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View Poll Results: What was your favorite sketch of #1207?
Black Friday 2 15.38%
Capote: Infamous #1-3 0 0%
Coach Hines: Homecoming Game #1-2 2 15.38%
The 2006 Cactus Ridge P.G.A Desert Classic 3 23.08%
Celebrity Pets: Tom Cruise's Cat *Claymation* 0 0%
The Sound of Music Alternative Endings 6 46.15%
Dane Cook gets Heckled 0 0%
OJ Simpson Interview: "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened" 0 0%
Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive Pt. II 0 0%
Weekly News with Toby: Celebrity Divorces 0 0%
Happy Feet Premire 0 0%
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Old 11/20/2006, 3:05 AM
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Post Episode S12E07 (Aired 2006-11-25)

Black Friday
Keegan-Michael Key comes out to say how happy he is that Thanksgiving with his family is done when Crista Flanagan comes out, covered in blood, and holding shopping bags. Crista fears that she may have killed some people in the in the mall after being swept up by a crowd going after the Playstation 3 at Black Friday bargains prices. When the audience sees that she has a Playstation 3, some audience members come running out of the audience, trying to grab the Playstation from Crista. Crista takes down the audience members, and almost chokes Keegan to death. When she lets her guard down, Keegan takes the Playstation and tries to escape with it, but Crista tackles him and takes it back.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Himself), Crista Flanagan (Herself)

Capote: Infamous
After the success of Truman Capote, the movie is remade again with no changes made to the story accept Toby Jones (Frank Caeti) is now playing Truman.

Credits: Frank Caeti (Toby Jones), Jillian Fontaine (Sigourney Weaver)

Capote: Capote-er
After the remake, Capote is remade again, only now with Mark Walberg (Ike Barinholtz) playing Truman now. The only other difference between this and the other Capote films is now Truman is wearing an eye patch. Critics are begging for these to stop, as they are ruining such a classic movie.

Credits: Ike Barinholtz (Mark Walberg), Jillian Fontaine (Sigourney Weaver)

Coach Hines: Homecoming Game #1
Sandoval "Coach" Hines (Keegan-Michael Key) is trying to rev up his team for the homecoming game. To do so he calls one of his old players who has gone on to become running back for the Dallas Cowboys Reggie Howser (Jordan Peele). Reggie tells the team stories of the pranks he use to pull on Coach Hines, which involved putting battery acid in his shampoo, and putting fiberglass shards in his jock strap. The team is now laughing at Coach Hines, which is ruining his status amongst the players. When Reggie tells them of a prank that involved making cow poop shoot in Coach Hines's face that was unsuccessful, Coach Hines takes that over the edge. Rubbing in the fact that Reggie didn't get him on that one. Reggie then tells the team to give Coach Hines some respect before leaving. When Coach Hines gets the team together in a huddle he tells them to remember one thing that Reggie didn't get him with the cow poop thing.

Credits: Ike Barinholtz (DeShazer), Frank Caeti (Tommy Hackinjoes), Bobby Lee (Joseph Yaminashi), Keegan-Michael Key (Sandoval "Coach" Hines), Jordan Peele (Reggie Howser)

Capote: Capote-est
The Capote saga is getting absurd. With Morgan Freeman (Jordan Peele) playing Truman. The only difference now is that Truman is now black and miscast.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Morgan Freeman)

The 2006 Cactus Ridge P.G.A. Desert Classic
The 2006 Cactus Ridge Desert Classic is happening in Huma, Arizona. But the big story isn't the golf, but the unbelievable heat. Ted Graham (Ike Barinholtz) is in the lead, not much due to his play, but due to the fact that he is the only golfer who hasn't gone down with heat stroke. As Ted struggles to walk to the 18th green, his caddie Jackie Kipper (Frank Caeti) falls to the ground. Ted doesn't seem to notice as he is now hallucinating, imagining that he is fighting imaginary bad guys. The Devil (Bobby Lee) then runs by, and says something in Luciferian, which announcer Wally Stropes (Michael McDonald) translates into meaning "it's too f**king hot, even for me" Ted then dies when he catches on fire and burns. The whole telecast is dedicated to Jackie.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Ty Zweigerman), Michael McDonald (Wally Stropes), Frank Caeti (Jackie Kipper), Ike Barinholtz (Ted Graham), Bobby Lee (Devil)

Celebrity Pets: Tom Cruise's Cat *Claymation*
Tom Cruise's cat tells everyone that she is just like any other cat, while being put through a very expensive grooming machine.

