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Old 07/29/2008, 8:05 AM
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Default 24 with Bobby Lee: Dave Navarro (#1316)

Cast

Bobby Lee: Bobby Lee
Dave Navarro: Dave Navarro
Armenian Man: Unknown (if anyone does know please post at the bottom).
Chelsea: Unknown (same goes for her)

Signs

(When something is in italic and in brackets, this means that it is a moment that has to be described).

When this sign is used, that means a shot is filmed with only text and a voiceover. It ends when another follows like this.

Sketch

(A sign comes up with the text 24 with Bobby Lee)

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 8:00 A.M. and 9:00 A.M.



(Bobby sprawled out over his bed. Bobby drooling down his armpit)

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 9:00A.M. and 10:00 A.M.



(Bobby sleeping as Dave walks in).

Dave Navarro: Bobby, hey little guy (taps Bobby's nose, shakes Bobby in bed and tries to force his eyes open. He then pulls Bobby off the bed, and tattoos wake up on his lower back).

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 11:00 A.M. and 12:00 P.M.(Dave plays a guitar solo so loud that Bobby's ears start bleeding, and then smacks Bobby on the back with the guitar which wakes him up). Nana! Ah nana!



Dave Nevarro: Thank God dude

Bobby Lee: Dave what are you doing here?

Dave Navarro: What do you mean dude, you said you wanted to learn the magic of scrap booking today.

Bobby Lee: Oh

Dave Navarro: Today we were going to learn how to scrap book, you and me.

Bobby Lee: Just give me another hour.

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 12:00 P.M. and 1:00 P.M. (Dave is shown colouring a card that says Presidents Day BBQ. Bobby walks in).

Bobby Lee: You started without me?



Dave Navarro: No man I just... Oh my God dude that thing is huge (Bobby has a large love boil to the stage right of his stomach)



Bobby Lee: What?

Dave Navarro: Your loves boil man.

Bobby Lee: How do you get them?

Dave Navarro: You get them from having sex in public places like bathrooms, gas stations, strip clubs.

Bobby Lee: Garage sales?

Dave Navarro: Yeah, that could work too.

Bobby Lee: That's where I got mine.

Dave Navarro: Yeah, you know some cultures consider that a badge of honour.

Bobby Lee: Yes!

Dave Navarro: Not this one though. We got to take care of that thing.

Bobby Lee: Oh (Dave smacks the boil with a fly swatter, and burns it with a cigarette, ). It tickles (laughs. Dave then tries to sand off the boil with a belt sander). The following takes place between 1:00P.M. and 2:00 P.M.

(Bobby and Dave at a counter). What do we do?

Dave Navarro: Mexican black magic (Takes out a spell book). Uh, we need bats wing.

Bobby Lee: Bats wing (Bobby gets a jar of bats wing).

Dave Navarro: Powdered goats penis.

Bobby Lee: Straight from Argentina (pulls out a jar powdered goats penis).

Dave Navarro: The hair off an Armenians back (They go to Bobby's closet where an Armenian man is).

Armenian Man: Who wants soup.

Bobby Lee (off camera): I told you no hotplates (pulls hair off Armenian Man's back)!

Armenian Man: Kachca!

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 2:00 P.M. and 3:00 P.M.



(Bobby and Dave are sitting in the living room. Bobby is wearing a weird Koala bear hat)

Dave Navarro: Dude, I think in order to get to the crux’s of the matter you have to tell me who, who have you slept with this week I mean that's like the key to what's going on here.

Bobby Lee: How dare you Navarro! That's none of your business! Who did you sleep with!?

Dave Navarro: Easy dude, are you kidding me? I, I slept with like 3 Laker Girls, 4 strippers, Katie Couric...

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 3:00 P.M. and 4:00 P.M.



Dave Navarro: Judge Marilyn Milian from the People's Court, uh the checkout lady at Staples, Janeane Garofalo.

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 4:00 P.M. and 5:00 P.M.



Dave Navarro: Monique, the cast of the View.

Bobby Lee: Oh!

Dave Navarro: The housekeeper. So the point I'm trying to make is that we have to find out what's going on with you.

Bobby Lee: Alright, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you (Bobby grabs a picture behind him). I slept with her.

Dave Navarro: No you didn't

Bobby Lee: I did too.

Dave Navarro: There's no way you sle- this chick is smokin hot.

Bobby Lee: She's blind.

Dave Navarro: That would explain quite a bit.

Bobby Lee: I told her I was Zach Efron.

Dave Navarro: That's not a love boil.

Bobby Lee: What is it?

Dave Navarro: It's a deceit boil

Bobby Lee: There's a difference?

Dave Navarro: Oh there's a big difference my friend and you’re going to have to come clean. You got to tell her who you are dude.

Bobby Lee: Can I text it to her?

Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 5:00 P.M. and 6:00 P.M.



(Doorbell rings).

Chelsea: Hi Zachie.

Bobby Lee: Hi Chelsea (Bobby kisses her on the cheek. Chelsea hits Bobby with her walking stick as they go down a hallway). That's nice that's, that's (Reach the end of the hallway. Um, Chelsea this is my friend Dave Navarro.

Chelsea: Dave Navarro, (pulls sunglasses up so Dave can see her eyes) I didn't know you knew Dave Navarro, hi Dave.

Dave Navarro: Alright tell her.

Bobby Lee: Ok, um (Exhales) Chelsea I'm not really 6'1.

Chelsea: I know, I'm blind I'm not stupid.

Bobby Lee: I'm not white I'm Korean.

Chelsea: Oh, ok.

Bobby Lee: Um, I'm not in High School Musical I'm not Zach Efron.

Chelsea: Oh, ok.

Bobby Lee: Um, and I'm on MADtv, I'm Bobby Lee (Chelsea vomits).Bobby Lee: The following takes place between 6:00P.M. and 7:00 P.M.

(Scene shows Bobby and Chelsea a loft in bed). I'm glad I was honest with you. The boils are gone and the makeup sex was great

(Bobby leans in for a kiss).

Chelsea: Not on the mouth. It's ok for Dave Navarro though (Camera goes out to see Dave stage left of Chelsea kissing her hand), and George Clooney (Who is actually the Armenian man living in Bobby Lee's closet).



24 with Bobby Lee

(Sketch ends)

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Old 07/29/2008, 8:58 AM
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Actually I never really got the reason why people dislike the 24 with Bobby Lee skits... Though there CAN be better skits that can make better use of the slot in the episode heh.

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Old 08/28/2008, 5:37 PM
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Chelsea looked and sounded a LOT like Arden, so I'm pretty sure it could be her.
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What? Seriously?

I don't really think it's Arden...

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What? Seriously?

I don't really think it's Arden...
It's not. Take it from someone who made the transcript.

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