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Old 05/07/2002, 3:50 PM
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i was wonderin if any of you people on the boards have pets
i have two dogs right now, cricket and demi
both are papillons, which are french for butterfly because of their ears
cricket is 9 and demi is 7, both girls
and when we got demi it turned out that it was cricket's daughter
how weird is that
we adopted cricket
and demi we got for $200
i had a dog named teddy, who was a mixed breed terrier when i was going up. he died on memorial's day 1997 at the age of 16 by being run over. boy, do i miss him.
and i had fish before
but of course they died too
i was just wonderin if you guys have pets or not

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Old 05/07/2002, 5:18 PM
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I have two ferrets named Kodos and Molly. Kodos is fond of cleaning himself, getting hairballs, and consequently operations. And Molly is fond of playing too rough. They are my babies!

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Old 05/07/2002, 10:19 PM
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currently i dont have any pets because i live in a flat and they said you cant have any but if i ever move out i would want a dog

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Old 05/08/2002, 1:17 PM
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Thumbs Up Yes I have 2 dogs.

I have two dogs and their names are:

JB: male, golden retriever, very playful and also a very intelligent dog. The only thing is that he's a little spoiled.

Lady: female, black lab, very nice dog and gentle. Although she can kiss you forever, (once your around her she will never stop licking you.) :p

My two dogs are both about 10 years old. I have had them for a good while as you can see (10) years. They love to play in the outside and also hunt DEER? Yeah around North Carolina they have plenty of deer and they go and chase after them, although most of time they know how hard it is to chase down a deer.

Also, they like to spend time outdoors a lot looking around at the whispering pines around here.

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Old 05/08/2002, 3:12 PM
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THIS POST IS REALLY LONG, BUT I THINK IT IS PRETTY FUNNY!!

I HAVE 2 HELLIONS (CATS); BANDIT AND CLEO

BANDIT, 2 YEARS OLD, FEMALE, AND A DOWNRIGHT BITCH! (THEY SAY PETS TAKE AFTER THEIR OWNERS!! HA HA! SHE'S MY BABY THOUGH. THE SOFTEST CAT I HAVE EVER TOUCHED! SHE LIKES TO RUB HER HEAD ON MY LEGS WHEN I'M COOKING AND SHE LIKES TO SLEEP WITH ME SOMETIMES. I MOVE TOO MUCH AND SHE GETS PISSED AND RUNS AWAY. BANDIT LIKES TO COME VISIT ME IN THE BATHTUB. SHE DOESN'T DARE GET IN BUT LOVES TO PUT HER 2 FRONT PAWS ON THE EDGE OF THE TUB AND PEER IN TO SEE WHAT I'M DOING!! SHE ALSO LIKES THE BUBBLES. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL MARBLE CAT, WITH BLACK, BROWN, CARMEL AND GREY MARKINGS WITH HUGE YELLOW EYES-TRULY GORGEOUS. SHE'S SO VAIN BECAUSE I TELL HER HOW PRETTY SHE IS ALL THE TIME. BANDIT LOVES TO UNROLL THE TOILET PAPER AND CHEW ON IT-WHICH REALLY PISSES ME OFF. SHE ALSO LIKES TO CHEW ON KLEENEX. (JUST WAIT TIL YOU HEAR ABOUT CLEO!!) BANDIT ALSO LIKES TO CLIMB IN BOXES AND HIDE. SHE'S VERY PLAYFUL.

