[MADtv] Race Ghost (#1312)

[Dot's Boyfriend]

Customer played by Nicole Parker
Store Clerk play by Jordan Peele
Angela played by Daheli Hall
Announcer is voiced by Keegan-Michael Key

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Angela:
How’s this?

Angela shows Customer a pink shirt

Customer:
Oh that’s perfect!

Angela:
They can ring you up right over there.

Customer:
Thanks so much

Store Clerk:
Hi how are you doing?

Customer:
Great!

Store Clerk:
Alright, did somebody help you with this?

Customer:
Yeah, she’s right over…

Customer searches for Angela, but can’t find her. Many women are shown wearing the same thing as Angela.

Customer:
Oh she’s not there.

Store Clerk:
Oh that’s ok, what did she look like?

Customer:
She’s bl…um dark hair um…uh she was wearing um uh she was wearing a blazer.

Store Clerk:
Oh yeah all the girls are wearing blazers.

Customer:
Yeah, but this was a green one.

Store clerk:
Yeah that’s the uniform

Customer:
Um… she was real pretty, uh young, um she had beautiful bl…smooth, smooth skin um…

Customer is clearly running out of things to describe…

Customer:
She had arms…and and legs

Clerk:
Arms and legs…?

Customer:
Ok…um…I’m guessing if she watches TV, her favorite show isn’t “Friends”.

Clerk:
I love that show!

Customer:
Really! Never mind, okay uh uh if she had a favorite president, it would probably be Lincoln.

Clerk:
That’s just confusing!

Customer:
*sigh* um…Oh! She looks like Dr. Bailey on “Grey’s Anatomy”!

Customer is relieved.

Clerk:
Which one’s that?

Customer:
The bl…uh dark hair…arms

Clerk looks confused

Customer:
Uh in the doctor’s outfit

Clerk:
Don’t they all look like that?

Customer:
Oh come on! Probably likes Lincoln!

Clerk:
I don’t know if that’s a character trait.

Customer:
*sigh* She’s black okay! The sales woman is black!

Clerk:
Wait one second! You mean to tell me that the woman that helped you find this was African American?

Customer:
Yes…

Clerk:
Well that’s got to be Angela,

Camera closes on to the clerk

Clerk:
…but she died two years ago!

Customer looks at Clerk in disbelief

Announcer:
You’ve been watching an episode of “Race Ghost”