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Old 09/02/2004, 12:36 PM
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Default The Death Clock

http://www.deathclock.com/

This thing supossedly predicts the day and year you die. (If you die of natural causes) My date with the grim reaper is June 16, 2069..

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Old 09/02/2004, 1:50 PM
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June 24 2059. Not a bad run I suppose.
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Old 09/02/2004, 4:21 PM
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Old 09/02/2004, 4:33 PM
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lol ilikemadtv..memnoch I guess everyone born in april will die in June cuz we're both born in april and it said we both are "gonna die" in June. lmao its sounds so funny saying that lol.

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Amen to that!

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One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
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Old 09/02/2004, 5:49 PM
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, December 31, 2059
This is kind of a morbid topic isnt it? Well anyway i still have 55 years of living left, i'll note this date down

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Old 09/02/2004, 5:57 PM
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i got somewhere in 2049... oh well.... 45 more years, i'll be 71 when I die... long enough, i hope i dont have to wear adult diapers by then or ride some motorized scooter, or i'll kill myself long before that date, hehehe....

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Old 09/02/2004, 6:13 PM
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i got somewhere in 2049... oh well.... 45 more years, i'll be 71 when I die... long enough, i hope i dont have to wear adult diapers by then or ride some motorized scooter, or i'll kill myself long before that date, hehehe....
LOL. I'd love a motorized scooter.

Anyway, looks like I'll be first dead.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, August 1, 2041

It might be because I said I'm pessimistic.

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Old 09/02/2004, 6:20 PM
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LOL. I'd love a motorized scooter.

Anyway, looks like I'll be first dead.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, August 1, 2041

It might be because I said I'm pessimistic.
Aww it's okay Kurt just remember the glass is always half full, not half empty.


Edit: This is when I'm going: Sunday, February 12, 2068. But I didn't know my body mass index....does anyone know that off the top of their head?

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Old 09/02/2004, 7:09 PM
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Yikes ! I'm done four days before my birthday July 22 2039 . What's up with my luck?

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Old 09/02/2004, 7:42 PM
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Aww it's okay Kurt just remember the glass is always half full, not half empty.


Edit: This is when I'm going: Sunday, February 12, 2068. But I didn't know my body mass index....does anyone know that off the top of their head?

ZWhen you scroll to the bottom it tells you how to find it out. all you have to do is enter your height and weight...

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Don't wanna be an American idiot.
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Information age of hysteria.
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Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
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Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.
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Old 09/09/2004, 7:20 PM
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, April 11, 2088

Times INfinity.........HOLY HORSE CRAP! I'm Gonna Live to Be 98 Years Old According To This Thing! Seriously If I Live Past 65 I think I'm Gonna Commit Suicide......That is Just TOOOOOOOOO Long To Live....Although I Would Like To See The 22nd Century...I Guess How I SHould Delay My Death......*Amanda Later Relizes That This Thing Isn't Real And Can't Belive She Took it so Literal....Gawd!* But Hypothetically If This Thing is right.....Looks Like I'm Gonna Live Longer Than All Of Yall! I'm Gonna Miss You Guys! and Gals! OMG! :cry :


Oh Wait It Hasn't Happened Yet.......CURSES!

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Old 09/09/2004, 7:54 PM
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, September 18, 2081


Whoah... I'm gonna be old too Mxz!!!
93 years old!! And I'm gonna die on a Thursday!!! That means I'll miss the finale of SURVIVOR XXXXIV!!!! Nooooo!!! LOL
Wow thats 6 days before my birthday!
I'm glad I'm gonna live long... more time to play BINGO as a geezer

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Old 09/09/2004, 8:07 PM
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BINGO! Hell What About Looking Creepy, and Living In like an Old Mansion So Kids IN the Neighbor Hood Spread Rumors About You!?!?!? Hows That For Being Popular! I wanna Be Known As the Crazy Old Person That Yells at Everything...*Middle Of Summer* "Hey Don't Be Stepping on that Side Walk! It's Icy! and I Don't wanna Be Sued!"........What Good Times I'll Have!..........But I'll Still Live Older than You!

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Old 09/09/2004, 8:22 PM
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LOL We'll be the best Old Crazy People EVER, Amanda!!!

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Old 09/09/2004, 8:24 PM
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*as Old Person*We Could Kick A$$ and Take Names Once I Get My New Hip!

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Old 09/09/2004, 11:06 PM
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lol you guys realize that this just shoots out random dates, because i clicked to see my "day of death" more than once, with all the same info and the date wasnt the same..

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Old 09/09/2004, 11:24 PM
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i did the same thing too and it was the same

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Amen to that!

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
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Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
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Old 09/10/2004, 3:44 PM
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Old 10/08/2004, 6:39 PM
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(screams for a long long long long long long long time) I don't wanna die. I need some of that everlasting water, or drink from the fountain of youth. I suppose to die Thursday, January 17, 2064, but if my plans go well I will never die. hahahahahahaha! Then I will become president in the year 2064 or whatever election os going around those 4 years. ( I live in America)

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