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Old 01/03/2003, 10:27 PM
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Default Episode S08E11 (Aired 2003-01-18)

Cast: Frank Caliendo, Mo Collins, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Jill-Michelle Melean, Aries Spears, Stephnie Weir, Debra Wilson

Featuring: Ron Pederson, Simon Helberg

Guest Starring: Tommy Davidson, and Joshua Homme, Troy Van Leeuwen, Joey Castillo, and Natasha Shneider of Queens of the Stone Age

Special Appearance: Taran Killam, Will Sasso
  • Scrabble's 50th Anniversary (Aries- Little Richard/Bill Cosby/Don King/Evander Holyfield)
  • Celebrity New Year's Resolution #1: John Madden (Frank- John Madden)
  • Oprah’s Cash Giveaway! (Debra- Oprah Winfrey, Mo- Enid Trailer, Stephnie- Melanie Herbstrom, Jill-Michelle- Sheena)
  • Celebrity New Year's Resolution #2: Shaquille O'Neal (Aries- Shaquille O'Neal)
  • Real Mother****ing Talk: News (Aries- Dollar Bill Montgomery, Debra- Nautica Brown, Tommy Davidson- Woogie Jones-Johnson)
  • Alcoholic Support (Stephnie- Sandy, Michael- Dave, Ron, Mo- Joanne, Debra- Gilbert, Simon)
  • Celebrity New Year's Resolution #3: Madonna (Mo- Madonna Ciccone)
  • Jenny Jones Show Again (Mo- Jenny Jones)
  • Encore: 70's Health Film (#722) (Michael- Joe Namath, Frank, Jill-Michelle, Bobby, Debra- Janette Littledove, Will Sasso, Stephnie, Taran Killam)
  • Musical Performance: Queens of the Stone Age "No One Knows" (Debra- Herself, Joshua Homme- Himself, Troy Van Leeuwen- Himself, Joey Castillo- Himself, Natasha Shneider- Herself)
  • Close: Musical Performance: Queens of the Stone Age "Go With The Flow" (Joshua Homme- Himself, Troy Van Leeuwen- Himself, Joey Castillo- Himself, Natasha Shneider- Herself)

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Old 01/03/2003, 11:36 PM
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Few weeks indeed... F!@#$%^ FOX and the reruns...

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Old 01/04/2003, 12:04 PM
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Have they released any info on what's gonna be in the next new episode? It'll air January 18th BTW.
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Old 01/04/2003, 3:02 PM
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Andy Dick guest stars as...brace yourselves...Daphne Aguilera in a "Dirrty" video parody.

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A parody of "Dirty"? God, I just know this is going to be a classic sketch...

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Andy Dick? Cool.. he used to be hilarious on "Newsradio" a few years ago... Heh, I'm looking forward to the video parody too, LOL...

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Old 01/04/2003, 5:43 PM
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Dirrty? That's song's kind of old... but w/e... Andy Dick is just hilarious

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Old 01/04/2003, 5:45 PM
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That music video was so horrible; there was absolutely no music, and who does she think she's kidding? She's earned herself a spot on Reality Check!

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Reality Check: Dreamin' of Denzel Washington...

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Old 01/04/2003, 6:58 PM
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Wait, so episode #811 is going to have Andy Dick return as Daphne Aguleira? Or are you talking about the repeat episode with that sketch in it that's being shown (#713) next week?
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no, it's a new episode.

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Old 01/05/2003, 1:44 PM
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Old 01/06/2003, 3:50 AM
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Dirrty? That's song's kind of old... but w/e... Andy Dick is just hilarious
They probably filmed the sketch ages ago, and because of the spacing out of new episodes this season it has taken a while to actually get to air.


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Old 01/06/2003, 9:08 AM
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Default Finally!

Less than 2 weeks until a new episode! It has seemed like FOREVER! Daphne Aguilera in "Dirrty" sounds good.

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Old 01/06/2003, 9:13 AM
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Dirrty? That's song's kind of old... but w/e... Andy Dick is just hilarious
All of their music video parodies are old...for instance some of the recent parodies are "Hot in Herre", "Gangsta Lovin", and "Objection". All of those songs came out last spring/early summer. "Dirrty" is only maybe 3 months old, but still...SNL did a parody of that song a long time ago. I still love the parodies even if the songs are old and played out. And I hate Christina Aguilera, so it should be funny.

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Old 01/06/2003, 1:22 PM
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Christina Aguilera is such a slut! Who's she kidding dressing in her bra and her underwear?? :barf:
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Old 01/06/2003, 4:29 PM
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Christina Aguilera is such a slut! Who's she kidding dressing in her bra and her underwear?? :barf:
I know, and another thing; she thinks that she's so sexy by flashing herself. And her songs suck worse than John Luchetti in a men's room.

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--Reality Check

(Tovah: Oh now Belma baby-- I gotta ask yo' now: Did you make this Chocolate covered butter stick?

Belma: OOh, girl, you know I did. But I made it with that lightly salted butter. You know we do gotta watch our high blood.

Tovah: OOh, baby, this is so good I outtta bust 'ya in da head with a car engine!)

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And her songs suck worse than John Luchetti in a men's room.
And you've been watching too much Reality Check!

Go!

that quote sounded a little too Belma/Tovah-esque. lol

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And who does she think she is; spreadin' crabs everywhere? Her legs are cracked wider Michael Jackson's nose in 90-degree weather! Go!

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--Reality Check

(Tovah: Oh now Belma baby-- I gotta ask yo' now: Did you make this Chocolate covered butter stick?

Belma: OOh, girl, you know I did. But I made it with that lightly salted butter. You know we do gotta watch our high blood.

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Reality Check: Dreamin' of Denzel Washington...

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yeah you have been watchin too much reality check

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Old 01/07/2003, 3:50 PM
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Finally, somebody understands me.

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--Reality Check

(Tovah: Oh now Belma baby-- I gotta ask yo' now: Did you make this Chocolate covered butter stick?

Belma: OOh, girl, you know I did. But I made it with that lightly salted butter. You know we do gotta watch our high blood.

Tovah: OOh, baby, this is so good I outtta bust 'ya in da head with a car engine!)

Reality Check: Dreamin' of Denzel Washington...

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