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Old 07/09/2004, 6:56 AM
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Default Feline Feline & Hairball (#905)

Drew: Michael McDonald
Allison: Mo Collins
Jasper: Gibby (cat)


Allison: As far as my allergies, I'm a dust, mold , tree pollen.

Drew: And I'm a ragweed, grass , cat dander, who married a cat person.

Allison: Drew is mildly allergic to cats.

Drew: I almost died once.

Allison: His symptoms include itchy, watery eyes, sneezing and stuffy nose (cut to clip of drew on hammic with cat hitting at cat to try and get him off the hammic)

Drew: I also pass out and tripped over the phone (*i think*)

Allison: We didnt know what to do.

Drew: I suggested we get rid of the cat.

Allison: But i just couldnt give up jasper. (holding cat in arms)

Drew: I almost died once

Allison: I'll admit that this has been hard for Drew. and when it comes to anger management, he's a yells a lot, bangs door, slams things, leave me alone.

Drew: Thats cause I married a dont get in my way, silent treatment, call her mother crying on the phone (cut to clip of her crying/screaming with cat in her arms and shes on the phone)

Allison: We're in counseling.

Drew: Oh great, tell the world Allison.

Allison: It's nothing to be ashamed of honey.

Irew: It's nothing to be proud of either honey.

Allison: whats the big deal Drew? You know, a lot of marriages have problems.

Drew: Dammit allison, why must you always ??? my feelings huh? just once I'd like you to be a... How ya feelin? .... That's too bad.... Let's have sex im on top. But NOO no no no no no. You're just Allison the cat freak.

Allison: Can we please just change the subject?

Drew: I would love that.(takes cat out of her arms and drops it)

Allison: No, no! Jasper... Jasper!!!

Drew: Ohh sure... save the stinks up the house, drag in the bird, spray on the couch, crap in the box. I swear to god....! O my God... the... cat dander (coughs and falls to ground)

Jasper: Hi, I'm gibby, and I play Jasper in this commercial. If your marriage is a fight all day, have no sex, verge of divorce (clip of allison looking for cat and drew laying down have a ceasure) then call the attorneys at Feline, Feline and Hairball. When it comes to divorces they're a get it all, screw em good, leave em crying , make em pay.(u see cat on top of drew and hes lying there like hes dead) Call now before its too late! (fades out)

if u think i missed anything or you can understand some of the stuff i didnt get then please tell me so i can fix it.

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Old 07/09/2004, 11:08 AM
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It needs a proper title and ep# added.

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Old 07/09/2004, 1:56 PM
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ooo thanx!

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:37 PM
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uh... why is this sketch in the TV parody section? Also, MoCollins4ever, Nouns (Naming words) and the first word of each sentence needs to be capitalised.

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:39 PM
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Because it starts out as a parody of the Zyrtec allergy med commercials and the whole scene is an exact take of one of the commercials.

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:41 PM
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uh... why is this sketch in the TV parody section?
I took care of that.

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:45 PM
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Because it starts out as a parody of the Zyrtec allergy med commercials and the whole scene is an exact take of one of the commercials.
Do we have enough commercial parodies to make a non spishak commercial thread? If not then I think it would be better to leave in the main forum.

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:48 PM
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Originally posted by Scorpiogrrl2003
Because it starts out as a parody of the Zyrtec allergy med commercials and the whole scene is an exact take of one of the commercials.
thanx scorp! u always save my butt!

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:51 PM
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wait wait wait... why SHOULDNT it be in the tv parody section>? its a spoof of a commercial which is ON TELEVISION!!! (hence tv parody)

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Old 07/11/2004, 6:57 PM
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Because "TV parody" covers TV shows, as all the threads in that sub-forum indicate.

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Old 07/11/2004, 7:02 PM
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sry... didnt know that

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Eh don't worry its okay...........things like that happen at times.

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