael Key), host of the show The Eternal March interviews the daughter of his hero Clifton Maleek Mohammed, Cerise Mohammed Fletcher (Erica Ash). In the interview, Cerise talks about things like how she remembers her father coming home soaking wet from being sprayed by police men with firehouses and herself saying how silly that sounded since police officers don't have firehouses, and how she continues her father’s legacy by doing things like stopping a line cutter at her local coffee shop. She talks about all this while straightening her hair every few seconds. When Jamaal asks Cerise if she would like to follow in her father’s footsteps, Cerise replies no because Clifton was shot in the face. Jamaal then reviews that what he has learned today is that his hero Clifton Maleek Mohammed fought for civil rights, so Cerise could straighten her hair and fight for civil rights while she's buying a damn donut.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Jamaal Launtree), Erica Ash (Cerise Mohammed Fletcher)

What Would YOU Do? #1
The show What would YOU do? sets up a hidden camera operation in which a man Ronnie (Eric Price) is abusing his girlfriend (Arden Myrin) to see how people will react. One man (Johnny Sanchez) just sits on a bench and calls one of his friends to come to the park to see the man beat the woman. When the show confront the man to wonder why he didn't help the woman, he says he thought that she did something wrong. When they inform him that is not the case he wonders if he can do it again. He is then escorted away from the scene by a stage hand.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Cynthia McFadden), Eric Price (Ronnie), Arden Myrin (Woman #1), Johnny Sanchez (Man)

Daughter of Legends #2
Malcolm X's 2nd cousin could not make it to the show, so he has been asked to persevere with Cerise. When Jamaal says that her father was one of the first to fight against apartheid in South Africa, she says that apartheid doesn't sound so bad to her. When Jamaal explains what apartheid was, she tells him that she thought it meant when a black man puts a part in his hair. Jamaal then walks off the stage saying that he should stab her.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Jamaal Launtree), Erica Ash (Cerise Mohammed Fletcher)

What Would YOU Do? #2
What would YOU do? is back, this time to see what people will do when a lady (Lauren Pritchard) is abusing an old man in a wheelchair who wants to go to the bathroom. The man from the first test comes back again and tells the man in the wheelchair that he already went to the bathroom, and to stop treating the lady so bad. He then pushes him into a sand trap. When the show confronts him again, he is proud that he helped the lady. When they inform him that it was the man who needed help, he asks to try it again before being escorted again away from the scene.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Cynthia McFadden), Lauren Pritchard (Caretaker), Johnny Sanchez (Man)

Tafari Jones Workplace Reggae #1
Tafari Jones (Keegan-Michael Key) is selling a Jamaican music reggae CD that can be listened to at work. Songs include, It's Okay to Worry, Bureau Soldier, Stir it Up (my Morning Coffee), Fill Up Push in, Please Try to Use the Spreadsheet, I'm proud of my Tie, Beautiful Woman, My Cubical my Island, No Woman, More Focused, Let's Limit the Chit Chat at the Water Cooler.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Tafari Jones)

What Would YOU Do? #3
It's the 3rd test, but this time the man is ready. When a man is mugging a woman (Erica Ash), he responds by shooting the perp Ronnie who is in a ski mask. A police officer then comes and arrests the man.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Cynthia McFadden), Eric Price (Ronnie), Erica Ash (Woman #2), Johnny Sanchez (Man)

Happy Women's Day from MADtv
Arden Myrin and Nicole Parker come out to talk about International Women's Day. Nicole looks at some of the most important women's achievements like women getting the right to vote in 1920, Sandra Day O'Connor becoming the first female Supreme Court Justice, and the Title IX banning segregation in schools on the basis of sex. Arden however, chooses to remember people like Holly Daniels, the first woman to get the tattoo Juicy on her lower back, Dana Hall, the first Jell-O wrestling champion, and Britney Spears who gave women the right to get out of limos without underwear. When Nicole tells her that events like that should not be celebrated and set women back, Arden says that she wants to celebrate International Women's Day like she celebrated her birthday, with tiny thongs and beer bongs. She then goes into the audience and beer bongs a guy.

