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Old 02/11/2007, 11:29 AM
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Default Three Minute Meal

  • Crista Flanagan ... Wendy Walker (2 appearances)





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    Crista Flanagan plays Wendy Walker, the Queen of Quick Cuisine. She is known for her trademark large blonde hair and chipper attitude. During each show, she prepares a meal that takes no longer than three minutes to make. Unfortunately for her, a loud endless ticking sound effect makes her frantic, and everything goes wrong in her meals. She typically ends up bloody and bruised, but she always manages to finish her meal.

    Sketches

    1122 Three Minute Meal
    Wendy creates a tuna melt, but everything that can go wrong, does.

    1213 3 Minute Valentine
    Wendy tries to make a banana split for Valentine's Day.

    1406 3 Minute Tailgate
    Wendy goes to the Michigan/Ohio State football game and tries to make chili dogs.

    Catchphrases
  • Stop that ticking!
  • Oh God... I'm bleeding!

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Old 06/22/2008, 10:26 PM
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I LOVE this sketch. It's hilarious. Albeit quite bloody.
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Old 06/22/2008, 11:19 PM
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I hope we get some more of these in season 14!

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Old 06/23/2008, 6:05 AM
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I hope so too! Her smile lights up the whole screen it's like the sun was shining full blast! Poor soul though~
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Old 10/28/2008, 3:24 AM
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There really is no excuse to NOT play them now. They can build sets, and a basic, bare kitchen set can't be that difficult... can it?

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Old 10/28/2008, 11:04 AM
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I agree Dartanian. I mean they made a kitchen set for episode 3 with the Project Runway Bravo Celebrity Edition sketch. If they did it for that sketch, why can't they do it for a Wendy Walker sketch? The Wendy Walker kitchen is even smaller than that one.

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Old 10/28/2008, 6:51 PM
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I third this. Maybe Crista just doesn't want to do them anymore. When the Valentine one ended with her crying, it really felt like the last Three Minute Meal to me. Hopefully not, though.
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Old 11/07/2008, 2:32 PM
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I have a question. In the first 3 Minute Meal, when Wendy is trying to open the mayo and she can't get it open, when she is throwing it away, does she say the f-word, because I watch it over and over, and I feel almost certain that she says it. I have a feeling MAD told Fox that she said something else to get around it. Does anyone here know for sure what she said?

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Old 11/08/2008, 12:47 PM
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you know it’s really difficult to open mayonnaise when your fingers are covered in your own blood and your head is filled with the endless ticking of a stupid sound ef-FECT!
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