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Default Matt Braunger (iCarly: "iScream On Halloween")


Gary Halberstadt: Matt Braunger
Carly Shay: Miranda Cosgrove
Samantha "Sam" Puckett: Jennette McCurdy
Fredward "Freddie" Benson: Nathan Kress
Halberstadt: Estelle Harris
Lewbert: Jeremy Rowley


(When something is in brackets and italicized, that means that it is a descriptive moment)

When [...] is used, that means that the transcript is transitioning to a point that has Matt in it, or directly involves him.


Matt Braunger appears as Gary in the iScream On Halloween episode of iCarly. In this episode Carly, Sam, and Freddie are doing a special show inside a supposedly hunted apartment room. After finding things like a red liquid on a table, the lights flickering, and a severed clowns head in the cupboard, it is looking more and more possible that this could very well be a haunted apartment.


This transcript will only involve parts that Matt is in, or directly affects Matt's character.



(Carly dressed as a bug, Sam, and Freddie dressed as a vampire are filming in the apartment. A dark light is on the camera lens).

Carly Shay: Okay, we thought this would be a cool place to webcast from for Halloween.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: But it turns out this apartment really is hunted.

Carly Shay: This could be the very last iCarly webcast ever.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: And if anything horrible happens to us (gets Freddie to bring the camera closers). Mom I lied to you. Those pants do make you look fat.

(Halberstadt comes in through a door behind them).

Halberstadt: Die, die, die (Carly and Sam scream)! Die!

(Freddie runs for the front door, when Gary comes through it. Everyone except for Halberstadt are yelling. Gary turns on the light).

Gary Halberstadt: Oh!


Carly Shay: Mrs. Halberstadt?

Gary Halberstadt What's going on here? Mother do you know these people?

Halberstadt: What!

Carly Shay: Who are you?

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: And what are you doing here?

Gary Halberstadt: I'm Gary! I live here.

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: Huh?

Halberstadt: What!?

Carly Shay: We thought this apartment was vacant.

Gary Halberstadt: No. I've lived here with my mother for the last 20 years. Why are you here?

Carly Shay: Well we do this web show.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: iCarly.

Halberstadt: iWhat!?

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: iCarly. Were kind of doing it right now.

(Freddie points at the camera).

Carly Shay: We heard this place was haunted.

Halberstadt: Why do you want a marshmallow?!

Gary Halberstadt: This apartment is not haunted.

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: Then why'd all the lights go out for no reason?

Gary Halberstadt: Oh, this switch shorts out sometimes. This one (flicks switch stage left of himself). Works fine.

Halberstadt: Why is everyone whispering!?

Gary Halberstadt: Mother, turn on your hearing aid!

Halberstadt: What!

(Gary turns on her hearing aid).

Gary Halberstadt: Better!

Halberstadt: You don't have to shout.

Gary Halberstadt: She's always forgetting to turn on her hearing aid.

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: That explains why she didn't hear you in the lobby.

Carly Shay: Well yeah, but that doesn't explain why we heard someone saying "get out! Get out!", and a bunch of crazy thumping.

Halberstadt: No, there was an awful spider in my room, and I was trying to kill it with a tennis racket.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: Wait, what did we feel scratching at our legs?

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: And what knocked off that glass stuff off the shelf.

Gary Halberstadt: (Sigh) Abigail.

Halberstadt: Yes, where is she? Abigail where are you sweetheart (cat is licking a food dish. Halberstadt is off-screen)! Oh there she is (Gary goes to pick up Abigail). She's always getting into misgiff (on-screen). Who's mommy's wicked little pussy cat, huh? Yes.

Carly Shay: Well, explain the severed clown head!?

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: Yeah, what about the severed clown head?!

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: Yeah!

Gary Halberstadt: Severed clown head? Oh (walks to back door, and takes out the head), It's a phone. See (puts phone to ear).

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: Well, how come it's not plugged in?

Gary Halberstadt: It was. No one ever called. Anymore questions?

Carly Shay: Yeah. Just before you came home you mother walked in saying "Die, die, die!"

Halberstadt: Oh, I was just looking for my hair dye (hair dye is seen on the table all spilled out). And here it is all spilled out.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: So it wasn't blood.

(Puts up hands. Carly laughs).

Carly Shay: Okay, I guess this apartment isn't so haunted.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: Whoops.

Carly Shay: Well, were sorry we ran in here without permission. But when we saw this furniture.

Samantha "Sam" Puckett: We thought it was too old and gross for anyone to actually use.

Halberstadt: Ohh.

Fredward "Freddie" Benson: Okay wait. Something still doesn't make sense. Why did Lewbert tell us no one lives here?

( Lewbert comes in through the front door, holding a wig and a broken bicycle).

Lewbert: Cause I'm a jerk (laughs)! I got you kids good. Score one for Lewbert! Happy Hanukah!

Carly Shay: Halloween.

(Lewbert makes mouth noises and leaves).


(Transcript ends).


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