Credits: Arden Myrin (Herself), Nicole Parker (Herself)

[/h2]Henibana #1[/h2]
A group of people are eating at Henibana's, a restaurant where they cook the food in front of you. One family is angry that they have been waiting for their Henibana chef to come while the table next to them is getting the show of their lives. The chef Gary (Bobby Lee) finally comes out. This is his first table and he has been practising for months to perfect the art. However, he has not perfected it enough, as he cuts and burns himself more than the food. When he finally gets to his signature move Dragons Tail, he performs it perfectly. The people at the table then start to notice that he is bleeding, his fingers, hands, and head then fall off onto the grill.

Credits: Arden Myrin (Mother), Keegan-Michael Key (Man), Eric Price (Grandfather), Colton Dunn [MADtv Writer] (Creedel), Erica Ash (Ladumpshis), Bobby Lee (Gary)

Tafari Jones Workplace Reggae #2
After seeing that the sales of the CD are not selling, Tafari shows the E-Mail address WHY-IS-EVERYONE-DOWN-ON-THE-BOSS-MON@JAMMIN-REGGAE.COM and tells people exactly how to type it in by saying things like there are dashes after every word, it doesn't have to be in capitals, and that mon is spelt with an o, and jammin is spelt without a g.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Tafari Jones)

Henibana #2
Gary's head flips a shrimp that impresses everyone. Ladumpshis then takes Gary off the grill so that he can flip some shrimp at her place.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Gary), Keegan-Michael Key (Man), Erica Ash (Ladumpshis), Colton Dunn [MADtv Writer] (Creedel)

Tips #1
Ann Curry (Bobby Lee) on the Today Show interviews Melinda Moody (Nicole Parker) founder of Frugal Mom Online to give tips to the viewers on how to save during these economically depressed times. Melinda gives tips like clipping coupons, buying vegetables in the near rotten food isle. She says that she got so excited when she found a coupon for 6 cents off the carrots that she bought a gum ball and cut off all her hair in a sad crying jag. Melinda then talks about how she saves 46 cents going around her house turning off and unplugging any appliances she was not using. She says this in an almost going crazy way. When Melinda thinks Ann is making fun of her she starts to go off on Ann. In truth though, Ann is just an idiot, and can't converse with Melinda. Melinda walks off the stage saying how she is going to shave her head.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Ann Curry), Nicole Parker (Melinda Moody)

Luann Lockhart's Date #1
Luann Lockhart (Crista Flanagan)'s is finally out on a date with a decent guy Daniel (Keegan-Michael Key). During the date she tells jokes about things like the Guiltless Cheese Cake, and does an impression of Daniel. Her ex-boyfriend Kevin Butchco (Eric Price) then shows up at the restaurant. Kevin warns Daniel that he should watch for Luann's herpes, and tells him about their baby. When Daniel threatens to fight Kevin he backs off, and leaves the restaurant. Luann tells Daniel that she is still in love with Kevin, and leaves the restaurant after him.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Daniel), Crista Flanagan (Luann Lockhart), Erica Ash (Michelle), Eric Price (Kevin Butchco)

Tips #2
Ann Curry tells American teens to contact their parents or local congressmen and tell them.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Ann Curry)

Luann Lockhart's Date #2
Luann comes back to the restaurant to tell Daniel that they have to break up because she is still in love with Kevin. Daniel says that it's ok because they weren't really dating.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Daniel), Crista Flanagan (Luann Lockhart), Eric Price (Kevin Butchco)

MADtv Extras: Tips #1
Bobby screws up his lines, swears a lot, and tells a guy to stop laughing at his screw ups.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Ann Curry/Himself), Nicole Parker (Melinda Moody/Herself)

MADtv Extras: Henibana #1-2
Keegan screws up his lines, over claps at the chefs work, and then goes crazy when the chef gets a shrimp into sauce. Bobby screws up flipping some of the chicken, and adlibs a line when Ladumpshis is about to pick up his head.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Man/Himself), Erica Ash (Ladumpshis/Herself), Bobby Lee (Gary/Himself)

Jerry Springer: What have We Learned Tonight?
Jerry Springer comes on stage to tell the audience what lessons have been learned tonight. Lessons like spend family time together by going to a restaurant that cooks the food in front of you, but to make sure that the chef knows what he is doing, make sure the mullet wearing ex-boyfriend doesn't show up, always do the right thing in case a camera crew is around, and that listening to reggae music is good at work.

