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05/22/2003, 7:17 PM
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Antonia: Christmas (#311)
Antonia - Christmas
Season 3, episode #311 Characters: Antonia - Nicole Sullivan Santa - Phil LaMarr Elf - Alex Borstein Boy - Extra ------ Sketch Begins... Camera fades in on Santa, as he sends off a little girl with kind words... Santa: ...well, here you go, and have a Merry Christmas. Santa: OK, who's next to see Santa? Antonia steps away from the lineup of kids, and sits on Santa's lap. Antonia: Hello, Santa! Santa: Hehe, you're a big girl, aren't you? Antonia: Okee... Santa: OK, so tell Santa, have you been a good girl this year? Antonia: Okee... Santa: Well, I'm sure you still deserve to have a present. So tell Santa, what would you like me to bring you this year? Antonia sits silently on Santa's lap, blinking her big eyes. Santa: Come on now, don't be shy. I'm sure there must be something you'd like Santa to leave under your tree? Antonia: Yess... Santa: Well, tell Santa what it is? Antonia: Okee... Santa: OK, soooo? What would you like? Antonia: A rabbit. Santa: Oh! OK, a rabbit! Well, that's not so hard, was it? So you'd like a rabbit for Christmas, hmm? Antonia: Noo... Santa: What do you mean, "No"? Antonia: Yess... Santa: "Yes" what??!! Antonia: A rabbit. Santa: You do want a rabbit?! Antonia: I have a cat named CeCe... Santa: GREAT!! But do you want a rabbit??!! Antonia: I don't know... Santa: Do you have ANY idea how this works? Antonia: Noo... Santa: I ask you what you want for Christmas, then you tell me, it's really very simple... Here, watch... Santa hollers into the crowd of kids in the lineup Santa: Little boy, what do you want for Christmas? Boy: A computer, a football, a Steelers jacket, and a bike. Santa turns his attention back to Antonia Santa: There, you see? It's a very simple two-part process. So, for the last time. What would you like for Christmas? Antonia: A computer, a football, a Steelers jacket, and a bike... And a football... Please Santa... Santa: Could I get one of Santa's Helpers over here, please... NOW!!! One of Santa's helpers approaches... Santa: Ho ho ho ho... As my head Elf, it's your VERY important job to screen out the special people (points to Antonia) Elf: Sorry, I was doing a little... Elf stuff... Santa: Get up, little girl... Why don't you go with my friend here, and she'll teach you how to do some... Elf stuff... OK? Antonia: Okee... Antonia walks away with the Elf. Santa, relieved that Antonia is gone, hollers to the kids... Santa: Allright... So who's next? Santa then turns to his left, and screams in terror, as Antonia appears again. Santa: How the?! How did you?! How? As Antonia sits on Santa's lap again, Santa starts crying... Antonia: I would like a rabbit! Santa: If I promise you a rabbit, will you leave?! Antonia: No... Santa puts his head down, and continues crying as Antonia continues to sit on his lap... Fade out... Sketch Ends... © HiVolt Download sketch here __________________ 
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05/22/2003, 7:49 PM
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Re: Antonia: Christmas (#311)
Hooray! I love Antonia.
__________________ Matt (the OTHER one) "If you want to be a better actor - a better lawyer, doctor, teacher - anything - be a better human being." ~ Debra Wilson |
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