The Sound of Music Alternative Endings
A viewer of the Sounds of Music DVD clicks on the Alternative Endings section narrated by Julie Andrews (Nicole Parker). The first ending involves Rolfe (Ike Barinholtz), letting the family go, but shooting them with an automatic machine gun when they think he's on their side. The next ending shows the family converting to Nazism. Julie stops it midway through because it gets really racist at the end. In the final alternate the family seems to have X-Men like powers like laser eyes, and teleporting abilities, which they use to escape.

Credits: Nicole Parker (Julie Andrews: Maria), Ike Barinholtz ( Daniel Truhitte: Rolfe) Michael McDonald (Christopher Plummer: Captain Georg Von Trapp), Arden Myrin (Charmian Carr: Liesl Von Trapp), Crista Flanagan (Angela Cartwright: Brigitta Von Trapp), Frank Caeti (Lieutenant)

Dane Cook gets Heckled
Dane Cook (Ike Barinholtz) comes out to tell some of his "jokes" when a fan begins to heckle him. Dane then tells the guy that he's making it hard for him to do his act, to which the heckler responds "you're kind of making it hard for me to listen to your act". When Dane calls the guy a jerk, he in turn calls Dane a bad comedian. Dane then runs off the stage, announcing that he will never do stand up again. Frank Caeti comes out and tells the audience to clap for the heckler.

Credits: Frank Caeti (Himself), Ike Barinholtz (Dane Cook)

O.J Simpson Interview: "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened"
After fierce criticisms, Fox cancelled its interview with Orenthal James "O.J" Simpson (Jordan Peele) in which he detailed how he would have killed his wife if he did it, but that hasn't stopped MADtv who obtained exerts from the interview. In the interview, O.J talks about how he was going to name the book I did it, here's Why, and how he was so shocked when he got off not guilty. He says this while being called a murderer by passersby as he and his interviewer Judith Regan (Nicole Parker) walk down the street. Some home movies are then shown, which show O.J mutilating a cake with a knife while holding a one size too small leather glove, and him getting some junk mail with butcher instead of his name in its place. He then asks his interviewer Judith Regan if she would like to go do some blow with him. When she says no, he threatens to stab her telling her "women don't tell me no".

Credits: Jordan Peele (Orenthal James "O. J." Simpson), Nicole Parker (Judith Regan), Frank Caeti (White Man), Keegan-Michael Key (Man in Car), Michael McDonald (Waiter), David Winston Barge (OJ's Golf Buddy)

Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive Pt. II
Dr. Poon Ji-Sum (Bobby Lee) is sitting at the bar depressed about the loss of his girl Long Bong (Cathy Shim). When the bartender (Kennith Lee) calls the waitress over, it turns out to be Long Bong. Poon embraces her. Just then, the President Gin Kew Yun Chun Yew Nee (Sung Kang) comes in and asks why Long Bong would want to stay with Poon who looks like a rotten peach, and not him, a god among men. Poon and the President begin to fight. The President wins when he slaps Poon to the ground. A woman then comes in asking for the violence to stop. Poon and Long both recognize this woman as their mother.

Credits: Bobby Lee (Poon Ji-Sum), Sung Kang (President Gin Kew Yun Chun Yew Nee), Cathy Shim (Long Bong), Kennith Lee (Bartender), Kim Kim (Mother)

Weekly News with Toby: Celebrity Divorces [Animation]
Toby's dad explained to him what divorce is. Toby's dad tells him that celebrities only get married to have babies. Toby then deduces that celebrity marriages+sperm=heartbreak.

"Happy Feet" Premiere
Arden Myrin goes to the premiere of Happy Feet to talk to the stars of the movie.