Credits: Jerry Springer (Himself)

Crista Closes
Crista Flanagan thanks everyone for watching. The cast then congratulates her for doing such a great job at closing.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Himself), Arden Myrin (Herself), Johnny Sanchez (Himself), Keegan-Michael Key (Himself), Crista Flanagan (Herself), Lauren Pritchard (Herself), Eric Price (Himself) Erica Ash (Herself)

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Starring:
  • Crista Flanagan (3A/3S/0W/0AF)
  • Keegan-Michael Key (4A/8S/0W/0AF)
  • Bobby Lee (1A/6S/0W/0AF)
  • Arden Myrin (3A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Nicole Parker (1A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Johnny Sanchez (1A/3S/0W/0AF)
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Featuring:
  • Erica Ash (6A/2S/2W/0AF)
  • Eric Price (4A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Lauren Pritchard (3A/0S/0W/0AF)
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Guest Starring:
  • Jerry Springer (0A/2S/0W/0AF)
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Special Appearances by:
  • Colton Dunn (2A/0S/0W/0AF)
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Legend:
  • (A)ppearance Credit
  • (S)tarring Credit
  • (W)riting Credit
  • Non-Speaking Credit
  • (A)rchive (F)ootage
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This thread is for episode #1411. Any talk about episode #1410 will be deleted.

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Jerry Springer returns for the 2nd consecutive season. Nothing wrong with that.

As you can see Nicole Parker will be in this episode, showing that she will most likely be a presence for the rest of the season.

Luann returns again, dating. I wonder if it will be her usual "Luann you stink, go take a shower you smell like a hobo" type guy, a sweet guy, or maybe not even a guy at all.

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I really don't understand Luann Lockhart... at all.

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is johnny sanchez going to play the mexican guy who peed on her?
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Oh, **** Bobby playing an Asian female reporter? 99% chance he'll sound exactly like his crappy Connie Chung "impression."
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Luann dating Eric Price would be cool

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Luann dating me would be very cool

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If you're nice, why not?

This could be the last time Luann is appearing, so I'm hoping to see her settle down with a nice guy!

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Here are some pictures from this episode.


Guest star Jerry Springer is confronted by Miranda (Erica Ash) who claims to have his baby.


Baby drama arises when guest star Jerry Springer is confronted by Miranda (Erica Ash), Todd (Eric Price) and Marcus (Keegan-Michael Key)

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HAHA this looks like it's going to be a good episode! Eric as security!

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The preview for this episode didn't look very good, but to be honest it could have been the fact that the last episode was so terrible, that my senses were jared.

Was the old man character Eric playing the same old guy from the Farhid sketch in 1405? It looked a lot like him.

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Here is a promo photo for this episode.


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Heart Video Leak!

This was just recently posted on Youtube. It's the MADtv Extras from this episode. Can somebody say spoiler?! Does anybody recognise the logo in the top left corner? Is there another country where MADtv airs days earlier?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLItTmpwLk

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that's some pretty intense clapping there, keegan

the upper left corner just says "unregistered", which i think just means the video was probably edited/recorded/converted/etc with some sort of unlicensed software/codec/etc

looks like the video was posted by a 15 year old girl from california.. maybe her dad works for madtv and she found the video on his computer and uploaded it.. who knows..
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The upper left corner just says "unregistered", which i think just means the video was probably edited/recorded/converted/etc with some sort of unlicensed software/codec/etc
Ohh, that's what that says! I thought it was a production company because it said unregi stered.

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I noticed that too. That theory is good, but I have a feeling it might be something else too. I don't know what but this is just driving me crazy. How did this video get on youtube!

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you could try asking pradapanther828. maybe she knows where/how she got the video
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you could try asking pradapanther828. maybe she knows where/how she got the video
Yeah, but then I would have to get an account and it'll be a whole big thing you know?

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Episode's tonight. Just wanted to bump this up a bit. I mean, it's seven hours until it's airing in LA, and nobody's even mentioned that...maybe because of #1410.

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Only a little more than four hours where I live till tonight's episode airs. But I'm actually looking forward to it even though last week's ep sucked, I hope tonights will be memorable and hopefully I won't have to, dare I say it, watch SNL tonight with.....Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson....athletes always suck as hosts.

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