CLEO, 1 1/2 YEARS, FEMALE-A REAL DUMBASS! I'VE NEVER MET A CAT AS STUPID AS SHE IS!!! I LOVE HER BUT SHE IS SO DAMN DUMB! AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES IT! ITS LIKE SHE'S IN HER OWN WORLD. SHE'S USUALLY PRETTY SKITTISH AND WANTS TO BE PETTED ON HER TERMS-SHE WILL RUN AWAY OTHERWISE. CLEO WAS IN A LITTER OF ALL CREAMSICLE COLORED KITTENS AND SHE WAS THE ONLY GREY ONE! WHAT A FURBALL!! SHE'S REALLY SOFT TOO, BUT LOST A LOT OF HER BABY FUR A LONG TIME AGO. AS AN ADULT NOW SHE IS MOSTLY GREY WITH REALLY PRETTY CREAMSICLES MARKINGS ON HER FACE AND PAWS AND THROUGHOUT HER BODY. SHE ALSO HAS THE MOST GORGEOUS JADE GREEN EYES. I HAD A LIVING SITUATION ABOUT A YEAR AGO WHERE MY TWO ROOMMATES HAD VERY EXPENSICE LEATHER FURNITURE, WHICH SHE DECIDED WAS GOING TO BE HER CHEW TOY!! A $1500 COUCH AND $900 CHAIR. (BITCH!) YUP, CLEO IS ONE OF THOSE CATS THAT LOVES LEATHER. I'VE HEARD A LOT OF CATS DO THAT WHEN STRESSED OR WHEN THEY ARE TAKEN FROM THEIR MOTHERS AT A YOUNG AGE. (EVEN THOUGH I WAS NEVER THERE WHEN SHE WAS CHEWING, AND WAS 5 WEEKS WHEN I GOT HER, I STILL DON'T GET THE CONNECTION) ANYWAY CLEO ALSO LOVES FEET. RUBBING UP AGAINST THEM, LICKING THEM. WEIRDO! SHE LIKES TO WATCH ME IN THE TUB TOO AND LICKS THE BUBBLES. ALSO THEY BOTH LOVE LASER POINTERS! MINE IS IN AN INK PIN AND MY GOD THEY BEG FOR THEM! CLEO HAS REALIZED THE SOURCE AND FREAKS ANYTIME SHE SEES ME PICK IT UP. THEY ALSO LIKE TO FOLLOW ME TO THE BATHROOM AND CHILL.

BANDIT HATED CLEO WHEN I FIRST GOT HER BUT THEY ARE BEST BUDDIES NOW. THEY LOVE TO CHASE EACHOTHER AROUND, WATCH THE BIRDS TOGETHER AND SLEEP TOGETHER. THIS WHOLE POST SOUNDS LIKE I'M DESCRIBING MY KIDS! I CALL THEM MY KIDS ANYWAY! I LOVE MY BABIES SO MUCH! OH ONE MORE THING..I ALSO HAVE 2 SIAMESE FIGHTING FISH! (AKA BETTA FISH) I HAVE AN ALL RED ONE-RUBY, AND AN ALL BLUE ONE-LIL' BOY BLUE. I'VE HEARD BETTA'S DON'T LIVE FOR VERY LONG, BUT I'VE HAD RUBY FOR 2 YEARS NOW!! AND LIL' BOY BLUE FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS. THEY KEEP EACHOTHER COMPANY BY FIGHTING UP AGAINST THE GLASS! SINCE THEY WOULD OTHERWISE KILL EACHOTHER IF THEY WERE IN A TANK TOGETHER, I HAVE 2 SEPERATE TANKS SIDE BY SIDE. THANKS FOR READING MY POST..I LOVE BRAGGING ABOUT MY "KIDS"!!
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Old 05/09/2002, 12:18 AM
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i have a dog
shes a miniture foxie
shes 10 at the end of this year
and her name is mitzy
and shes a little scumbag
(thats what i call her sometimes)
and sometimes we play wrestling together but she always wins
(cause she a little scumbag)
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Old 05/09/2002, 3:15 PM
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i wanted to do a brief summary on my dogs

cricket- brown and white stripes all on her back. she's very playful and smart, yet she barks at anybody that moves outside and can be very bossy. can be very picky when it comes to food, like when you don't chop up her canned food, she won't eat it. however, she is getting a bit fat though. she won a couple of dog shows, like third place in both of them. she walks so elegantly when walked and she learns tricks well. she's my angel!
demi- the opposite of cricket and the dumb one. gets in the garbage one too many times. she's cute and affectionate, though, and sometimes the dumb stuff she does is funny. she has black and white on her back, and brown markings above her eyes. i call her the devil because when you take a picture of her or when she's in the sun, her eyes glow red. she inhales anything that's edible, i'm lucky she didn't choke on anything yet. she hardly never plays, yet i saw her play before a couple times. not as bossy as cricket, but she barks when a person walks down my street too. the daughter of cricket. and she barks at the weirdest things. she barks at birds and squirells, and it's pretty safe to say that it's pretty impossible to walk her without her barking at another bird. her breath smells like crap. we always say we're going to get her teeth cleaned (and pulled, she needs it) yet we don't have time or money to do it. yet she's so cute and we have many nicknames for her, such as: stinkbug (for her breath ), sunny (my dogs like lying on the steps in the sun, lol), CBD (cute but dumb) and a whole bunch of others. but my dogs are great.