Credits: Arden Myrin (Himself), Zane Huett (Himself), Elizabeth Daily (Herself), Robin Williams (Himself), Dana Gould (Herself), Elijah Wood (Herself), Brittany Murphy (Herself)

Coach Hines: Homecoming Game #2
Coach Hines asks Joseph why he is laughing and then puts his foot up on the locker, and tells Yaminashi that he does not want to open his eye or else he will see Coach Hines crotch. Yaminashi cannot contain his laughter at the sight.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Reggie Howser), Keegan-Michael Key (Sandoval "Coach" Hines), Frank Caeti (Tommy Hackinjoes), Ike Barinholtz (DeShazer), Bobby Lee (Joseph Yaminashi)

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Starring:
  • Ike Barinholtz (3A/3S/0W/0AF)
  • Frank Caeti (6A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Crista Flanagan (1A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Nicole Randall Johnson (0A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Keegan-Michael Key (2A/3S/0W/0AF)
  • Bobby Lee (2A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Michael McDonald (1A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Arden Myrin (1A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Nicole Parker (0A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Jordan Peele (1A/3S/0W/0AF)
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Special Appearances:
  • Jillian Fontaine (2A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Sung Kang (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Cathy Shim (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Kim Kim (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • David Winston Barge (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Kennith Lee (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Zane Huett (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Elizabeth Daily (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Robin Williams (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Dana Gould (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Elijah Wood (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Brittany Murphy (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
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Legend:
  • (A)ppearance Credit
  • (S)tarring Credit
  • (W)riting Credit
  • Non-Speaking Credit
  • (A)rchival (F)ootage Credit
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Old 11/20/2006, 5:19 PM
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Arden at the premiere for "Happy Feet".

Guess that means no HNL sketch this week.

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Arden at the premiere for "Happy Feet".

Guess that means no HNL sketch this week.
Thank GOD. (although they haven't TOO bad so far)

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Ooh. Arden's found a niche. Good for her.

I still say Arden needs to be paired with someone, though, preferably Ike or Nicole P.

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Old 11/20/2006, 6:00 PM
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Arden at the premiere for "Happy Feet".

Guess that means no HNL sketch this week.
Wow, that's awesome. To both. Arden is a GREAT Red Carpet girl. And an Arden/Nicole P duo would be AWESOME.

Hopefully HNL is done for good. (Fat chance ) Well, I hope the next few episodes are HNL-free, anyway.

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For some reason, I find it incredibly amusing that of all the pictures from the Happy Feet premiere, we would find Arden in the background of one.

Needless to say, I'm excited to see if her second appearance will be as impressive as her first.
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Funny photo of the "Happy Feet" premiere with Arden and the Penguins there can't wait for the movie segment this Saturday.
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Has anyone seen this?
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Yep. Aired last week.

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Oops I missed that episode.
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According to MadTV.com....


There's going to be a Sound of Music skit.

New Coach Hines skit, homecoming game.

AND...Robin Williams (WOW...surprised they were able to get him) and Elijah Wood guest star

Arden at the Happy Feet premiere is also confirmed.

Wonder if the Sound of Music skit will be like S6's Mary Poppins skit...


Oh, and THANKFULLY, no evidence of an HNL skit.

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AND...Robin Williams (WOW...surprised they were able to get him) and Elijah Wood guest star

Arden at the Happy Feet premiere is also confirmed.
Robin and Elijah are voices in Happy Feet.
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Robin Williams and Elijah Wood provide voices in the Happy Feet movie, so they're not really guest starring...I guess Arden interviews them at the premiere.

ha, Nick and I posted the same thing. twinz
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Robin and Elijah are voices in Happy Feet.
Ohhh...I dont know too much about the movie. Not a big movie person here

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You mean they're going to use Nicole's Jule Andrews impression again? AWESOME!!!!!!!

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Coach Hines sucks balls.

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Heh the sound of music thing should poke at GwenStefani's new song. It samples the goat song.

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Coach Hines sucks balls.
I kinda like him. It's better then another HNL skit.

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The official flyer has been found at MADtv's official MySpace community.

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...033D9623107600

It looks like Ike's Dane Cook is back again.

Judging from the flyer's other tiny screencaps, it looks like Michael is in the "Sound of Music" parody. Also, I'm betting that Coach Hines' former student is Frank Caeti.
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This episode sounds promising so far...I have a feeling it'll be better then the last 2.

I hope they dont overkill the Dane Cook impression though, this will be the 3rd time this season he's appeared and it's only been 7 episodes. Not to mention his first appearence was in 1203...

Still, it's sounding good so far.

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