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Old 09/17/2004, 7:25 PM
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Default Spishak: Namprin (#118)

Debra Wilson - Wife
Phil Lamarr - Husband

Voiceover: When headache pain strikes...

Husband (in bedroom): Ooooh...

Wife (entering bedroom): Honey, are you okay?

Husband (Holding head): No, I've got a splitting headache, it feels like my head's in a vice.

Wife: Well here honey, try this.

(Wife hands Husband Spishak Namprin)

Voiceover: New Namprin pain reliever.

Huband: Namprin?

Wife: Mmhmm, it's a new headache medication from Spishak Industries.

Husband: It looks just like every other headache medication.

Wife: Oh no, Namprin's different. It goes to work in just 5 seconds.

Husband: 5 seconds? I'll try it!

(Husband takes 2 Namprin pills and 5 seconds lapse)

Wife: Now, don't you feel better?

Husband: ... no, no it's still there.

Wife: Well, try 2 more.

(Husband tries 2 more Namprin pills and 5 seconds lapse)

Husband: Ugh, no no it's still ju- ow.

(Husband takes a handful of Namprin pills. 5 seconds laspe and he is consuming the entire bottle of Namprin pills, another 5 seconds lapse and he is sitting on the bed)

Husband: Ow! The Namprin's making it worse!

Wife: This stuff is useless. (Tosses Namprin in rubbish bin)

Voiceover: Namprin, from Spishak Industries.

Husband (In background): Ow, my head. DAMN YOU SPISHAK!

Voiceover: We're... still working on it.
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