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You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream.
So graceful in what you say
Its all I need to hear your voice everyday.

I wish never to wake up from this dream Im in right now.
Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window
As were laying here.

And I wake up today
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Wish dreams could be so great.
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Old 05/09/2002, 4:43 PM
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Default I really love animals

It is very good to see lots of animal lovers in this message board.

In North Carolina especially in the country areas they leave dogs abandoned and abuse dogs. I heard once on the news that there was a group of men who actually had dogs for "a Sport Game" called, "Dog Fighting" , which is the stupidest game I've ever heard. They let dogs kill each other and thats a serious crime..

I am so glad though that they have strong violations on those people living here and now they can go to prison for such acts.

Really dogs are truly man's best friend, the only thing is that they can't talk. Thats the only thing they need in order to become like people because they are so smart..

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Old 05/09/2002, 5:33 PM
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in my school this year
we had to do a civics project
and some people volunteer to work at animal shelters and things like that
and some people even adopt greyhounds
and i wanna get a cat later on in life
but my family's not much of a cat family
my mom had a car when she was younger and her cat pissed in it
and since then she's been kind of a cat hater ever since, lol

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Here we are today.
You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream.
So graceful in what you say
Its all I need to hear your voice everyday.

I wish never to wake up from this dream Im in right now.
Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window
As were laying here.

And I wake up today
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Wish dreams could be so great.
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Old 05/09/2002, 6:43 PM
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yeah they breed dogs especially to fight other dogs and wholly **** u do not wanna be chased by one of those dogs
cause they'll rip u to shreds
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Old 05/10/2002, 2:15 PM
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here in south jersey
you hear like pit bull attacks on the philly news like all the time

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Here we are today.
You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream.
So graceful in what you say
Its all I need to hear your voice everyday.

I wish never to wake up from this dream Im in right now.
Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window
As were laying here.

And I wake up today
Still smiling in the air.
Wish dreams could be so great.
-early november
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Old 05/10/2002, 7:43 PM
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hey
on tonight's law and order
there's this brown small dog
that's my dog's breed, the papillon
and it looks like cricket

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Here we are today.
You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream.
So graceful in what you say
Its all I need to hear your voice everyday.

I wish never to wake up from this dream Im in right now.
Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window
As were laying here.

And I wake up today
Still smiling in the air.
Wish dreams could be so great.
-early november
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Old 05/11/2002, 4:58 PM
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yo tengo uno gato (i have a cat)
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Old 05/11/2002, 6:03 PM
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what language is that may i ask?
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Old 05/11/2002, 6:33 PM
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Old 05/12/2002, 2:53 AM
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Old 05/31/2004, 6:41 AM
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i have 2 miniature daschund's (ya know weiner dogs)
1 is black and brown, shes a girl named sammi
the other is a boy, hes auburn colored with 1 blue eye and one brown one..what a freak....thats why hes my favorite hehe his name is teddy
i have 2 cats but i don't like them because they're extremely mean and overweight and scary
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I have one animal....a dog that is a mixture of black lab and rotwhiler (can't spell) and his name is OX. He fat, and sheds alll over. LOL

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Old 05/31/2004, 10:27 AM
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i saw a cat yesterday at petsmart named tony the tiger, i wanted to get it so bad

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Here we are today.
You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream.
So graceful in what you say
Its all I need to hear your voice everyday.

I wish never to wake up from this dream Im in right now.
Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window
As were laying here.

And I wake up today
Still smiling in the air.
Wish dreams could be so great.
-early november
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My dog Max. Less than 1 year old mix of Shi-Tzu and who knows what else. Funny critter he is.


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