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Old 04/27/2003, 7:28 PM
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Default Antonia: Lowered Expectations (1st appearance) (#216)

Antonia - Lowered Expectations (1st appearance)


Season 2, episode #216

Characters:

Antonia - Nicole Sullivan
Announcer - Nicole Sullivan
Lowered Expectations Worker - Phil Lamarr



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Sketch Begins...

Announcer: For Antonia, # 5221.

Camera fades onto Antonia, she looks puzzled & confused

Lowered Expectations Worker: The camera is rolling.

Antonia: Okee...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Are you ready?

Antonia: Yess...

Lowered Expectations Worker: Ok, just speak into the camera.

Antonia remains silent

Lowered Expectations Worker: Let me help you get started... It says here you have a cat. What's your cat's name?

Antonia: CeCe.

Lowered Expectations Worker: Do you know how this works?

Antonia: Yess...

Lowered Expectations Worker: And you're gonna speak?

Antonia: Yes I believe it is possible.

Lowered Expectations Worker: Ok. I'm gonna count to three, and then you just start talking, ok?

Antonia: Okee...

Lowered Expectations Worker: One... Two... Three...

Antonia remains silent for a moment

Antonia: Sorry...

Announcer: For Antonia, press # 5221.

Fade out...
Sketch Ends...


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Old 04/27/2003, 7:31 PM
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Antonia is GREAT! She is by far one of my all-time favorite MADtv characters. Thanks for the transcript, Martin! That was one of my favorite "Lowered Expectations" segments.

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Yeah, Antonia rocks. Nicole's versatility was amazing. I whipped up a transcript of her 2nd appearance on LE too.

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Antonia is one of my all time favorites. She's so adorable and her facial expressions are hilarious.

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hey hivolt how did u get that nicole sullivan rocks thing like that can u show me that is awesome!

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Old 09/27/2004, 1:27 AM
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hey hivolt how did u get that nicole sullivan rocks thing like that can u show me that is awesome!

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its an animated signature........they're not available to regular members

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