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Old 05/22/2003, 7:17 PM
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Default Antonia: Christmas (#311)

Antonia - Christmas

Season 3, episode #311


Antonia - Nicole Sullivan
Santa - Phil LaMarr
Elf - Alex Borstein
Boy - Extra

Sketch Begins...

Camera fades in on Santa, as he sends off a little girl with kind words...

Santa: ...well, here you go, and have a Merry Christmas.

Santa: OK, who's next to see Santa?

Antonia steps away from the lineup of kids, and sits on Santa's lap.

Antonia: Hello, Santa!

Santa: Hehe, you're a big girl, aren't you?

Antonia: Okee...

Santa: OK, so tell Santa, have you been a good girl this year?

Antonia: Okee...

Santa: Well, I'm sure you still deserve to have a present. So tell Santa, what would you like me to bring you this year?

Antonia sits silently on Santa's lap, blinking her big eyes.

Santa: Come on now, don't be shy. I'm sure there must be something you'd like Santa to leave under your tree?

Antonia: Yess...

Santa: Well, tell Santa what it is?

Antonia: Okee...

Santa: OK, soooo? What would you like?

Antonia: A rabbit.

Santa: Oh! OK, a rabbit! Well, that's not so hard, was it? So you'd like a rabbit for Christmas, hmm?

Antonia: Noo...

Santa: What do you mean, "No"?

Antonia: Yess...

Santa: "Yes" what??!!

Antonia: A rabbit.

Santa: You do want a rabbit?!

Antonia: I have a cat named CeCe...

Santa: GREAT!! But do you want a rabbit??!!

Antonia: I don't know...

Santa: Do you have ANY idea how this works?

Antonia: Noo...

Santa: I ask you what you want for Christmas, then you tell me, it's really very simple... Here, watch...

Santa hollers into the crowd of kids in the lineup

Santa: Little boy, what do you want for Christmas?

Boy: A computer, a football, a Steelers jacket, and a bike.

Santa turns his attention back to Antonia

Santa: There, you see? It's a very simple two-part process. So, for the last time. What would you like for Christmas?

Antonia: A computer, a football, a Steelers jacket, and a bike... And a football... Please Santa...

Santa: Could I get one of Santa's Helpers over here, please... NOW!!!

One of Santa's helpers approaches...

Santa: Ho ho ho ho... As my head Elf, it's your VERY important job to screen out the special people (points to Antonia)

Elf: Sorry, I was doing a little... Elf stuff...

Santa: Get up, little girl... Why don't you go with my friend here, and she'll teach you how to do some... Elf stuff... OK?

Antonia: Okee...

Antonia walks away with the Elf.

Santa, relieved that Antonia is gone, hollers to the kids...

Santa: Allright... So who's next?

Santa then turns to his left, and screams in terror, as Antonia appears again.

Santa: How the?! How did you?! How?

As Antonia sits on Santa's lap again, Santa starts crying...

Antonia: I would like a rabbit!

Santa: If I promise you a rabbit, will you leave?!

Antonia: No...

Santa puts his head down, and continues crying as Antonia continues to sit on his lap...

Fade out...
Sketch Ends...

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Last edited by newt007; 12/22/2004 at 7:41 PM.
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Old 05/22/2003, 7:49 PM
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Default Re: Antonia: Christmas (#311)

Hooray! I love Antonia.

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oh... i love Antonia as well... shes AWASOME!!!!!! thx!
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