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Old 03/04/2005, 5:10 PM
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Default Will Sasso Meets Triple H

This Sketch is from the WWE Triple H: The Game DVD
I've named it Will Sasso Meets Triple H as the DVD title is never aired MADtv Sketch
I think it may have been an alternate closing to MADtv #709 which Guest Starred Triple H

Will Sasso – Himself
Triple H (HHH) – Himself
Mark (Will’s Friend) – Himself

*Sketch opens with Triple knocking on the door,
Will opens it and is extremely excited and enthusiastic the whole way through*

Will: Hey man, Hey!

HHH: What’s going on man, how are you doing?
Hey I’d just like to say thanks a lot man

Will: Great Job great job,
oh hey would you mind coming in here for a second I just got a couple of questions,
I mean you’re here now, I’m a huge fan

HHH: My car’s *Will interrupts*

Will: They can idol for a whole lot longer than they can drive
Come on in, come on in, hahaha, this is my buddy Mark

HHH: Hello

Mark: Hey, I’m a huge fan, check it out huh * Shows Triple H his HHH T shirt*



Will: We don’t wanna get weird, you know we don’t wanna,
we don’t wanna make you feel weird you know, cause you’re working you know yeah but WOW!

HHH: Yeah

Will: Hahaha, oh jeez, Hey! I have a question for you, um….ah

HHH: Right?

Will: Royal Rumble, Street fight VS Mick Foley a couple of years back…..Did that hurt?

HHH: Yeah



Will: Hahaha ha, i mean you were split open bleeding from your leg and hahahaha
he messed you up, you messed him up too hahahaha

HHH: *Patting Will on the Back* Well I better be going *Will interrupts*

Will: Hey! Hey! Hey! How did you think of the Pedigree?

HHH: Well it’s just something that I, you know *Will interrupts*

Will: Who thought up the Nickname The Game!? Hahaha



HHH: Well it was the Promo I *Will interrupts again*

Will: What happened to the Hunter Hurst Helmsley gimmick,
you know like, yaaaaa I liked that man that was awesome

HHH: Well you know you gotta move on with the times

Will: Like * Starts impersonating how HHH used to act in Degeneration X*


HHH: Arlight, I gotta run now

Will: Hey! Check this out real quick *Will starts singing the Motorhead theme*
It’s all about the Game and how you play it!
All about da, da, da, *He drinks some water and spits it in the air just like HHH

And nearly chokes, he wipes the water off his face*


Excuse me, watch this, watch this, hahaha *starts impersonating HHH*


ROCK! YOU DID A LOT OF TALKING ON MONDAY NIGHT
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
WHY DON’T YOU COME DOWN HERE TO THIS RING AND FACE ME CAUSE I’M THE GAME!

*Impersonating the Rock*
Do you think you impress the Rock?



Do you think you impress the great one? Hahaha

*Impersonates HHH again*
LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER THING ROCK, IF YOU DON’T

*He makes a glass smashing sound and starts doing the Stone Cold theme*

HHH: Hey Will! Will!?

Will: I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin I
*starts impersonating William Regal*
Triple H

HHH: I’ve gotta get going

Will: Triple H, you’ll find yourself in a match tonight sunshine, yes Triple H
HAHAHA *Impersonates Vince McMahon*
YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE FIRED!
That’s Vince, get it? That’s Vince hahaha



HHH: Yeah I get it alright well it’s nice

Will: I can do some old school stuff, I do some old school
* Starts impersonating Macho Man Randy Savage*
OH Yeah brother Triple H, I’m back, DIG IT! You and I have never been friends
Thinkin’ Thinkin’ Thinkin’ DIG IT!



HAHAHAHA

HHH: Hey I gotta go

Will: Okay, so later do you wanna play some videogames?

HHH: Yeah, right, yeah

Will: We’ve got uh, Raw is War on the XBOX you know if you wanna like come over?

HHH: Yeah, you’ve got my number just give me a call

Will: NO I didn’t, let me just find a pen.....

Mark:Where’s the pen?

Will: I'll find the pen

HHH: Alright I’ll get it to ya, I’ll give you a call in a couple of minutes
*Triple H leaves the room, while Will is still searching for a pen*



HHH: Okay, I've gotta go

Will: *Impersonates Rick Flair* WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!
Stop profile
*Impersonates the Undertaker* Rest in Peace



HAHAHAH

*Triple H quickly goes*

HHH: Yeah ok Will, See ya

Will: Take it easy, Peace man



Mark: See ya later Triple H

Will: HAHAHA!

Mark: WOOOOO!

Will:*Singing* It’s all about the Game and how you play it! It’s all about the
*Will elbows Mark in the head and gets him in the position to do the Pedigree*

Wait…..Uh, *he struggles with mark and they both fall down*
I can’t do it, I can’t do it.
Only he can do the Pedigree hahaha
WOOOOO!

*Fade out*

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