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Default Antonia: Lowered Expectations (2nd appearance) (#305)

Antonia - Lowered Expectations (2nd appearance)


Season 3, episode #305

Characters:

Antonia - Nicole Sullivan
Announcer - Nicole Sullivan
Lowered Expectations Worker - Phil Lamarr



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Sketch Begins...

Announcer: For Antonia, # 435.

Antonia is sitting on the couch, clutching her hands, not saying anything.

Lowered Expectations Worker: Ok, you can start.

Antonia: Okee...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Haven't I seen you before?

Antonia: Yess...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Did you get many calls?

Antonia: Yess...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Then why are you back??

Antonia: I don't know.

Lowered Expectations Worker: Are you looking for a date, Antonia?

Antonia: Es possible.

Lowered Expectations Worker: You do know that this is a dating service?

Antonia is silent, blinking her big eyes.

Lowered Expectations Worker: Would you like a tall man?

Antonia: Okee...

Lowered Expectations Worker: You would have said the same if i'd said "a short man" wouldn't you?

Antonia: Yess...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Would you like a rabbit to call you?

Antonia: Yess...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Would like a date with a piece of lint from my pocket?

Antonia: Okee...

Short pause

Antonia: My cat's name is CeCe.

Announcer: For Antonia, press # 435.

Fade out...
Sketch Ends...


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